Things just keep getting worse for that Hogan family. Remember when they all seemed so happy and familial and perfect on TV? Things are never what they seem, my friends.
A 33-year-old pal of Brooke Hogan’s, Christiane Plant, has spilled the beans to the National Enquirer about an affair she had last year — before the divorce — with Papa Hulk. Says Christiane: “My relationship with Terry [Hulk Hogan] began at a time when Terry and Linda privately knew their marriage was ending. She had left him already, although no official papers had been filed. Terry is a good man, good father and a good friend, and he and I grew close at a time when he was going through a very difficult period. It seemed right then, but I know it was wrong … Having felt the guilt and pain build up, I gave a note to Brooke apologizing for my actions. I will never be able to fully forgive myself for this. I have lost an amazing friend.”
What a fucking hooker! Jesus, Christiane, if a little note didn’t help to patch things up between you and Brooke, I’m sure airing her family’s dirty laundry to the National Enquirer did the trick.
In response, Brooke posted the following on her MySpace blog, but later deleted it:
Saturday, February 23, 2008
i never thoughtâ€¦
Current mood: sad
When your best friend and one of your closest family members that you have loved unconditionally since your first day on this earth, betrays you together, you could MAYBE find it in yourself to forgive one dayâ€¦ but you will NEVER forget the hurt they caused you and how it hurt the people who mean the most to youâ€¦its the worst feeling in the world to be betrayed. And worse to know you can never trust the one you should be able toâ€¦
Aw, Brooke. I actually feel bad for you, sweetie. So bad that, for the first time in this history of this blog, I’m running a photo of you without disparaging your fashion sense. That’s just how I show my support.
February 28, 2008 at 2:16 am by Evil Beet
No, I’m not talking about the fact that Hulk Hogan was spotted leaving a Beverly Hills medical clinic with his two children this afternoon, carrying little bags of medicine, although that’s certainly intriguing. (A family outbreak of pink eye? Stomach flu? Herpes?)
I am talking about the fanny pack.
Someone, please explain.
January 16, 2008 at 2:43 pm by Evil Beet
In the midst of her parents’ increasingly nasty divorce, Brooke Hogan still manages to find the presence of mind to go shopping on Robertson and sign some autographs.
I’m sorry, but who the hell is asking for Brooke Hogan’s autograph??
Clearly I am very out of touch.
Image via Splash
December 5, 2007 at 9:46 pm by Evil Beet
Brooke Hogan dons a surprisingly non-nauseating outfit to prance around Tokyo promoting her debut album, Undiscovered, which is, frankly, a pretty fucking gutsy thing to name your debut album. At least make us work for the mean headlines when it flops, Brooke.
May 9, 2007 at 8:57 am by Evil Beet
I’m surprised that Brooke Hogan has yet to grace our pages as a fashion disaster. In a way, she is a general walking fashion disaster but this little ensemble takes the cake. This girl is 6 feet tall so this outfit seems a little frightening, like a wall of flesh coming at you. Shorts are ok if you pair them with a top that is a little more substantial. The combo of a bustier and short shorts just comes off as a cheap outfit a 15 year-old girl would get at Wet Seal.
December 22, 2006 at 11:29 pm by Evil Beet
With a Teen People camera crew following her, Brooke Hogan spends $900 at LF in NYC. After the cameras leave, she sends a flack to return most of it. [Page Six]
Aw, Mischa Barton is crying. That means she’s hungry. [Celebrity Smack]
The extended trailer for the sixth season of 24 is online, so you can have some brand new imagery for your Jack Bauer fantasies. [Tabloid Whore]
Check out side-by-side pictures of Madonna in 1979 and daughter Lourdes this year. My guess is little David will not bear the same resemblance. [WOW Report]
Steve Irwin’s widow is not happy that the guys from South Park are already poking fun at his death. [HGW]