And their lovechild has graced the cover of Brooke Hogan’s new album cover, The Redemption.
I stared at this picture for an interminable amount of time just trying to see some element of Brooke in it. I am now going to spray an entire can of FDS into my eyes in hopes of trying to reverse some of the damage.
A couple weeks ago, we ran the photos of Brooke Hogan on the set of her new music video, which features her much smaller boyfriend, Yannique Barker. Now we have a clip from the actual video, for a song called “Falling.” I think the full title is “I Need to Keep Checking to Make Sure My Extensions Aren’t Falling Out,” because pretty much the whole vid is just her playing with her god-awful hair. Poor Brookie. You’d think with all her money and connections she’d be able to get a decent producer and songwriter on board, as well as a professional video production company. This track is horrible, as is the video.
Hulk Hogan and his girlfriend, Jennifer McDaniel, made an appearance at Brooke’s 21st birthday in Las Vegas hotspot Pure last night. I have so much trouble believing that Brooke is only 21 years old. I feel like this girl has lived four lifetimes already, only two of which she’s spent ratting out her mother’s drug habit to the press. Linda Hogan was, of course, not there, unless she and her boyfriend are hiding in Jennifer’s breast implants. Actually, that’s unlikely, because those implants look like they’re older than Linda’s boyfriend.
And Brooke? Lay off the spray-tan, sweetie. Your father should not be your barometer for an appropriate face color.
“I had a talk with her and I said, “I think everyone in America knows why I won’t accept Charlie.” But what people don’t know is that he’s a bad influence on her. She’s not staying as healthy as she should be. He’s 19, he can party his ass off. She’s 48. I said, “Mom, if you want to have a relationship with me you have to dump Charlie.” It’s not because of his age. If he were 5 years old and a good influence on her then that would better. But I’m just not happy with the situation because of their poor judgment — with what they do … I know there are things that could damage her health and make her get old really quick. I don’t want to see that happen. I’m trying to stick to the tough love thing. I’m just staying away until she wakes up. In order for me to keep my sanity, I have to love her from afar. We are totally different women. I’m straightlaced, don’t do drugs, stick to my regimen. It’s different there.”
Brooke spent some time in Miami this weekend filming her new music video (wait, really???) with her new boyfriend, rapper Yannique Barker. This makes perfect sense, actually. Her mother dates men who are half her age. Brooke can’t do that without tip-toeing into statutory rape, so instead she’s dating men who are half her size.
Whatever. I can’t wait to see this video. I’m sure it’ll be AMAZING and bubbling over with talent and intelligence, like everything Brooke does.
While most of the country is freezing its ass off in the depths of January, Brooke Hogan is practically naked as she goes shopping in Miami Beach. Or at least I think Brooke Hogan is in this photo. I can’t see much past the breasts.