One thing I’ve got to say is that Britney‘s really kicking things up with this tour, all these singles, photo shoots and new videos. Girlfriend has got her game ON. This video is probably the best yet, in that she’s charming, engaging, dancing like a normal person and not someone with metal bars reinforcing their skeletons, and her eyes? LOOK SANE. Seriously. No crazy eyes to be had in this video.
However, there are a few questionable things to be seen: ripping off Half-Baked‘s famous “fuck you, I’m out” skit (I wonder if she got permission to, like, do that. That’s probably some pretty big trouble if she didn’t, y’know), flashing a police officer in front of a minor (ding: MORE big trouble), and yesterday’s “bust a pap in the mouth with a mic” thing. Promoting violence are we? And the ending is just weird. Is that supposed to be an Adnan Ghalib-alike? And what’s with the milk – and the seashells?
Regardless, I’m on board for a full-on Britney revival, and it doesn’t look like it’s that far off.
June 22, 2011 at 6:30 am by Sarah
There’s a chance that Britney Spears is still crazy. Ok, no, she’s definitely still crazy, but she also definitely looking way hot these days, and that’s why it’s totally fine if you feel aroused by this video. Just look at that guy – he’s totally feeling it. Don’t hold back. Let yourself be free, if only for one minute and thirty five seconds.
And here’s a fun fact about Britney that you might enjoy: if she takes it upon herself to tie you to a stripper pole in front of hundreds of people and sexy dance all over you, she’ll be sweet enough to drape a pink feather boa around your shoulders to discreetly hide your massive erection. Isn’t that just the nicest thing you’ve heard in ages?
June 21, 2011 at 5:30 pm by Emily
From one troubled performer to the next, you know?
Britney Spears, who’s totally kicking ass and taking names for her latest Femme Fatale tour, is also on fire in releasing new videos. The latest to hit the ‘net is “I Wanna Go,” off her Femme Fatale album, and though I definitely am not a song-fan, the video’s straight up OK from what I can see. Why? Well simply put, because the video hits quite close to home: Britney is portrayed as a pink-highlighted menace to society who attacks paparazzi not with an umbrella, but with a lethal microphone projectile. She even busts a guy in his grill! Tell me this is isn’t sooo poetic on a cellular level.
I’m really glad that she’s reemerging from the dust here, and it’s cute if she’s poking fun at her previous situations (if that is, indeed, what she’s doing – yet maybe she doesn’t even see the obvious parallels), but girlfriend still looks like she suffered a mild stroke, and for that? I am sad.
June 20, 2011 at 6:30 am by Sarah
What were you guys doing last night? Anything good? ‘Cause Britney had a pretty good night – she kicked off her latest tour at a venue in Sacramento, CA and she PACKED THE SHIT out of it. Take a look at the video below. I’m really excited about this. Not, you know, excited enough to go and fork over a small fortune to see someone who’s personality gets me off more than their music, but interested nevertheless. And she’s looking great.
Give it another few shows, and I’ll even be on the “Britney’s back, bitch” bandwagon.
June 17, 2011 at 7:30 am by Sarah
But it’s probably not. Britney Spears co-wrote it, so it’s PROBABLY about Frappuccinos or something.
This is Selena Gomez‘s latest leaked single, Whiplash, and the current Queen of Pop (Demi-Princess of Pop? Dethroned Poppet?) Britney Spears herself helped out with everything, as you can probably hear throughout the song. It’s heavily influenced by Britney’s bumping beats and breathy huffing and puffing, and it actually wouldn’t be too bad if it weren’t for the fact that it’s not Britney singing it.
What do you guys think?
June 16, 2011 at 10:30 am by Sarah
Leave it to Hollywood’s most hardcore Madonna fan to cover one of the Material Girl’s more obscure hits. But hey, at least it’s way more acceptable than if Lady Gaga decided to cover it, but regardless, it’s BAD. Like, REALLY BAD. And if I have to hear Britney squawk “FIYAH” in her faux sexy baby voice one more time, it’s really, REALLY going to ruin my Friday.
” … I’m on FIYAH.” UGH.