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Watch This Video of Britney Spears on X Factor And Cry Forever

I didn’t watch X Factor last night. How horrible, right? It was Britney‘s first night, and I wanted to support her, I really did, but it just didn’t happen. My apology letter is in the mail right now, ok? If Britney will forgive me, than so can you.

But since I didn’t watch it, I set out this morning to find a whole bunch of clips so that I’d be able to tell you guys all about it and how Britney’s doing and if Demi Lovato was doing something stupid with her hair again or whatever. But this was the first clip that I watched. And I can’t do it anymore.

First of all, you guys remember Don Philip, right? He did this song with Britney, from her first album:

Ok, now watch the X Factor video again. Am I the only one crying? Because I’m crying, like, a lot. Just thinking about what poor Don has apparently went through, and knowing what Britney’s been through and also thinking about how I’m pretty sure my wisdom teeth are finally coming in and it hurts is just really doing a number on me. How are you guys feeling right about now?

Britney Made the First Move on Jason Trawick, Because Of Course She Did

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So Britney did a recent interview with Elle magazine (with Jason Trawick—apparently one of the caveats in her conservatorship states that she can’t do interviews alone, I guess), and in it, she talked about her relationship, her sense of style, and not caring about what other people have to say about her, among other things.

Here’s Britney on her relationship with Jason Trawick, and how the two started hooking up:

Jason Trawick tells ELLE Britney made the first move in their relationship: “It was kind of one of those things where she moved, like, turned around, so we were face-to-face, and then-” Britney’s response? “Okay, that’s enough information, sweetie. It was sweet, just say that.”

OK, on the real, I think if I were in close proximity to Britney, and she “moved, like, turned around” so that we were face-to-face also, I would be really, really scared. I’m just being honest, here. The way Jason says that makes it sound like she was this creepy, venomous snake getting ready to feed or something, and honestly, it kind of paints a scary picture.

Anyway, here’s Britney on her fashion sense and style:

“I love my jeans and my sweats-I’m really just a tomboy at heart. So it’s really hard for me to be like Kim Kardashian and be makeup- and hair-ready every time I go out of my house. I’m not a believer in that, you know? On the other hand, when you do wear those sweats, you’re like, Oh God, I should step it up a notch.”

And finally, on those pesky rumors that she’s not the Britney that we see on TV:

“I guess I’ve been under the microscope so long that I don’t even pay attention to the nonsense anymore. I gave up getting upset about things people make up about me a long time ago.”

On the whole, cute interview. And this photo? This one right here?:

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The cutest.

Images courtesy of Elle

Britney Spears’ Conservatorship Isn’t Over Because of A “Medical Issue”

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From TMZ:

There’s a reason Britney Spears’ conservatorship has lasted 4 1/2 years with no end in sight — it’s because she has a serious medical issue that prevents her from making consistently sound decisions … TMZ has learned.

Documents were filed Tuesday in the conservatorship case, urgently asking the judge to seal certain records.  In the papers, lawyers for the conservators called the records “highly sensitive,” adding “irreparable harm and immediate danger” would befall Britney if the documents weren’t sealed.

Multiple sources with firsthand knowledge tell TMZ … the records are medical documents outlining Britney’s condition and treatment.

We’re told the singer has a disorder affecting her personality that can affect her state of mind.  We’re told she is doing “extremely well” but needs the safety net of a conservatorship.

Sources tell us there is no plan to end the conservatorship, and the judge is completely down with it.

FYI … there are 2 components of the conservatorship — the personal and the business.  The personal conservatorship allows Jamie Spears and Jason Trawick to make life decisions for her.  The business conservatorship involves managing Britney’s career and fortune.  As for the business side, we’re told it will probably go on indefinitely because it has been incredibly successful.

This is interesting, so let’s speculate, all right? I think it’s strange that Britney’s medical records are being sealed just now, and not back when she had that big episode. And if Britney has this “disorder affecting her personality” that could cause “irreparable harm and immediate danger” if anyone found about it, then what could it be? I thought it was pretty well documented and widely acknowledged that Britney was severely bipolar, and even if I just made that up, it’s not a secret that she’s not all that balanced mentally. So what disorder could she have that would surprise anyone this much?

Jason Trawick is Sick of Being Britney Spears’ Babysitter

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Let’s just hope he doesn’t go out and CHEAT ON HER like some people might.

From Radar Online:

The Toxic singer and her fiance of over 7 months, Jason Trawick, are having major problems in their relationship due to the pressure of her new judging gig, multiple sources tell exclusively.

“Their relationship has been majorly rocky ever since she started filming The X Factor,” a source reveals to Radar. “They are constantly fighting about everything, and it isn’t good.”

Another source says that Jason, who became Britney’s co-conservator in April 2012, and has been by her side since she started her judging gig on the hit talent show in May 2012, is less than pleased that he has gone from being a big time Hollywood agent to Britney’s full-time babysitter.

“When Jason left his job at William Morris Endeavor in May 2011, it was under the impression that he was going to be managing Britney’s career, but that hasn’t happened,” the source says. “Now he feels like he is the househusband and errand boy in the relationship, and that isn’t what he signed up for.

“Part of his role as co-conservator is to be with Britney every second that she is on the set of The X Factor, and he is getting fed up with it.”

Britney’s onset antics have become a major issue and have become Trawick’s responsibility to control and deal with.

“He is constantly having to discipline her because of her erratic behavior on the show, which is creating major riffs in their relationship as well, because Britney doesn’t like to be scolded or told what to do,” the first source says.

“The mixing of business with pleasure has really damaged their relationship, and they are both really unhappy at this point.”

What’s next, an announcement that they’re taking a break? I realize that, for legal purposes, it probably won’t happen, but it wouldn’t surprise me in the least. We’ve just had the summer of surprises over here, guys, what with Katie Holmes finally growing a set and Kristen Stewart cheating on Robert Pattinson with an older, much-less-attractive married-with-children man … what’s next? I can’t even begin to imagine.

MISSING: Two Eyebrows! REWARD: Six Cases of Diet Pepsi!

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This is a photo that Britney Spears posted to her Facebook account over the last day or so, showing one awesome bikini body, two adorable young children, a non-trashed hotel (?) room, and the glaringly-obvious absence of two eyebrows, and anyone who’s ever seen Pink Floyd’s ‘The Wall’ knows what a bad, bad look the whole no-eyebrows thing can be on the wrong face.

Aside from all of that business, though, girlfriend looks great, right? From the neck down, she looks almost like the old Britney that everyone’s always inquiring about. From the neck up? Well. She looks like a drugged-out Bob Geldof, now, doesn’t she?

Can we maybe go ahead and do something about that, Britney’s handlers? Come on now.

Hey, Look, It’s Britney Spears’ Cleavage!

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Yay! It’s Britney, signing autographs at an ‘X-Factor‘ function! Doesn’t she* look great? Her hair is still pretty fabulous, and she looks happy, too. It sounds like things are really looking up for our girl Britney, as there hasn’t been a word about on-set breakdowns or crying or walking off sets. In fact, Britney sounds like she’s really getting into her judging groove. Entertainment Weekly has compiled a Top 8 list of Britney’s most “blunt” responses whilst judging the talent on ‘X-Factor’, and some of them are downright harsh. From EW:

– “I thought it was magnificento!”
– “Who let you on the stage?”
– “I feel like you need to go to New York and be on Broadway. I don’t think the pop industry could handle you.”
– “I’m sorry, I was bored. I have to say no.”
– “Holy cow! I can’t believe that voice came from that tiny body.”
– “To make a great performance, you have to step it up. There’s a big wall between us, and you need to learn to break it down.”
– “I can’t look. I literally can’t look.” (During one male contestant’s raunchy dance.)
– ”I’m sorry, sweetie, but you have to be great to be on this show.”

Wait. What the hell does “magnificento” mean? Does Britney think “magnificento” is Italian or something for “magnificent”? Because I think she’s actually looking for “magnifique” or “magnifico,” not both plus English all at once. But hey. We’ll let her slide. At least she’s not sitting in her chair throwing Cheetos as poor performances and mumbling swearwords under her Pepsi breath.

*Yes, I mean boobs. BOOBS. Her boobs look GREAT.

Love It or Leave It: Britney’s Kind-Of-Amazing Hair

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In what could probably be called “the best Britney Spears has looked in years,” Britney shows up at a red carpet event for ‘X-Factor’ alongside Demi Lovato, whose hair we’re not even going to discuss because it’s just flat-out atrocious.

In other good-Britney-news, she was most recently named the sexiest woman in music, according to Billboard magazine:

Britney Spears has been voted the Sexiest Woman in Music in a poll conducted in Billboard magazine. Over 600,000 people voted in the poll with the 30-year-old singer earning 45% of the first place vote.

In a distant second was Lady Gaga, who earned a meager 12% of the vote. Other musicians who made the list include Beyoncé and Miley Cyrus.

The top ten featured female celebrities like the ones mentioned above, and also included Rihanna, Carrie Underwood, Shakira, Nicole Scherzinger, Taylor Swift, and Katy Perry. Billboard also compiled a men’s list, which included Adam Lambert in the number-one slot, and others in the top ten to the likes of Adam Levine (which I just do not see), Justin Bieber (which makes me want to die), Enrique Iglesias, Bill Kaulitz, Bruno Mars, Bon Jovi, Chris Brown (!!), Usher, and the anti-Chris Brown, Drake.

Interesting list to say the least, but whatever. Britney looks absolutely great in these photos.