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Britney’s Wedding Planner Gives Insider Info On KFed Wedding

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Britney Spears got married to Kevin Federline 10 years ago — feel old yet? They were married September 18, 2004, at the home of Britney’s wedding planner, Alyson Fox. Now she’s talking to Time magazine (I know, right?) about the experience and gives insider info on the whole weird wedding. Fun fact: this was Ms. Fox’s first and only celebrity wedding. It was also a surprise wedding. And originally, the venue wasn’t supposed to be her (Alyson Fox’s) house, but after the media figured out where the wedding would be they had to scramble and come up with a different location, which they did — in 10 days.

Here are some choice quotes:

TIME: Britney and Kevin Federline’s engagement was huge. Did you think that this would be one of the biggest weddings-
Alyson Fox: —of my career? Yes, I mean, she is Britney Spears. I first interviewed with Felicia, her assistant for years, and I didn’t know who I was meeting with, just that it was a VIP… I met Britney and her mom the next day and they all couldn’t be nicer. The sweetest. I mean they’re from the South. Britney’s so polite, she kept calling me Miss Alyson, and I was like, ‘Oh my God don’t do that; that makes me feel old.’

And then you met Kevin.
They were like any young couple. Very much in love, very touchy feely.

As for the surprise aspect, guests were invited to what they thought was an engagement party, but turned out to be a wedding. No one knew, not even Britney’s mom.

Remember KFed and Britney’s Juicy Couture tracksuits that said “MAIDS” and “PIMPS” on the back for the bridal party and groomsmen?

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Don’t worry, they didn’t actually get married in those. They changed into tuxedos. Fox says,

That’s what they left the house in. They were in tuxedos and gowns. Everybody made such a big deal about that, but that’s what Juicy did for every celebrity who got married. They’d send them the cute little tracksuits. I asked Britney and Kevin what they wanted printed on the back, and Britney said, “Maids! Maids will be cute!” And it was. It was cute! And he said “Pimps” which was adorable… People are closed-minded. It was a joke, it was for fun. It was Juicy tracksuits! 10 years ago people would have given anything for a Juicy tracksuit.

Yeah, I don’t know if “adorable” is the right word for a tracksuit that says “PIMPS” on the back.

Now that Ms. Britney Spears is single again I wonder if she’s reminiscing about her wedding. Hopefully she’s not regretting her divorce, because marrying KFed was absolutely bonkers. I can’t think of a more respectful way to say that, sorry.

Do you have a favorite celeb wedding?

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Britney Spears may not be coping with being single

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You know how Britney Spears was all pumped about being single and was excited to get back into the dating game after kicking David Lucado to the curb? Well, it seems like that may have been a front because according to some “sources” (which, I’m sure, are totally reliable), she’s struggling with being on her own.

From OK! Magazine (via Contact Music):

An insider told America’s OK! magazine: ”Britney’s been on an emotional roller coaster.”

”Britney was sure she’d found someone she and her boys could settle down with. After so many ups and downs with guys, she’s totally destroyed. She’s taking some time to reconsider her life right now.”

The blonde beauty – who announced the split via her Twitter account – is keeping busy with her ‘Piece of Me’ residency at Planet Hollywood in Las Vegas in a bid to distract herself from the break-up.

The source said: ”Her shows are the only thing keeping her going.”

To be honest, I’m not sure how this is news or evidence of a breakdown. Aren’t all breakups really upsetting, especially when under the kind of circumstances? She was cheated on, which is doubly hurtful than both parties just deciding a relationship isn’t working anymore.

Apparently she had to have her makeup redone twice backstage before a show the other night because she was crying. Why is that weird? Why does that mean she’s out of control and not coping? She’s upset because someone she trusted fucked her over, and this isn’t the first time it’s happened. In the words of the infamous Dude Whose Name I Can’t Remember, “Leave Britney alone!”

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Britney Spears wears lingerie to bed all by herself

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Britney Spears recently kicked cheating boyfriend David Lucado to the curb, and thank goodness for that. She’s totally stoked on being single, and BritBrit doesn’t need a man to have an excuse to get sexy with herself on the daily.

From People:

“I think with our world, [dressing up in lingerie for a man] is probably culturally what you’re expected to do. But normally, I wear it alone in bed, with myself, and I’m happy,” Spears says. “It’s empowering for a girl to do that alone!”

Oh, snap. Get it, Brit! I don’t particularly find lingerie comfortable and prefer an oversized t-shirt myself, but to each her own! Also, in case you’re interested in hooking up with Britney in the near future, here’s what she looks for in a man:

“I like a guy to be just really sweet,” Spears adds. “Really sweet and to make me laugh: Those are the two main things that are important to being with someone.”

Is it just me, or is “really sweet” such a vague quality she’s looking for? I feel like Britney is always saying something is “sweet” to the point where I don’t really know what it means anymore. Someone thoughtful? Romantic? I suppose all of those go under the “sweet” heading. Also, I have no idea why I’m thinking about this so much. I’ll show myself out.

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Britney Spears calls out cheating David Lucado on Vegas stage

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Britney Spears has been hella unlucky in love (hella’s not a word I would use in my normal life, but it seems like one BritBrit would appreciate) and it really sucks. Her most recent boyfriend, David Lucado, was caught cheating on her ON VIDEO and that effectively ended their 18-month long relationship. But while it’s a really messed up situation, don’t feel bad about Britney – she’s happy to get back out on the dating scene again, apparently.

From People:

“So I know you know my boyfriend cheated on me,” she told the crowd during her Piece of Me show in Las Vegas [on Sunday night], PEOPLE confirms. “But the best thing about being cheated on is I get to go on more first dates.”

Then, according to MTV, she said, “I need a hot guy. Where are the hot guys here tonight?”

LOL. Obviously I think Britney is probably overcompensating here a bit – of course you’re going to be hurt and really pissed off when someone betrays you like that. But still, good for her for not letting him get the better of her. I hope homegirl is alright.

For the record, Catherine and I got an anonymous tip back when Britney and David Lucado first got together, and the tipster told us he’s a serial cheater who was only after her money. Seems pretty legit, looking back.

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Britney Spears is single after video surfaces of David Lucado cheating

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Poor BritBrit doesn’t seem to have much luck in the romance department, does she? Things were seemingly going well between Britney Spears and David Lucado, but that’s obviously not the case because they’ve broken up after video surfaced of David kissing and touching all over another woman – and it was filmed just earlier this month! BULLSHIT.

From TMZ:

We’re told David Lucado is seen in the video making out with a woman and dancing with her. It looks like they’re in someone’s living room. We’re told the video was shot in early August.

When we called Lucado … a rep told us, “David is very, very in love with Britney. This is unfortunate and he hopes that it all works out.”

Well, it didn’t. We called Britney’s camp for comment, and we were told her father Jamie wanted to say something about it, but wanted to tell Britney first. It appears as soon he told her … she broke up with David.

Ain’t that some bullshit. I honestly have no idea what’s wrong with people that they’re willing to throw away relationships and fuck with families and shit (her kids have been around him and probably grew somewhat attached) for the sake of sex. Honestly, it just blows my mind.


Poor Brit. She needs to enjoy the single life for a while and not even bother with the bullshit.

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Britney Spears shuts down the haters over David Lucado rumors

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Reports have been coming out left and right about how Britney Spears and boyfriend David Lucado broke up months ago. They hadn’t been seen publicly together in a while, and in Hollywood, that means you must no longer be together.

Obviously, that’s not the case. Britney took to Twitter – rather, her handlers who are actually allowed Internet access took to Twitter – on Wednesday to share a snapshot of her current life: hanging out by the pool at her house in a bikini and some weird goggles… alongside Lucado. Take that, suckers!

Also, I have to say, I kinda think they make a good couple despite knowing nothing about them – and that’s precisely why I say that. When they first got together, I had a tipster write me to say that Lucado is a money-grubbing dickhead (in so many words) that was using her to sell stories about her life, etc. Considering how little we’ve heard about her private life, I’d say that’s been proven false. Hope BritBrit’s happy.


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Britney Spears’ manager admits she can’t sing live

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I don’t know whether it’s comforting or sad (or a little bit of both) that Britney Spears‘ longtime manager, Adam Leber, has admitted that there’s no way Britney can sing live during her Las Vegas shows. His explanation is due to all the dancing she does – and admittedly, she does bust her ass on the floor, 100% – not because she is actually incapable of singing well.

From Medium:

“To put on the show that she puts on, it’s virtually impossible to sing the entire time and do what she does,” Adam Leber told me. “She’s singing on every song, basically, when she has the ability to sing. There’s no way you can dance for 90 minutes straight and sing the entire time.”

Of course, this is completely against what he said before the show started, which was…

“Britney Spears will be singing live during her show (and) she will not be ‘lip-synching.”

Oh, dear. Even BritBrit herself promised to bring the live vocals, even if they’re “not so great”. All that being said, I don’t think anyone is at all surprised to learn that Britney doesn’t sing live during her shows. She never has sang live, and on the few occasions when she tried to, things… did not go well. Britney is an entertainer, a show-woman. We’re wrapped up in the Britney popstar persona, not in her singing talent – and thank God for that, or she wouldn’t be a star.

Should she sing live? Sure, but she should also be a good vocalist and she just isn’t. We’ve accepted that, so we should probably just accept that homegirl is going to move her mouth on top of a backing track and get over it, eh? Given the high ticket sales, I’d say most people have.

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