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Britney Spears wears lingerie to bed all by herself

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Britney Spears recently kicked cheating boyfriend David Lucado to the curb, and thank goodness for that. She’s totally stoked on being single, and BritBrit doesn’t need a man to have an excuse to get sexy with herself on the daily.

From People:

“I think with our world, [dressing up in lingerie for a man] is probably culturally what you’re expected to do. But normally, I wear it alone in bed, with myself, and I’m happy,” Spears says. “It’s empowering for a girl to do that alone!”

Oh, snap. Get it, Brit! I don’t particularly find lingerie comfortable and prefer an oversized t-shirt myself, but to each her own! Also, in case you’re interested in hooking up with Britney in the near future, here’s what she looks for in a man:

“I like a guy to be just really sweet,” Spears adds. “Really sweet and to make me laugh: Those are the two main things that are important to being with someone.”

Is it just me, or is “really sweet” such a vague quality she’s looking for? I feel like Britney is always saying something is “sweet” to the point where I don’t really know what it means anymore. Someone thoughtful? Romantic? I suppose all of those go under the “sweet” heading. Also, I have no idea why I’m thinking about this so much. I’ll show myself out.

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Britney Spears calls out cheating David Lucado on Vegas stage

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Britney Spears has been hella unlucky in love (hella’s not a word I would use in my normal life, but it seems like one BritBrit would appreciate) and it really sucks. Her most recent boyfriend, David Lucado, was caught cheating on her ON VIDEO and that effectively ended their 18-month long relationship. But while it’s a really messed up situation, don’t feel bad about Britney – she’s happy to get back out on the dating scene again, apparently.

From People:

“So I know you know my boyfriend cheated on me,” she told the crowd during her Piece of Me show in Las Vegas [on Sunday night], PEOPLE confirms. “But the best thing about being cheated on is I get to go on more first dates.”

Then, according to MTV, she said, “I need a hot guy. Where are the hot guys here tonight?”

LOL. Obviously I think Britney is probably overcompensating here a bit – of course you’re going to be hurt and really pissed off when someone betrays you like that. But still, good for her for not letting him get the better of her. I hope homegirl is alright.

For the record, Catherine and I got an anonymous tip back when Britney and David Lucado first got together, and the tipster told us he’s a serial cheater who was only after her money. Seems pretty legit, looking back.

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Britney Spears is single after video surfaces of David Lucado cheating

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Poor BritBrit doesn’t seem to have much luck in the romance department, does she? Things were seemingly going well between Britney Spears and David Lucado, but that’s obviously not the case because they’ve broken up after video surfaced of David kissing and touching all over another woman – and it was filmed just earlier this month! BULLSHIT.

From TMZ:

We’re told David Lucado is seen in the video making out with a woman and dancing with her. It looks like they’re in someone’s living room. We’re told the video was shot in early August.

When we called Lucado … a rep told us, “David is very, very in love with Britney. This is unfortunate and he hopes that it all works out.”

Well, it didn’t. We called Britney’s camp for comment, and we were told her father Jamie wanted to say something about it, but wanted to tell Britney first. It appears as soon he told her … she broke up with David.

Ain’t that some bullshit. I honestly have no idea what’s wrong with people that they’re willing to throw away relationships and fuck with families and shit (her kids have been around him and probably grew somewhat attached) for the sake of sex. Honestly, it just blows my mind.


Poor Brit. She needs to enjoy the single life for a while and not even bother with the bullshit.

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Britney Spears shuts down the haters over David Lucado rumors

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Reports have been coming out left and right about how Britney Spears and boyfriend David Lucado broke up months ago. They hadn’t been seen publicly together in a while, and in Hollywood, that means you must no longer be together.

Obviously, that’s not the case. Britney took to Twitter – rather, her handlers who are actually allowed Internet access took to Twitter – on Wednesday to share a snapshot of her current life: hanging out by the pool at her house in a bikini and some weird goggles… alongside Lucado. Take that, suckers!

Also, I have to say, I kinda think they make a good couple despite knowing nothing about them – and that’s precisely why I say that. When they first got together, I had a tipster write me to say that Lucado is a money-grubbing dickhead (in so many words) that was using her to sell stories about her life, etc. Considering how little we’ve heard about her private life, I’d say that’s been proven false. Hope BritBrit’s happy.


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Britney Spears’ manager admits she can’t sing live

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I don’t know whether it’s comforting or sad (or a little bit of both) that Britney Spears‘ longtime manager, Adam Leber, has admitted that there’s no way Britney can sing live during her Las Vegas shows. His explanation is due to all the dancing she does – and admittedly, she does bust her ass on the floor, 100% – not because she is actually incapable of singing well.

From Medium:

“To put on the show that she puts on, it’s virtually impossible to sing the entire time and do what she does,” Adam Leber told me. “She’s singing on every song, basically, when she has the ability to sing. There’s no way you can dance for 90 minutes straight and sing the entire time.”

Of course, this is completely against what he said before the show started, which was…

“Britney Spears will be singing live during her show (and) she will not be ‘lip-synching.”

Oh, dear. Even BritBrit herself promised to bring the live vocals, even if they’re “not so great”. All that being said, I don’t think anyone is at all surprised to learn that Britney doesn’t sing live during her shows. She never has sang live, and on the few occasions when she tried to, things… did not go well. Britney is an entertainer, a show-woman. We’re wrapped up in the Britney popstar persona, not in her singing talent – and thank God for that, or she wouldn’t be a star.

Should she sing live? Sure, but she should also be a good vocalist and she just isn’t. We’ve accepted that, so we should probably just accept that homegirl is going to move her mouth on top of a backing track and get over it, eh? Given the high ticket sales, I’d say most people have.

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Britney Spears gained 30 pounds in Las Vegas

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Britney Spears has been doing really well with her Las Vegas residency – in fact, it’s the city’s best-selling show of all time, which is awesome. But of course, we can’t just celebrate her accomplishments, we have to talk about her “faults”. This time, it’s about how she apparently got “fat” and gained 30 lbs throughout the course of doing the show.

From The National Enquirer (via Showbiz Spy):

“Britney has gained close to 30 pounds, and she’s got a lot of cellulite on her legs and stomach,” an insider said.

“To disguise her belly onstage, she wears a one-piece leotard made out of a shaping material for a slimming effect. Skin-colored tights cover her legs during her act, and she also likes to use tanning beds and spray tans to hide her cellulite, but it looks ridiculous.

“Britney isn’t using her home gym, and she’s gorging on junk food.

“She loves McDonald’s and Taco Bell, and she’s eating tacos, corn bread and fried chicken. She also drinks Cokes and fatty frappuccinos from Starbucks.”

But Britney apparently has a plan to drop her extra weight.

“She’s going to have prepackaged meals delivered to her house about two weeks before her show starts again,” said the source. “However, that plan didn’t work during her hiatus last year, and it’s not likely to work this time around either.”

Damn, can we not let this girl live? Who DOESN’T like McDonald’s and fried chicken? She doesn’t look “fat” or anything near it – and even if she did, why does it matter to anyone else?

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Back Up Dancer Claims Britney Broke Her Nose During “Work Bitch” Video Shoot

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Britney Spears is being accused by back up dancer Dawn Noel of hitting her in the face, breaking her nose, and not caring about it. Noel says that Ms. Spears showed up to shoot the “Work Bitch” video in a completely “disheveled” state and accidentally hit her across the face while working, bitch, and barely apologized. TMZ has the juicy story:

Dawn says on August 19, she showed up at the rehearsal studio in Woodland Hills, CA.  She and the other dancers perfected their moves for several hours, and then Britney arrived.

Dawn says Brit showed up “in a disheveled and confused state,” and had considerable difficulty executing even basic moves.

Dawn claims she was standing off to Britney’s side, when the singer twirled while unbalanced, extending her hands and SMACKING Dawn in the face.

Dawn says the impact was so forceful, everyone in the room heard a cracking sound. Dawn says she was in excruciating pain, but all Britney said was, “I’m sorry,” and then continued the rehearsal.

Dawn claims after a half hour she couldn’t take the pain and went to a doctor, who told her she had a nasal bone fracture and needed surgery.

Dawn claims Britney’s people promised to pay the med bills, but after months of waiting she was told to pound sand.  So Dawn’s lawyer Sark Ohanian from Carpenter, Zuckerman & Rowley will file a lawsuit Monday against Britney.

TMZ called Britney’s people but so far there’s no comment on the story. Gotta say, I can totally picture this whole thing happening, right down to Britney’s dazed and confused, “Sorry” without realizing WTF happened.

The whole production sounds like such a mess, with Britney being photoshopped and now this. It’s not even that good a video or song, sorry to say.

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