I love it. Farrah Fawcett gets cured of cancer, so we get to care about Ryan O’Neal for all of five minutes, during which he manages to get arrested in a physical altercation with his son, who has managed to knock up a girl who is literally half his age. You cannot make this stuff up. [Tabloid Whore]
Britney Spears: still dumber than you. [Celebrity Smack]
I don’t know how Bam Margera has stayed out of prison this long, but his uncle wasn’t so lucky. Because, see, Bam’s never been so good with, like, knowing where to draw the line, but he’s at least peripherally aware that it exists somewhere between a 12-year-old girl and her breast. [Ninja Dude]
Check out the Hannibal Rising trailer. [Film.com]
Important things I learned this weekend: The Colts are from Indianapolis. The Bears are from Chicago. So can we be done talking about football for awhile now? [Agent Bedhead]
Paris Hilton wins the latest battle in her quest to
shut down ParisExposed.com keep her name in the headlines. [Hollywood Backwash]
Liz Hurley even manages to make her nip slip look classy. [Celeb Slam]
February 5, 2007 at 12:58 am by Evil Beet
February 1, 2007 at 2:55 pm by Evil Beet
Britney Spears offered Kevin Federline a cool $25 mil to get out of her — and her children’s — lives for good, and he’s turned it down. Depending on whom you believe, this is either because he’s holding out for $50M or because he actually refuses to make a graceful exit from the lives of their children. Says one source: “He loves his two little boys, and there’s no way he’s going to disappear from their lives.” Both parties are asking for sole custody of the kids.
Federline has proven that he can make his own income. He recently filmed a Super Bowl commercial for Nationwide Insurance and has reportedly fielded offers to do a number of reality TV shows. Of course this is not a particularly sustainable business model, but he certainly has at least another year or two of pseudo-stardom. If he invests well, he can probably swear off back-up dancing for the rest of his life, with or without Britney’s money. And who the hell knows? Maybe, in this process, he’ll rehabilitate his image to the point where he can build some manner of non-laughable career as an entertainment figure. I mean, if Screech is still famous, there’s no limit to Kevin Federline’s potential.
January 31, 2007 at 11:42 am by Evil Beet
If you had to be in rehab with Lindsay Lohan, you’d drink, too. [A Socialite's Life]
Not only is Britney Spears still dating Jewish actor/model Isaac Cohen, she’s sporting a star of David. Also, I challenge all readers to beat X17′s headline for this one. I don’t feel it’s possible. [X17]
Sienna Miller left her pants at the Factory Girl premiere. [ICYDK]
You always knew Paris Hilton was a racist bitch, but thankfully we now have it all on tape. [WWTDD]
Pete Doherty takes his eight millionth shot at getting sober. If this guy were a stock, I’d short it. [Cele|bitchy]
Jennifer Lopez isn’t a Scientologist, she just throws them her support when they’re boosting her career. [Celebslam]
January 30, 2007 at 10:44 pm by Evil Beet
Brit-Brit was back to what she does … best? She was at a studio in Hollywood choreographing and dancing, with both her kiddos present. JJ was in the back being held by an assistant, but he slipped into view for a frame or two.
For more pics (although this is the best shot of JJ) and video, check here.
January 27, 2007 at 3:57 pm by Evil Beet
Those folks who took over Paris Hilton’s storage locker when she forgot to pay the monthly fee on it have finally released the info they found within. Among it: pictures of Paris smoking a tampon. [Gawker]
Rose McGowan’s looking a little ragged these days. [popbytes]
Jen Aniston’s rep is just plain tired of lying. He admits his client had a nose job this weekend. [The Superficial]
Singer Brandy was the cause of a disturbing Los Angeles wreck. No, not Moesha. [Bossip]
Look, I tried, but I can’t beat Seth and Mark on this, so I’m just going to steal their headline: ABC Sends Isaiah Washington to Gayhab. [Defamer]
Clearly the most effective way to get your estranged wife to seek help for her drinking problem is to whine about it to Star magazine. Right, K-Fed? [IBBB]
Hugh Hefner takes time out of his busy day to call Kelly Osbourne ugly. [Agent Bedhead]