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Britney Spears

0Rehab is For Quitters

So the inevitable has happened…Britney Spears checked herself into rehab. Don’t get too excited yet, however, because she also has checked out of rehab. According to TMZ this rehab facility was out of the country. I was wondering where Britney had been for the past 2 days…I almost started to worry.

Evidently she is on her way back to LA. Sigh. I really hoped that she would disappear for a while and stage her big comeback. I need a new CD to work out to and Fergie isn’t cutting it. I really hope that Britney gets some help soon because her antics have gone from “breaking out of her shell” to “going buckwild insane” in the past few weeks.

Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton look really responsible in comparison. That is sad.

February 16, 2007 at 1:56 pm by EvilT
Filed Under: Britney Spears

2Introducing Jayden James Federline

OK! magazine snapped the first public shots of the little tot, and ran them in this week’s issue. Something tells me that Britney did not approve this beforehand. I gotta admit, though, that is one cute kid. Not sure what’s up with the big-ass pink jacket, though. Brit?
February 16, 2007 at 10:37 am by Evil Beet


omg omg omg!!!

Britney Spears will leave a message telling a FANTASY tale on the voicemail of WHOEVER YOU WANT. It’s all pre-programmed, and it doesn’t necessarily know how to pronounce any name you give it (it didn’t know mine), but it’s still AMAZING. And it’s free!!!! (It’s a promo for her new fragrance).

omg omg omg

The possibilities are ENDLESS here, folks. We can WREAK HAVOC. Omg I wish we still had Lindsay Lohan’s phone number floating around the Internet.

You can listen to a sample message I made up here. If you make a message you think is particularly funny, send it to us here at Evil Beet and we’ll post a link to it.

Update: Holy shit you guys I just thought of something even more amazing. The software asks you for your own phone number — this way, when it calls the person, your name shows up on their caller ID. But it doesn’t verify your number in any way!!! So if you’re in middle school, this is totally your lucky day. You can pretend you’re someone else sending the message! And remember that you can identify yourself here as “secret crush,” “secret lover,” “dog,” etc. Holy shit. YOU CAN CAUSE SO MUCH DRAMA HERE PEOPLE!!! Don’t disappoint me.

February 15, 2007 at 4:17 pm by Evil Beet
Filed Under: Britney Spears

6People Who Actually Care About Britney Spears

In all the fun of the Britney Spears Gone Wild saga, it’s easy to forget that there are people who genuinely love this girl and who are hurt seeing her this way. Remember her assistant, Felicia Culotta? She goes by “Fe” (pronounced “Fee”). As I recall, she was Britney’s mom’s best friend back in the day, and was Britney’s assistant for the better part of her career. And remember Ruben, the guy who used to run He left the site awhile back, leaving behind him a scathing message about Britney’s loss of “identity and credibility.” He went on to start a new website, That Other Blog, which is a general celeb gossip site. A couple of days ago, he wrote this (really really long) article about how much Britney sucks right now. I’d summarize it better, but I didn’t read it (it’s long). But it does contain this line: “Where did her mom go? Where did Felicia go? Does it surprise you that even her mom is nowhere to be seen?” Ehhhhhnyway, Felicia actually responded to that part of Ruben’s editorial, with this letter:

Once again–I commend you for your Honesty and Integrity. I have been reading your new website daily and am grateful to have that to go to, to check on the antics of Britney. Britney doesn’t have a Publicist for me to clear this thru first, so it will come directly from my heart to you!

I am writing in response to “Where is Felicia?” on your editorial.I am home–in Mississippi…….I am now a trained Corporate Flight Attendant and fly with a tiny jet company out of Georgia. I am also a substitute Preschool Teacher at the Church Preschool in my town. I LOVED being with Britney for the past 9 1/2 years. I enjoyed being a part of HER dream, but now, am living my own dream.

I cherish ALL the incredible opportunities that came my way thru my job with Britney and am crushed/saddened/heart sick by the way her life is unfolding…….

I want you to know Ruben that WE (as in her Family and nearest and dearest—ALL of whom are NOT on the payroll anymore!!) are doing EVERYTHING in our power to get help for Britney and all in our power to NOT pad the bottom or move the bottom, so when she does indeed hit rock bottom, she’ll stand up and walk away from this whole fiasco a new, confident, changed, career driven Britney like we all knew and loved.

There’s just so much you can do to help a person—I don’t dare want to be an enabler, and I cannot love her enough for the both of us. I cannot convince her in ANY way to love herself. All I can do is be a friend, someone that loved her for MANY years unconditionally, and PRAY. That, I have decided is the most and best I can do for my friend. I cannot save her from herself, nor can I commit her to any type of treatment program against her wishes and will. I am throwing my hands up and realizing that I am helpless over another—ANYONE!

It’s been a hard reality for me to face. I have lived my best example daily, and that is ALL I’m capable of. To see what’s transpiring now, makes me feel a failure, defeated. I LOVED and BELIEVED in what I was a part of for the past 10 years and was so incredibly proud of Britney and all she’d become.

All that to say this Ruben–I’m so Southern, and the BEST way for me to tell you how I feel is to say—You can just kick an old Dog so many times before he gets off the porch. I, FELICIA, am OFF the porch!!

Thank you for ALL you’ve done–ALL the love and support over the years. ALL the non-judgement and ALL the Honesty!

PLEASE let me know if there’s ANYTHING I can do to repay your kindness. With as much sincerity as I can Muster,


Boy, I’m sure Britney is really excited to see this thing circulating the web. Actually, I’m sure Britney hasn’t even noticed, because she’s drunk right now, like she has been for the past three months. REHAB, Britney. REHAB.

February 14, 2007 at 1:12 pm by Evil Beet
Filed Under: Britney Spears

1Late-Night Links

Red-carpet photos from the U.S. premiere of Music & Lyrics, starring Drew Barrymore and Hugh Grant. []

I bet JC Chasez could give Clay Aiken some ideas about how to use an oversized turnip. [Celebslam]

Vogue‘s Anna Wintour: “You want a fat girl on the cover of my magazine? Fine. Fine. But she is not going to look good.” [DListed]

Pete Wentz makes out with boys. [POTP]

Ivanka Trump reminds us that she is nothing like Paris Hilton. Which is true, because Paris Hilton doesn’t need to name-drop Ivanka Trump in order to get people writing about her. [A Socialite's Life]

You don’t need photographic evidence to assure yourself that Britney’s a dirty whore. But, admit it, you want it anyway. [Cele|bitchy]

February 13, 2007 at 11:26 pm by Evil Beet

0Brit’s Late-Night Vomit-rama

Not that this is even news anymore, but Britney was parting at NYC’s Tenjune late Saturday night — maybe partying a little too much. Britster exited the club and was rushed into an SUV with a blonde female friend. When she arrived at the hotel, she and the friend left, and the paps quickly noticed something was amiss within the car. They zoom in and get a close-up of the backseat of the SUV, covered in vomit. That’s hot. Video here.

Brit’s former love, Justin Timberlake, had a similar night on Friday. After performing at Avalon on Friday night (and giving K-Fed a hug on the red carpet — is there a Federlake in the works?), JT was scheduled to perform at Clive Davis’ legendary pre-Grammy bash on Saturday, but had to cancel, citing a 103 degree fever. The folks who were out partying with Justin until five o’clock Saturday morning said he seemed perfectly healthy — albeit drunk — to them. Hm. Fox News said the newly single pop star actually showed up for sound check, but just couldn’t pull it together to perform.

Maybe next time Justin should think twice before sounding off about what an irresponsible trainwreck Britney is.
February 12, 2007 at 2:41 pm by Evil Beet