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10Hooooooly Shit Brit

More Britney video went up on X17.

This video shows Britney in the hair salon. It doesn’t show the actual cutting of the hair, just Brit sitting in the salon chair. You know, I was explaining all this to my father tonight (in addition to the death of Anna Nicole, which he just heard of today — “I was wondering why the news was showing so many pictures of a nobody,” he said), and he made a rather astute observation when I told him that Britney had ended up shearing her own head: “Couldn’t she just have stayed home and done that?” And it’s very true. For as much as she claims to despise the paps, she really could have just stayed home and done it, rather than making it a media field day. I’m telling you guys, this had something to do with Saturday being Paris Hilton’s birthday. She wanted to prove that she could still be the media queen. Anyway, most horrifying of all, at the end of the video, Britney drives away. Like, she is behind the wheel. Ugh.

This video begins with Brit telling a paparazzo, “Go fuck yourself” when he asked her why she shaved her head. It follows her into a tattoo parlor, where you can actually see the tattoo artist getting to work. She squeezes her bodyguard’s hand to deal with the pain. You’d think she’d be drugged enough already …

This last video is more from the tattoo parlor. She finally pulls off the gray sweatshirt and gives the photogs a good shot of her head. The funniest part of this is all the voices in the background like “Oh my God, she’s bald!” The paparazzi and passers-by are freaking out. The bodyguard pays, and Brit gives the tattoo artist a hug. You can hear a young girl in the background, probably on her cell phone, saying “Dad, I can see her perfectly!” By the time she leaves the tattoo place, the police are there to deal with the crowds.

February 18, 2007 at 10:35 pm by Evil Beet
Filed Under: Britney Spears

30UPDATE: Ebay Pulls Britney Hair Auction

So sad. I guess there really wasn’t any Britney hair to be bought. Either that or Brit’s lawyers had a little chit-chat with Meg Whitman & Co. The link now points to an invalid item. An ebay search for “Britney Spears” reveals that all Britney-hair-related items have been pulled. This sucks because I was really excited to cover the results of that drug testing. Someone has that damn hair …
February 18, 2007 at 10:25 pm by Evil Beet
Filed Under: Britney Spears

0The Britney Spears/Anna Nicole Connection

In a creepy twist to the Britney Spears saga, L.A.’s ABC 7 reports that Body and Soul Tattoo — which did Britney’s two post-shave tattoos — has inked Anna Nicole Smith in the past. Is Britney actually trying to set herself on the same path to disaster? It sure looks like it …

In other news, a lock of Britney’s hair from the shaving is now available on eBay. Bidding is up over one million dollars (but shipping is free!!!) with six days to go still. Know why? Drug testing, people. Drug testing. There’s a lot of money in that story. I’m actually really surprised that Brit’s people didn’t make sure to collect every strand of that damn hair immediately. And no one’s mentioned drug testing as a possible reason for Brit’s shave-a-thon. It’s not uncommon for drug addicts to shave their heads so they can’t be tested for drugs that way. Maybe her record label has been threatening to keep her on a shorter leash.

There were reports earlier that someone was selling her lighter and half-finished Red Bull from that night as well, but it looks like that listing has been removed. There are also a ton of other people trying to sell the lock of Britney’s hair, but it looks like those are all shams.

February 18, 2007 at 3:32 pm by Evil Beet

1Mid-Day Links

Comin’ atcha early today…

Bridget Moynahan and Tom Brady split up in December … but they’re expecting a baby late this summer. [ICYDK]

Dog the Bounty Hunter has been cleared for extradition to Mexico, where they prefer serial rapists to bounty hunters. [Girls Talkin Smack]

Now I understand why Britney decided to shave her head this weekend … it was Paris Hilton’s birthday, and the blogosphere barely noticed. So sad! [Holy Candy]

Check out Anna Nicole’s actual will. [Ninja Dude]

Just when you thought nothing about Vanilla Ice could possibly get more pathetic … bring on the tax rap. [NewsToob]

Britney Spears and Snow White’s Dopey: separated at birth? [Allie is Wired]

Sports Illustrated models work the red carpet (in dresses, but still hot). [Drunken Stepfather]

February 18, 2007 at 2:16 pm by Evil Beet

11Britney’s Baldening: The Play-by-Play

Anna Nicole who?

Man, in all honesty, I have nothing but pure sympathy for Britney Spears right now. I’m done being snarky. I’m done making jokes. Britney. Please get help.


So here’s the run-down of Brit’s bald-tastic evening:

At 7 pm, she hit up Esther’s Haircutting Studio in Tarzana, Califonia. Paparazzi reports indicate that she was crying in her car outside the salon for at least ten minutes before going in. The salon was closed, but she had called someone to open it up and let her in. Says an employee there: “She just walked in and said she wanted to shave her head. Esther has been in the business for 30 years and said, ‘I’m not doing that.’ But Britney was set on having her head shaved so she started doing it herself.” The salon provided the tools, then helped her even it out when she was done. Says Esther, the owner: “She just looked in the mirror and said with tears in her eyes, ‘Oh, my God, I shaved it all off. My mom is going to be so upset with me.’”

Half an hour later, after a crowd had gathered, she headed a little ways east on the 101 to Body & Soul Tattoo in Sherman Oaks. On the way into the tattoo parlor, X17 captured this video of her (scroll to the bottom of their page), which is really sad to watch. A photog asked her why she cut her hair like that. “Because of you,” she says, and then she kind of starts to lose it. “Who are you?” she says. “I know your face.” Then she quickly looks away. And it’s out of nowhere and it doesn’t make any sense in this context. Britney must know the faces of lots of these photog guys. She’s high, and even in the grainy video you can see how sad her eyes are.

At Body & Soul, she gets a tat (of red-and-pink lips) on her wrist and then goes in the back to have some more ink done (a black-white-and-pink cross on her lower hip). An employee there reportedly asked her why she’d shaved her head. “I don’t want anyone touching me. I’m tired of everybody touching me,” she responded.

Adds the employee: “She wasn’t making sense at all and you could tell she’s not in a good place at all, and that she is totally freaking out.”

Britney’s ridiculously hard-working rep, Larry Rudolph, issued this statement post-shave: “Britney has been through a tragic thing that hopefully will never happen again, shaving her hair was a sort of therapeutic thing for her.”

Britney’s recent decision to leave Miami early (“because something happened,” says an unhelpful source) and fly back to L.A. (in coach on American Airlines, no less), and confirmed reports that she briefly stopped into Cedars Sinai hospital early Saturday morning (again with employees there reporting that she seemed “out of it”), and her rep’s ominous “tragic thing” statement has the Internet abuzz with rumors that she was raped while in Miami. I certainly hope that’s not the case, but I guess the pieces do all kind of fit together. Certainly something set this girl off. Her aunt died in late January, which is of course difficult, but if that were the “tragic thing” in question, her rep would have said so. Her mom flew out from Louisiana to L.A. to be with her. Something fucked up is going on here.

Also, for anyone still interested, People magazine has confirmed that the overseas rehab center at which Britney spent nearly 24 full hours was Eric Clapton’s Crossroads Centre in Antigua.

I’m done being mean to Britney. Lars, T, you do what you want, but I’m taking a few days off from making fun of her. Whatever she’s going through, it’s a total, unmanageable hell for her, and my heart absolutely goes out to her. In the aftermath of Anna Nicole’s death, it’s easy to remember that what is at one point a mockable celebrity drug problem can turn overnight into a tragic celebrity death problem. Britney has two very young kids who need a mother, and she has a family and friends who truly love her, and she has her whole life ahead of her. I think what I’m going to do at this point is pray for her.

February 17, 2007 at 11:32 pm by Evil Beet
Filed Under: Britney Spears

10Brit Brit Goes Bald!

My lonliness is killing me and I…I must confesss I still believe, when your not with me I go insane I shave my head…Rehab baby one more time.

She actually looks kind of pretty with the shaved head but after watching this video the girl is really disturbed. Unless we want another Anna Nicole on our hands somebody needs to help this girl. I’m suprised she didn’t bring her babies to the tattoo parlor.


February 17, 2007 at 7:34 am by EvilT
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