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Lunch-Break Quickies: Are Paris & Nicole BFF Again?

Hey boys! Just when you thought masturbating to thoughts of Miss Cleo couldn’t get any better — turns out she’s a lezzie! Aaron Carter breaks off his week-long engagement to Kari Ann Peniche, because he’s now met the requisite media usage quota of “House of Carters” as detailed in his contract with E!, and...

Lunch Break Quickies: Lindsay Lohan Wants You to Know About Rehab

Katie Holmes may play the role of Victoria Beckham in an upcoming biopic about Posh’s hubby, U.K. soccer star David Beckham. A publicity-starved Steve-O urinates on the red carpet at the premiere of Jackass 2. Fair warning: if you click that link, you are going to see his penis. Steve-O’s penis is lovely treat, but I know what you...

Picking up the Pieces: Tyra Banks May Actually Be Kind of a Bitch Edition

Do you want to see more pictures of little Sean Preston Spears waving from the window of his mommy’s hospital room? Okay. Kate Hudson and Owen Wilson accidentally schedule their Maui vacations for the same week. That is so weird. Tyra Banks blasts the ‘razzi, but not until after she’s tipped them off as to where she and...

Happy Morning! It Doesn’t Have to be September 11 Again for a Full Year!

HELLO SEPTEMBER 12. I love you. I think our nation’s club owners have figured out that turning away Paris Hilton is a surefire way to get their club’s name in all the papers. I’m totally okay with that, Rose Bar at Ian Schrager’s Gramercy Park Hotel. I don’t know at what point Tom Cruise stopped being hot, but it...

Odds & Ends: All the News That’s Not Suri Cruise!

Today’s mostly Asian-Baby-Called-Suri-Cruise Day on the internets, but if you’re now suitably bored and disturbed reading the TomKat PR script optioned by Vanity Fair, here are some other things going on in celeb news: You know what would be purely sensational and unfair and hurtful to the Mel Gibson clan? Dragging his oldest...