Got a Tip? Help us Beet Off!




Britney Spears

4Why is Britney’s Mom Hanging with FedEx?


Britney Spears’ mother, Lynne Spears, was spotted entering Kevin Federline’s Malibu home around 1:30 pm on Thursday, and was there until at least 10 pm. What’s up with that? They’re probably talking about what the hell to do about Britney, and I suppose it’s possible that there’s an agreement in place allowing Lynne to spend time with the kids while Brit’s in rehab. Actually, that’s probably the only reason Britney agreed to go back to rehab.

It was my understanding originally that Britney left Promises, and then Kevin filed for custody of the kids. But it’s starting to sound like Kevin filed for custody of the kids while Britney was at Promises (the first time), and when she heard about it, she checked out to try to fight for her kids.

Her father, Jamie, was quoted as saying, “We have a sick little girl. We’re just trying to take care of her.”

Hey, what’s up with Lynne Spears wearing a ring? Britney’s parents divorced a few years ago, and I can’t find any record of Lynne remarrying. Did I miss this?

Anyway, Britney, congratulations on your first 24 hours in rehab! Hang in there, baby!!!

February 23, 2007 at 2:30 am by Evil Beet
Filed Under: Britney Spears

3Late-Night Links

Prince Harry has officially been deployed to Iraq, where his Nazi garb should go over particularly well. [A Socialite's Life]

Rumor has it Jennifer Lopez will be performing on American Idol in April. [IBBB]

Wow, even a wax version of Rachael Ray annoys me. [Agent Bedhead]

Nick Cannon marries a Victoria’s Secret model he started dating three weeks ago. In Vegas. Oh, like you wouldn’t. [Cele|bitchy]

The Britney “Shears” Photoshop contest. Seriously, some goddamn genius made a Smashing Pumpkins call. A must-see. [Stereogum]

That bothersome buzzing noise coming from the outer edges of the blogosphere is Kim Kardashian, still fucking talking about a sex tape that has nothing to do with Britney Spears or Anna Nicole. [Warship]

The video of the Judge Seidlin Show pilot Anna Nicole Smith verdict. [Ninja Dude]

Larry Birkhead claims that Anna Nicole miscarried a child by him in 2005. Additionally, he asserts that Princess Di used to send him naked pictures of herself, that Dana Plato planned to tattoo his face on her ass, and that there is an invisible purple elephant doing the Macarena in the middle of the room right now. Go ahead, prove him wrong. [INO]

February 23, 2007 at 1:25 am by Evil Beet

5Britney Attacks the Paparazzi with an UMBRELLA!


Check out photos and footage taken just hours before she re-admitted herself to Promises. Craziness, but I don’t really blame her. Those photogs are merciless.

Oh, and the judge in the Florida Anna Nicole case is expected to deliver a verdict in the next few minutes…

February 22, 2007 at 1:43 pm by Evil Beet
Filed Under: Britney Spears

8Update: Britney Back in Rehab

In an effort to keep custody of her sons Britney has checked herself back into rehab. On hearing that his wife was back in a facility, Kevin Federline cancelled the emergency custody court hearing that was scheduled for today.

She is returning to Promises, the rehab facility that she most recently left. This is the last chance for Britney to get her life in order. The kids have been in the custody of Federline since last week. TMZ is reporting that Britney went to see her kids last night at Kevin’s place and was not allowed in.

This [is] Spears’ last chance — if she leaves rehab before getting full treatment, Federline will immediately go to court seeking orders allowing him unquestioned full custody of the children.

I really hope Britney stays in rehab for a full program or else her little babies will be taken from her. The tables have turned since the initial breakup of Kevin and Brit Brit. When they first divorced most people thought of Kevin as a pot-smoking layabout who was an absent father. In the wake of Britney’s crazy, however, Kevin has shown to be a stand-up guy. He has stayed away from the media, taken care of his kids and even cancelled a trip to Vegas to be in LA to help with Britney and the babies.

Here is the latest poll on TMZ…very interesting.

Who should get the kids?
Kevin 80%
Britney 20%

I’ve decided to post attractive pictures of Britney today. Lets hope that the paparazzi stay away from her rehab facility and let her get her life in order so she can perhaps one day have a normal life!

February 22, 2007 at 9:26 am by EvilT
Filed Under: Britney Spears

0Third Time’s the Charm

Britney’s reportedly back in rehab. Story as it comes…

February 22, 2007 at 9:21 am by Evil Beet
Filed Under: Britney Spears

10BritneyGate Never Sleeps

On tomorrow’s docket? Brit Spears losing the kids? Maybe.

From our friends at the tiny news gathering called The Associated Press:

“(AP) — As Britney Spears was reportedly checking out of a drug rehabilitation center for the second time in a week, her estranged husband was making plans to go to court amid a custody dispute over their two children.

Kevin Federline and his lawyer were scheduled to appear at a downtown courthouse Thursday for an emergency hearing, Superior Court spokesman Allan Parachini told The Associated Press.

“Our best information is he will be here; she won’t,” said Parachini. “But anything is possible.”

Yes, anything is possible. Brit could parachute in from an Army helicopter. She could show up selling her extra needles. The kids may have already been sold to Madonna.

There is no limit to the crazy train, just hop on board and pray the dining car opens soon.

February 21, 2007 at 9:42 pm by Spiteful Lars