Reports have been coming out left and right about how Britney Spears and boyfriend David Lucado broke up months ago. They hadn’t been seen publicly together in a while, and in Hollywood, that means you must no longer be together.
Obviously, that’s not the case. Britney took to Twitter – rather, her handlers who are actually allowed Internet access took to Twitter – on Wednesday to share a snapshot of her current life: hanging out by the pool at her house in a bikini and some weird goggles… alongside Lucado. Take that, suckers!
Also, I have to say, I kinda think they make a good couple despite knowing nothing about them – and that’s precisely why I say that. When they first got together, I had a tipster write me to say that Lucado is a money-grubbing dickhead (in so many words) that was using her to sell stories about her life, etc. Considering how little we’ve heard about her private life, I’d say that’s been proven false. Hope BritBrit’s happy.
Hola from Spears Beach aka mi casa ???????? pic.twitter.com/lEkTRzVw3q
— Britney Spears (@britneyspears) July 2, 2014
July 3, 2014 at 7:00 am by Jennifer
I don’t know whether it’s comforting or sad (or a little bit of both) that Britney Spears‘ longtime manager, Adam Leber, has admitted that there’s no way Britney can sing live during her Las Vegas shows. His explanation is due to all the dancing she does – and admittedly, she does bust her ass on the floor, 100% – not because she is actually incapable of singing well.
“To put on the show that she puts on, it’s virtually impossible to sing the entire time and do what she does,” Adam Leber told me. “She’s singing on every song, basically, when she has the ability to sing. There’s no way you can dance for 90 minutes straight and sing the entire time.”
Of course, this is completely against what he said before the show started, which was…
“Britney Spears will be singing live during her show (and) she will not be ‘lip-synching.”
Oh, dear. Even BritBrit herself promised to bring the live vocals, even if they’re “not so great”. All that being said, I don’t think anyone is at all surprised to learn that Britney doesn’t sing live during her shows. She never has sang live, and on the few occasions when she tried to, things… did not go well. Britney is an entertainer, a show-woman. We’re wrapped up in the Britney popstar persona, not in her singing talent – and thank God for that, or she wouldn’t be a star.
Should she sing live? Sure, but she should also be a good vocalist and she just isn’t. We’ve accepted that, so we should probably just accept that homegirl is going to move her mouth on top of a backing track and get over it, eh? Given the high ticket sales, I’d say most people have.
June 13, 2014 at 7:00 am by Jennifer
Britney Spears has been doing really well with her Las Vegas residency – in fact, it’s the city’s best-selling show of all time, which is awesome. But of course, we can’t just celebrate her accomplishments, we have to talk about her “faults”. This time, it’s about how she apparently got “fat” and gained 30 lbs throughout the course of doing the show.
From The National Enquirer (via Showbiz Spy):
“Britney has gained close to 30 pounds, and she’s got a lot of cellulite on her legs and stomach,” an insider said.
“To disguise her belly onstage, she wears a one-piece leotard made out of a shaping material for a slimming effect. Skin-colored tights cover her legs during her act, and she also likes to use tanning beds and spray tans to hide her cellulite, but it looks ridiculous.
“Britney isn’t using her home gym, and she’s gorging on junk food.
“She loves McDonald’s and Taco Bell, and she’s eating tacos, corn bread and fried chicken. She also drinks Cokes and fatty frappuccinos from Starbucks.”
But Britney apparently has a plan to drop her extra weight.
“She’s going to have prepackaged meals delivered to her house about two weeks before her show starts again,” said the source. “However, that plan didn’t work during her hiatus last year, and it’s not likely to work this time around either.”
Damn, can we not let this girl live? Who DOESN’T like McDonald’s and fried chicken? She doesn’t look “fat” or anything near it – and even if she did, why does it matter to anyone else?
June 3, 2014 at 10:00 am by Jennifer
Britney Spears is being accused by back up dancer Dawn Noel of hitting her in the face, breaking her nose, and not caring about it. Noel says that Ms. Spears showed up to shoot the “Work Bitch” video in a completely “disheveled” state and accidentally hit her across the face while working, bitch, and barely apologized. TMZ has the juicy story:
Dawn says on August 19, she showed up at the rehearsal studio in Woodland Hills, CA. She and the other dancers perfected their moves for several hours, and then Britney arrived.
Dawn says Brit showed up “in a disheveled and confused state,” and had considerable difficulty executing even basic moves.
Dawn claims she was standing off to Britney’s side, when the singer twirled while unbalanced, extending her hands and SMACKING Dawn in the face.
Dawn says the impact was so forceful, everyone in the room heard a cracking sound. Dawn says she was in excruciating pain, but all Britney said was, “I’m sorry,” and then continued the rehearsal.
Dawn claims after a half hour she couldn’t take the pain and went to a doctor, who told her she had a nasal bone fracture and needed surgery.
Dawn claims Britney’s people promised to pay the med bills, but after months of waiting she was told to pound sand. So Dawn’s lawyer Sark Ohanian from Carpenter, Zuckerman & Rowley will file a lawsuit Monday against Britney.
TMZ called Britney’s people but so far there’s no comment on the story. Gotta say, I can totally picture this whole thing happening, right down to Britney’s dazed and confused, “Sorry” without realizing WTF happened.
The whole production sounds like such a mess, with Britney being photoshopped and now this. It’s not even that good a video or song, sorry to say.
May 4, 2014 at 12:00 pm by Catherine St. Ives
Britney Spears has been working hard in Vegas (hardly working?), so it was only natural that she’d be ready for some downtime. She took sons Sean Preston and Jayden James down to Hawaii, along with boyfriend David Lucado, for some fun times and that’s exactly what they seemed to have!
First of all, how big are her kids getting? I swear they were just toddlers, like, yesterday. Secondly, I think it’s so great to see BritBrit doing so well. It was rough going for a while there, and while yeah, maybe she’s heavily medicated these days, she seems to have really bounced back. I love a success story – what can I say?
She’s killing the bikini, too. Get it, girl!
March 29, 2014 at 6:30 am by Jennifer
Lady Gaga went to Vegas to see Britney live and posted about it on her site, LittleMonsters. She posted the above pic with the caption,
Me and Brit Brit <3
She looked so gorgeous, the show was so much fun, and her dad gave us THE BEST BBQ. It was a #MonsterParty!
Is this not the weirdest photo of both of them though, especially “Brit Brit”? It doesn’t even look like her, and since when does Gaga tower over Britney Spears? She must be wearing some #monster heels.
According to Metro, after Brit was done performing, Gaga showered her with roses. Well, she gave her three roses. So I don’t know if that’s exactly a shower; more like a drizzle. Still, very sweet of her.
I still think this is the weirdest pic.