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Bret Michaels

Divorce Watch: Tish Finley-Cyrus Had An Affair With Bret Michaels

After reading this story and relating it to you guys, I’m going to head to the kitchen to soak my eyes in a nice, tall, acidic glass of orange juice, and throw a giant dollop of vodka in there for good measure. Then I’m going to swish the eyes around in the glass (carefully, mind you; hard to do this shit with, you know, no eyes)...

Bret Michaels Gets Busted For Drugs …

And I am still not going to hate on him. Here’s what happened.  Bret has two buses, and they got pulled over in Indiana last night because they didn’t have any trailer tag lights.  Bret Michaels let the officers do an open search of the buses, and drug dogs found weed on both buses.  They also found “a quantity of Schedule II...

Bret Michaels Is Pretty Inspirational

So Bret Michaels did an interview with Parade, and I feel weird about it because I don’t understand how I teared up at a Bret Michaels interview.  I guess my idea of Bret Michaels is forever tied to the Poison posters my sister used to have in her room, but he’s gone and turned into an eloquent, inspirational musician.  Well, there...

Miley Cyrus Guest Stars on Good Morning America, Performs With Bret Michaels

The girl’s growing on me. Honest. But I’m still going to rip the performance. I was far, far more stoked to see Michaels perform (again!) than I ever could be for a Miley performance. Not to mention, and yeah, I know it’s a live show, but she was wicked flat throughout a lot of the song. But yet, this song made the final cut...

Bret Michaels Don’t Stop For Nobody

After all his health issues, Bret Michaels is not hiding the fact that he’s going to do as he damn well pleases.  He had his performance on American Idol, and last night, he had his very first concert since the whole mess started. His doctor advised him against it, but who can chain down such a beast as Bret Michaels?  He performed as...

American Idol Finale: So, What Did You Think?

I thought last night’s show was all sorts of giddy, clappin’-hands amazing. From Siobhan Magnus performing with the Bee Gees, to fucking Bret Michaels appearing to sing “Every Rose Has Its Thorn” with Casey James to Joe Cocker’s “With a Little Help From My Friends.” And yes, I am so excited about these...