Thank Goodness The Academy Has Extended The Best Picture Category To Ten Nominees
Jul 09, 2009 at 12:41 pm by Wendie

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Brooke Shields is heading to the big screen and let me tell you, this is going to be a good movie.  When I say “a good movie” I mean “a funny movie.”  And when I mean “a funny movie” what I really mean is “sooooo damn funny that such a piss-poor movie was ever produced.”  Even the title is bad.

Brooke has signed on to costar with Brendan Fraser in a movie called Furry Vengeance and no, it’s not porn.  As if the mere presence of Brendan Fraser wasn’t synonymous with box office gold, check out this plot:  Fraser’s character goes to battle with a gang of raccoons when he infringes on their territory.  The raccoons get mad and start plotting against him.  Oh, the hilarity!

When we get a release date on this flick, you’ll probably want to start advance ordering your tickets to avoid standing in the lines that are guaranteed to wend around the corner of your local theater.

If You’re One of Those People Who Insisted Brendan Fraser Was Hot Even After I Repeatedly Informed You That He Was Ugly, Now Would Be an Appropriate Time to Apologize to Me
Dec 15, 2008 at 03:36 pm by Evil Beet

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At the Dubai Film Festival.

Brendan Fraser Back on the Market
Dec 27, 2007 at 08:03 am by Evil Beet

Brendan Fraser and Wife Afton Smith, Pictures, Photos

I didn’t even realize he was married. I don’t really care.

Brendan and his wife, Afton Smith, are divorcing after nine years of marriage. The couple have three children, one of whom is named Holden, and seriously if this guy named his kid after the Catcher in the Rye dude I just lost all respect for him. What a phony.

“They continue to maintain a close and caring friendship,” the actor’s publicist said in a statement.