I guess you don’t really even have to see the movie, which is premiering next month, now, right? Ha, PSYCH! Rabid wolves probably couldn’t tear some of you from that premiere (myself included, which really illustrates the sad state of affairs this world is in, as I used to be a hardcore Twilight haterade sipper).
October 18, 2011 at 10:30 am by Sarah
Am I the only one not excited about this guy? He’s like a lame Michael Jackson tribute artist, and I’ve seen much better while under the influence of buckets of vodka at resorts in the Caribbean. As for this song being on the Breaking Dawn soundtrack, I understand that the film execs want the most cutting-edge, the trendiest of musical acts, but this Bruno Mars character is a flash in the pan, trust me. I mean, remember the Romeo + Juliet soundtrack that came out in 1996 (I’m dating myself, I know)? It had some KILLER tracks on it. Garbage, Butthole Surfers, Radiohead … solid stuff.
However, Bruno Mars is the Romeo + Juliet equivalent of Gavin Friday’s ‘Angel‘. In fifteen years, people are going to say, “Yup, I remember I liked that song for about a minute. … I was such a cheeseball.”
It’s like that, guys.
September 27, 2011 at 11:30 am by Sarah
You should have known, you guys, that when that new Breaking Dawn trailer came out yesterday, that it would bring the crazies out in full force. And judging by the video above of our favorite crazy, that’s precisely what happened.
I’m sorry if this is a little much for your Thursday morning. Make sure to turn your volume down and get ready to giggle, and I guess be careful about eating your Cheerios while you watch this, because girlfriend is out of her mind.
September 15, 2011 at 4:30 am by Emily
Even if you’re not a fan of the films (::waves hand erratically:: I am! I am!), you can’t deny that this trailer’s got some balls to it. The movie drops November 18th, and in all honesty, I think I’m going to be one of the crazy ones queueing up hours before just to get my ticket. Why? Well, because I like the movies. And because it’s an experience, you know, sitting in a theater with people like this and gritting your teeth every time some over-emotional chick screams or swoons. You know what my choice of weapon is in a movie theater when dumb asses have loud, visceral reactions to what’s going on on the screen? BUNCHA CRUNCH. You can launch that shit rows. And when the shell-shocked person turns around and sees an almost-thirty-year-old giving the stink eye and holding up the half-empty box, they shut up fast.
September 14, 2011 at 4:30 am by Sarah
As for the trailer, I feel like I’ve seen all of this before, just in different sequences, but hey. It’s a testament to what the franchise thinks of their ever-adoring fans that they’re willing to splice different scenes together to intense music and give us a few extra seconds that we think we saw anyway, right?
What do you guys think of the trailer? The poster? The positive pandemonium of it all?
Oh, and I know we’ve seen this before (and like me, have replayed it over and over and over again), but here it is again. IT’S JUST THAT APPROPRIATE.
September 9, 2011 at 7:30 am by Sarah
I don’t know about you all, but for me, the Breaking Dawn anticipation is growing. I just recently read all of the books for the first time, so it’s not like there’s going to be any real surprises in the latest franchise installment, but I’m excited nonetheless. Not, you know, as excited as this girl, but filled with a mild anticipatory glee regardless.
These are the latest “leaks” from the upcoming Twilight movie. AND KRISTEN STEWART‘S SHORTS ARE SOOOOO SHORT. But she looks happy, and it’s good to see girlfriend smile. Like, really, really smile as if she almost really means it.