And not like “haha, the new Twilight movie was so bad it made me seize” or “yo, bro, my girl wanted me to take her to that vampire bullshit, so I faked a seizure!” ...
You ruin lives, Twilight. Did you know that? With your sparkling men and your lip-biting ladies, you destroy precious lives. I hope you can sleep at night.
Oh, you didn’t do... “Let me get this straight; the vampire impregnates the girl who always looks pissed and then the werewolf wants her baby? I miss John Hughes.”
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