Paris Hilton may be trying to make news with her new music but there’s a disturbing new story out about a bloody fight that happened at her Malibu place. Jeremy Jackson, of Baywatch...
Remember those days? Back in 2009, I believe it was, when Brandon Davis was boinking both Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan (oh, and Miranda Kerr and Avril Lavigne) and everyone thought he was... Well, her soon to be ex husband Deryck Whibley has already moved on to making out with chick in tattoo parlors, so I guess it makes sense that Avril would move on to someone new, too. But... The only thing more amusing than watching Brandon “Asshole” Davis accidentally back his super-expensive car into another super-expensive car comes when the second car is owned... Ick!!!
Super-hottie model Miranda Kerr has reportedly broken up with boyfriend Orlando Bloom — and landed back in the arms of her ex, greasy, alcoholic billionaire Brandon... Welcome home, Paris! Now go away.
Just back from a whirlwind international trip, Paris wasted no time in hitting up the clubs.
Jet lag, anyone?
Par-Par swung by Villa Lounge last night... You know, Gatecrasher ran this as a blind item, and I was going to do the same, but you know what? Fuck that. There’s nothing blind about this.
Which oily celebrity hanger-on, who has... Brandon Davis is so gross.
EVEN professional hairstylists won’t touch Brandon Davis’ hair. When “Greasy Bear” paid a visit late Saturday to the Frederic Fekkai Salon... Alas, another one of my boyfriends has gone over to the dark side.
Paris Hilton’s flavor du jour is obviously Adrien Grenier.
He picked her up from her house last night and took her... We’re getting a lot of search hits for “Brandon Davis dead,” because apparently there are rumors flying around that he died in Miami last night. Tragically, he did not. Brandon Davis and Scott Storch in the same photo.
Too much for me to handle. These trashy wanna be’s are in Miami. I guess Miami is where you go when clubs in LA stop letting you in... It sure is a slow news week. At times like this, I feel it’s my duty to sift out all the slow-news-week stories that are utterly unsubstantiated and/or inconsequential for you guys...
Brandon Davis
Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan and Brandon “Greasy...
Avril Lavigne is Moving In With Brandon Davis. Gross.
Fun Times with Brandon Davis
Back to Brandon???
Back in the U S of A!
Brandon Davis Has a Plan
Greasy Bear = Grossy Bear
Et Tu, Adrien?
Brandon Davis Isn’t Dead, You Guys
Lame and Lamer
Deep Down Brandon Davis Is a Really Great Guy