Brandi Glanville has already “written” one book, and now she’s got a deal to pen another one – this one, a relationship guide. Because if there’s one person you want to take love advice from, it’s the woman who spent $10,000 of her cheating ex-husband‘s money to redo her vagina and now gets in constant Twitter fights with the woman he ran off with. What a recipe for success!
From US Weekly:
“I am really excited,” she gushed to Us Weekly in an exclusive interview about the new nonfiction tome, explaining that she started negotiations after her first book became so successful. “It should be out by January or February of next year.”
“It was hard [to narrow down the focus], because I feel like there is so much going on in my life,” she said. “It is more of a ‘moving on’ kind of guide, and just a relationship guide — like my relationship with my parents, my relationship when I am dating and living in Los Angeles
“I just want people to relate to me wherever they are,” she told Us. “It’s just [about] going through a breakup and getting to that point where you are ready to move on, and then [about] how all your relationships change after that.”
Fret not, though — Glanville plans to add her own unique spin on everything. “There is a sex chapter, of course. There has to be!” she said, laughing.
“Like my first book, there won’t be any filters. I’m calling it as I see it and not holding anything back, even when I probably should,” she added in a press release about the project. “This second book will be filled with lots of drama, blunders, sordid details, and, of course, hashtags. I’m a bit wiser after having written my first book, but the craziness continues with co-parenting nightmares, exes, boyfriends, parties, sex, drinking, tweeting and everything else that makes my life such an adventure.”
June 5, 2013 at 12:30 pm by Jennifer
LeAnn Rimes recently insisted that she was done apologising for having an affair with Eddie Cibrian a few years back, but instead of letting sleeping dogs lie and trying to move on with her life, she’s pretty much written an entire album of songs about Brandi Glanville and is talking about it in interviews again. God help us all.
Little LeAnn told US Weekly that she was so distraught over the whole affair that she felt “disgusted” with herself about it – though of course, she didn’t feel bad enough to f-cking stop, so talk to the hand.
“I think I opened up the can of worms for myself by writing this record,” she tells Us. “There were a lot of things I didn’t even realize I was feeling…I needed to go somewhere and really process all of that stuff.”
“That stuff,” of course, includes the fallout from her affair with now-husband Cibrian. After Us Weekly broke the news of the Northern Lights costars’ tryst, Rimes hit bottom.
“I was feeling all these crazy emotions and feeling terrible about myself and was disgusted by myself and thought I was pathetic,” she says. (In fact, she uses some of those very words in songs on her new album. “Borrowed,” for example, looks into the darker moments of falling in love with a married man and includes lyrics like, “I don’t want to give you back.”)
Oh, brother. Just shut up already.
May 29, 2013 at 12:30 pm by Jennifer
In what may be the strangest Twitter exchange in ages, Courtney Love has risen from her drug tomb to stick up for LeAnn Rimes after she got into another spat with Brandi Glanville. Here’s how it went down, Brandi complained via a tweet that she couldn’t get a hold of her kids, so LeAnn responded with some hippie bullshit and then Courtney piped up out of nowhere offering to whoop somebody’s ass if they didn’t leave her alone. Oh, and Rob Thomas from Matchbox 20 got in on the action. Yeah, I don’t know, either.
Ive been trying to get a hold of my kids 4 over an hour no response to my calls ,emails or messages. Maybe twitter will work @eddiecibrian
— Brandi Glanville (@BrandiGlanville) May 21, 2013
Name calling and twitter rants are so 2012. Music and truth is so 2013. #spitfirejune4
— LeAnn Rimes Cibrian (@leannrimes) May 23, 2013
everyone who gives @leannrimes a hard time, be embarrassed that u read enough celebrity gossip to give someone you don’t know a hard time.
— Rob Thomas (@ThisIsRobThomas) May 21, 2013
First of all, props to LeAnn for using a spat with Brandi to promote new music… which will invariably suck, but can’t knock the hustle. Second of all, da fuck, Rob Thomas? Where the hell did you even come from? What are you doing, man? Third of all, Courtney Love is a queen and was probably high off her ass writing this, but I love her anyway. The end.
— Courtney Love Cobain (@Courtney) May 23, 2013
May 24, 2013 at 12:30 pm by Jennifer
Here’s something that will shock you: Brandi Glanville and LeAnn Rimes don’t get along. They never have, they never will, nothing will ever change. There are no new developments in their relationship, nothing new has happened… and yet they’re both still talking about it. You’d think, after LeAnn made a final “I’m done apologizing!” statement last month that she was finally ready to move on with her life, but you’d be wrong, because she’s got more to say and it’s something you’ve never heard before (kidding, you’ve totally heard it a million times).
Eddie’s ex-wife, Brandi, has been pretty vocal about her feelings for you. What’s your relationship like now?
That’s where you write “insert face reaction here”.
Eek… That doesn’t sound good.
It’s been really difficult. You have to stand up for yourself and be your own person, but at the same time you have to protect these children and their hearts. And that’s a very tough balance.
Do you have any regrets?
I don’t like that word. Do I wish I handled it differently? Absolutely. No one wants to hurt anyone or put themselves through hurt. I think the only other thing we could’ve done would have been to get out of our marriages before anything happened. It was tough, and it all happened very fast. I felt so ashamed and guilty.
God, we get it. And why are people still asking about this like some new revelation is going to come to light? Just make it stop. At least Brandi seems preoccupied at the moment with her one-time fling with Gerard Butler, even though he didn’t even remember her name.
April 10, 2013 at 10:30 am by Jennifer
Brandi Glanville was shouting her hook-up with Gerard Butler from the rooftops last year, but no one really believed it happened. That is, until now! Gerard has admitted that he did indeed do the dirty with Eddie Cibrian’s ex, and he would have spoken up sooner but he didn’t realise it was her since he didn’t catch her last name when he sneaked out of her condo after their “one afternooner” was done. Ouch. However, Brandi’s not put off by that – instead, she feels “vindicated”!
From US Weekly:
“We had a little texting today, and I think he’s a doll and I feel bad for what I said,” Glanville told Cohen – who previously over shared with the Bravo emcee about her fling with Butler, praising his talents as a lover.
“He is lovely and I appreciate him making it right,” the Drinking and Tweeting author continued.
I don’t even know what to say about this. Gerard Butler has zero standards when it comes to who he sleeps with (then again, the same could probably be said for any woman who sleeps with him) and the fact that this had to be discussed publicly by either of them is just bizarre. Is there anything people won’t share? Oh wait, I forgot who I was talking about.
March 13, 2013 at 2:30 pm by Jennifer
They started on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, so it makes prefect sense that Brandi Glanville and Camille Grammer would move right along to guest starring on The CW’s completely unnecessary and totally awful remake of 90210. In the episode, which airs tonight and is entitled “Dude, Where’s My Husband?” (LOL), they play themselves. That’s all we know about the role, but it’s sort of all we need to know, as well, isn’t it?
Oh wait, here’s a synopsis from US Weekly:
The Hangover-inspired episode features AnnaLynne McCord’s Naomi Clark and her pals trying to piece together their night following a raucous booze-fueld bender. Recurring guest star Trevor Donovan also makes an appearance.
Wow, sounds… not worth watching. At all.