Angelina Jolie may have barely escaped a supposed third-world plot to kidnap her and extort a ransom while working as a UN Goodwill Ambassador, but she’ll never escape the consequent positive publicity. Poor dear. [The Blemish]
Students at Oprah’s free South African boarding school are faced with the difficult choice between rape and junk food. I know, I know. It seems like a no-brainer. But think about Milk Duds, people. [IBBB]
Thank God Paris Hilton’s nipples are visible in this outfit. It means you don’t have to think too much about the skirt. [Yeeeah]
I am obsessed with this Claire Danes/Patrick Wilson GAP commercial, and now I want to buy Boyfriend Trousers. I am so easily brainwashed by a cute commercial. [popbytes]
Paris Hilton’s record label plans to drop her. Paris Hilton had a record label? Oh, yeah, right. Back when she was a “singer.” [Buzznet]
Sienna Miller is drunk, if you can believe that. [Gossip or Truth]
Awww … Shiloh Jolie-Pitt is making her acting debut in Papa Pitt’s latest film. This is great. She’s not going to turn out like the Olsen twins at all. No way. [Cele|bitchy]
Sweet Jesus, Suri Cruise only has four fingers. Like, seriously, the kid is missing an entire finger. This is what happens, people, when you create a baby from the 20-year-old frozen sperm of L. Ron Hubbard. Four fingers. [POTP]
Antonella Barba’s not planning to return to school right away, in order to “strike while the iron’s hot,” which means I can no longer effectively argue that everything Antonella Barba has ever decided to do is stupid. [Ninja Dude]
March 12, 2007 at 6:08 pm by Evil Beet
Lindsay Lohan’s out of rehab and on the loose. And everyone knows the next-best thing to some Grey Goose cocktail is some Ryan Phillippe … um .. you know. [A Socialite's Life]
Sarah Michelle Gellar: pregnant or fat? [INO]
Cammy Diaz nabs herself some Tyrese. [Cele|bitchy]
Premiere becomes the latest magazine to bid adieu to its print version, plans to focus efforts on online operations. [fishbowlLA]
Hey, guess who’s still freakin’ adorable? The Jolie-Pitt family! [ICYDK]
Also cute: TomKat and Suri, back on the intramural sports circuit. [dlisted]
Courtney Love breaks the big story that there was cocaine at Paris Hilton’s birthday party. We get it, Courtney. You’re sober now. But do you really have to ruin it for everyone else? [Warship]
Tobey Maguire and Jennifer Meyer take little Ruby Sweetheart into the ocean. Nude. (She’s nude, not them.) [POTP]
Pics from Liz Hurley’s wedding. [Allie]
ScarJo puts on her very ugliest dress for the Louis Vuitton show. Hair and shoes to match. [SOW]
One billion pics from the NAACP Image Awards. [PopSugar]
March 5, 2007 at 7:43 pm by Evil Beet
How adorable is this little girl? Also, Brad Pitt is the hottest father in the world. He looks so happy to finally be playing the role of daddy. Jennifer Aniston must be crying in her soy milk organic peruvian no-carb oatmeal right now.
For more adorable pics check out Dlisted.
March 2, 2007 at 8:18 am by EvilT
Brandon Davis makes Paris Hilton cry at her birthday party. Somewhere, Lindsay Lohan has a newfound confidence in her Higher Power. [Celebslam]
Pink has one of those sexy jutting-out pelvic bones that are absolutely irresistible … on a man. [The Blemish]
Hey, guess who’s freakin’ adorable? The Jolie-Pitt family! [POTP]
Vivid agrees not to distribute the Kim Kardashian video until all this Britney/Anna hype dies down and the blogosphere can once again focus on a C-lister’s sexcapades. [Celebrity Smack]
100 places to get music online. [Bree]
Do you ever catch yourself watching MTV’s Juvies and think to yourself, “Man, I wish some blogger would do an interview with one of those crazies?” I don’t. But still. This is a pretty funny interview. [IBBB]
David Spade has a blog. I guess the rest of us should just stop now. Strange, I used to think I was funny. [The Showbiz Show]
February 26, 2007 at 10:46 pm by Evil Beet
Oops … they did it again!
Sorry, sorry. With Britney now sequestered in a single rehab for over twenty-four hours, I don’t know what to do with all those jokes. And it just doesn’t seem right that it’s nearly noon and I haven’t made one yet. So I’m turning them on Brad and Angie, because Hollywood’s better-dressed version of the United Nations is expanding once more.
Sources tell US Weekly that the gorgeous couple has filed papers with the U.S. Citizenship and Immigration services to adopt a boy from the Tam Binh orphanage in Ho Chi Minh City. They visited the orphanage in late November.
The move will bring gender equality to the family, which currently consists of one boy (Maddox, five, from Cambodia), and two girls (Zahara, two, from Ethiopia, and Shiloh Our Lord and Savior, 10 months, from the far-off, magical land of Angelina Jolie’s Vagina).
For those of you keeping score at home, this brings the tally to Brad Pitt: 4 kids, Jennifer Aniston: 0 kids. It’s looking to be a shut-out. Ouch.
February 23, 2007 at 12:49 pm by Evil Beet
Mama and Papa with Zahara and Shiloh. Awwww…so cute!!!