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Angelina Jolie’s kids are planning her wedding to Brad Pitt

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Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt have been teasing the world with the possibility of a big wedding for years, but so far, it seems we’ve all been waiting in vain. Not for long, though – Angelina says the couple’s kids are in charge of planning the whole affair, so it’ll end up being Disney or paintball. HOW ABOUT BOTH?

From People:

“We are discussing it with the children and how they imagine it might be,” Jolie, 38, who stars in the new film Maleficent, tells PEOPLE in this week’s cover story. “Which is verging on hysterical, how kids envision a wedding.”

“They will, in a way, be the wedding planners,” she says of Maddox, 12, Pax, 10, Zahara, 9, Shiloh, 7, and twins Knox and Vivienne, 5. “It’s going to be Disney or paintball – one or the other!”

That’s cute – and great that they’re getting the kids involved, though there are no surprises there given that really Brangelina are only getting married because the kids have been asking for it. Still, really cute – I kinda love them as a couple.

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Brad Pitt makes getting a parking ticket look good

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First of all, how in the hell is Brad Pitt 50? Between him and Jared Leto (ESPECIALLY Jared Leto), men seemingly just don’t age – at least not nearly as quickly/noticeably as us ladies.

Anyhoo, Brad visited the Fahey/Klein Gallery in Los Angeles on Friday and he’s shined himself up like a new penny – meaning he actually took a razor to his wilderness man facial hair and doesn’t look too much like a stoner.

There is a bit of hidden sadness to this day, though: Brad got a parking ticket when he got back to his car! :(

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Here’s Ellen DeGeneres’ Oscar Selfie That Everyone Won’t Shut Up About

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I’m sure you’ve seen the above photo about 800 times by now. Ellen DeGeneres decided to take her hosting duties at last night’s ceremony to the next level by getting together some of the biggest names in Hollywood to take the ultimate selfie! We’ve got a little Jennifer Lawrence, some Meryl Streep, Bradley Cooper holding the camera, Lupita Nyong’o and Angelina Jolie, Jared Leto struggling to fit in the frame, a little Kevin Spacey, Brad Pitt, Lupita’s brother, Peter… it’s classic.

There’s not really much to say about this, other than that I really like this and everyone is so handsome/beautiful and that the Oscars seem like a nightmare that I would never attend because getting dressed up to that level is like, my worst nightmare. The end.

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Best, Worst, and WTF of 2014 BAFTA Awards Fashion

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The British Academy of Film and Television Arts hold annual award shows and it’s really just another excuse to marvel at celebs’ red carpet looks. From Brad and Angie’s matching tuxedos to Lily Allen’s interesting hairdo, I bring you the BEST, WORST, and most WTF looks of the 2014 BAFTA Awards.

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Don’t Tell Brad Pitt He’s Turning 50

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Brad Pitt is turning 50 and he may not be very psyched about it. Probably because he realized he’s a 50-year-old man with this haircut. Here’s what a source from Us Weekly has to say about Mr. Pitt’s big bday plans (or lack thereof):

He’s not doing anything for it [his birthday] and he said he doesn’t want any surprises. He really doesn’t want to talk about his birthday much.

Instead he’s focused on filming Fury in London. And I’m sure he’s making the cast and crew fury-ous with his lack of personal hygiene.

It’s okay, Brad. You’re still one of the most sought after actors (and men) on this planet, so don’t feel bad about turning the big 5-0. You’re gonna be juuuuuust fine.

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Brad Pitt: Sexy But Smelly

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Easily one of the sillier celeb gossip stories out there: Brad Pitt smells really bad. Sorry, ladies and gentlemen. Much like Gwyneth Paltrow, who doesn’t like to use commercial deodorant, Brad Pitt is shunning soap. Perhaps this is why he and Angelina haven’t wed yet. Here’s the stinky story from She Knows:

Brad says he’s read up on the toxins of soap — especially the antibacterial ones — and feels that using them and antiperspirants is not only bad for the planet, but it also speeds up the aging process in humans.

Angelina was revolted — and their kids even started calling him ‘Stinky Daddy.’ Angie agreed to humor him only as long as they weren’t on the same continent.

I believe it. Brad Pitt has gotten to this point where, much like Johnny Depp, he looks like he would smell.

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