16Bow Wow Drives Drunk and Lives to Tweet About It

Rapper Lil’ Bow Wow was out and about on New Year’s Eve, tarnishing his sterling reputation by tweeting about driving drunk in his Lamborghini, although personally I think he did the most damage by admitting that he was spending time with Chris Brown.

Gawker did a pretty thorough analysis of this:

* Im fucked up!!! = I am drunk.
* Y i drive the lambo = I am driving my lamborghini now. I should not be.
* Chris might have to drive after next spot = As in, I’m driving it right now, while tweeting, and I’m so trashed I think I’ll ask Chris Brown to drive next, because after beating up Rihanna he had to go sober. But first: another party!

Bow Wow later deleted the tweet.

I have to tell you, the older I get, the more passe drunk driving is. When we were younger, it was all like, “Yeah, I’m cool to drive, it’s no biggie, I’ll be fine.” Now that we’re all more aware of our mortality (and/or been hit with a DUI), driving drunk is far less common. Last night, everyone at the party either took a cab or had a designated driver. (I was the designated driver for my friends — try it sometime, they love you forever!) Drunk driving: So not hot right now.

January 1, 2010 at 9:52 pm by Evil Beet

110Bow Wow Flashes the Crowd

This is totally unfair. Bow Wow lifts up his shirt for no particular reason in front of thousands of people and it’s all like, “Oooh, he’s so hot!!!” I do the exact same shit on the corner of Sunset and Cahuenga and I get the cops all like, “Ma’am, you need to stop that or we’re gonna have to take you in. We’re serious, ma’am.”

You wanna talk discrimination??? Misogyny is alive and well in this country, people!!!!

Anyway, check out Bow Wow performing in Florida as part of a holiday tour.

December 27, 2007 at 12:05 pm by Evil Beet