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Watch This: The Best Rick Perry Parody Ad Yet

Hey! Come over here! I want you to meet someone. Reader, this is a friend of mine. His name is The Best Video on the Whole Internet. I know, I know, it’s kind of audacious of me, but I thought you two would really hit it off. Video, meet Reader. I’ve heard Reader is super into those Funny or Die videos, which are all the rage. You two...

I Guess There’s Still an Election Going On

We don’t care much about politics around here — politics is such a downer — but when the stars get involved, we’re obliged to at least post on it. Extra has compiled a list of which candidates the stars are supporting. No real surprises here — they lean toward Democrats, and Barack Obama seems to have the majority...

Headline of The Day

I can’t believe that The Post is actually called “news.” I have to say I do buy it sometimes when I have a quarter in my pocket and I need something to flip through on the subway. Their headlines harken back to a time when “newsies” would shout out “Extra extra read all about it!” They have no shame and...