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Love It Or Leave It: Emma Watson’s New Cropped ‘Do # Do You Really Think Eddie Cibrian Would Be Stupid Enough to Cheat on LeAnn Rimes? # A Situation in New Jersey: Caption It # In...

Free Coffee You Fiends!

Pleasing. That’s the only way to describe this. Starbucks is handing out coffee for nothing after years of overcharging for highly addictive substances. I adore Starbucks. They give...

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Evil Beet is in the process of moving over to WordPress. We’re not quite done yet, so, while we toy with this site some more, please check out our current posts at...

Celebrity Ho-Names

So when celebrities check into hotels under fake names what do they use? Have you ever been curious. Well the folks at PageSix Magazine are here to the rescue. It is actually quite funny...

A Few Closing Thoughts for Friday

The first single for Tori Amos’s new CD has been released. Listen here. Cool videos: Anna Nicole Smith at a Bar Mitzvah. Heather Mills talks about the risk of her leg falling off...

Fat People Make Good TV

Channel 4 in the UK is has a new show called “Too Big To Walk?” It is a rip off of NBC’s “The Biggest Loser.” Essentially they are taking a group of morbidly...

This Just Seems Wrong

Skinny Christina Ricci can’t stop getting her jollies on when her boy-band hot ex-husband Justin Timberlake leaves for Iraq so the “Snakes on a Plane” guy chains her up...

BREAKING

I don’t know why this is so incredibly funny to me. Maybe because I went to Arizona State, where I’m fairly certain vanity hit that asymptotic high point after which any further...

Oscars Party Wrap-Up

Now that we have the boring film awards part out of the way, we can focus on the truly important aspects of the Oscars: the parties and the gossip! While only the creme de la creme gets an...

A Royal Tea for Helen

Oscar winner Helen Mirren has been invited by her magesty, Queen Elizabeth, for a royal tea later this month. Many have speculated that the Queen was a bit miffed by a movie based on her...

Late-Night Links

Everyone in Hollywood smokes weed. Hurry up and call your local D.A.R.E. rep. [Cele|bitchy] Britney, on the other hand, likes coke and E, and has for a very long time, as everyone and their...

Yes Okay We’ll Cover the Oscars

But only the fashion part. For a full (and laugh-out-loud) Oscars liveblog, check out Laremy on Film.com or the boys at Defamer. Also check out the photo gallery at Film.com for a look at...