Just to be as truthful as possible here, this blind item isn’t just about kinky celebrities. The kink is a part of it, but really, this blind item is about a ridiculous celebrity with ridiculous ideas who wants a kinky bad boy and who is willing to give up on her own marriage to get that. That just didn’t sound as pithy.
From Blind Gossip:
She has been drinking a lot lately. When she does, she lets out her real feelings about her marriage being a mistake. At a recent party, she began shouting loudly, “I should’ve never gotten married! F*ck him! F*ck you Mom and Dad! F*ck everybody!”
One of the reasons her marriage failed was because she felt cheated. She thought she was marrying a bad boy, but her ex actually turned out to be surprisingly straight-laced. She wanted someone genuinely wild. So, while she was still married, she started asking friends to find her someone who was a real “bad boy”.
That is how she wound up with her current beau. He has a bad reputation, and she didn’t even wait until the marriage was over before making a move on him. She actually started emailing and talking to him weeks before the marriage ended. (Her ex is completely in the dark about this). She is really falling for him, and she loves the fact that he is up for anything – anything – that is dirty or kinky.
I’m going to go with Katy Perry on this one, mostly just because I love the image of her getting wasted and screaming “f-ck you, mom and dad,” but also because it fits. It’s not a stretch to think that she thought she was getting with a bad boy when she got with Russell Brand, and I don’t think it’s a stretch to think that she started shopping around for another boyfriend while they were still married. And she’s still with John Mayer, who does have a bad reputation, as well as a reputation for being a kinky fellow.
Speaking of John Mayer’s kinky nature, did you know about that? Because I didn’t, but then I did some research, and now I feel like I know way too much about John Mayer’s bedroom habits. He’s apparently into playing with whipped cream and ice cubes, role playing, and anal, which, uh, whatever, but he’s also into peeing. Like, right on the lady he’s getting sexual with. Just think: he could be peeing on Katy Perry right now.
Any other guesses though?