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Blind Item

Which Actor Has a Crazy Small Penis?

Although this supposedly had nothing to do with their recent breakup, this A list movie actress told many of her friends that when she was dating her A list movie actor boyfriend that he had the smallest peen she had ever seen on a guy. Like so small that when he did not trim that she had trouble seeing the stump in the bushes if you know what I mean.

This one comes from Crazy Days and Nights, and while a slew of recent break ups in Hollywood points to several different possibilities, you gotta hope that the allegations our subject has a particularly tiny wang aren’t true.

From CDAN:

Although this supposedly had nothing to do with their recent breakup, this A list movie actress told many of her friends that when she was dating her A list movie actor boyfriend that he had the smallest peen she had ever seen on a guy. Like so small that when he did not trim that she had trouble seeing the stump in the bushes if you know what I mean.

The obvious guess is Bradley Cooper, what with his recent split from Renee Z. and all, but I’m one of those people who kinda believe that she never saw his penis. Like, ever.

Other possible options are Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel (although that all depends on whether or not you think Jess counts as A-list) or even Mila and Macaulay. I would actually buy this blind as Scarlett and Ryan, but they were married and the folks in question supposedly never got past the BF/GF stage.

Any guesses? Any personal experiences with Bradley, Justin or Mack that can help us disqualify them?

Blind Item: What Female Celebrity is Said to be Totally Batshit Crazy?

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I know a lot of you guys automatically had a slew of chicks that you could think of to fit that description, and I can’t blame you, but just wait a second now. Check out the blind item, dish courtesy of Blind Items Exposed, and venture your guesses in the comments:

She’s long had a reputation for being absolute hell to work with. I mean like straight up crazy. Leaves her shit, sometimes literally, everywhere, specifies exact times when people can or cannot talk to her, is foaming at the mouth insane one minute, calm and collected the next. Lately her opportunities have dried up. And this is a good example of why.

Press junket. A handler has to make sure she wakes up in the morning. Because she’s not a proper adult? She finds her completely out of it. Has to put her in the shower and HOLD HER UP. Picture that please. A grown woman having to be physically SUPPORTED in the shower to make sure she can go and do her JOB. She then had to be spoon fed her breakfast. And she had to be dressed. Like, let’s put on your socks! Finally they get her to the point where she can be seen in public. A journalist is soon expected for an interview. Through it all she’s still a fucking zombie.

Soon as the reporter comes into the room though, a switch goes off. She’s alive. She’s engaging. She can speak in proper sentences. And you can imagine, for the people who’ve experienced this, who’ve had to work with her, who have to manage the unpredictability of this, how scary it must be, how utterly unsettling, even more unsettling than most of her peers. And in her business, that’s a pretty high standard.

Naturally, when I read ‘foaming at the mouth,’ my first (mean) inclination was to say ‘Britney.’ But the whole thing about opportunities drying up, that kind of negates it. Britney’s hot right now, everyone wants a piece. My second guess would be Paula Abdul. I love Paula, but it does seem that she could be pretty difficult to work with, especially when the producers of American Idol aren’t around to give massive doses of Thorazine. My second guess would be Christina Aguilera. Her appeal is dropping quickly, and I can see her being all incoherent and ridiculous to the point where she needs to be supported in the shower, can’t you?

Blind Item: Which Teen Star Got Drunk and Puked in a 7-11?

This blind item is for all you adults who love TV intended for children. I know there’s plenty of you out there.

Apparently one of the lesser-known stars of a show on one of these kinds of networks was recently overserved and it ended with her puking her guts out on the floor of an LA convenience store…

From BlindGossip:

This little known star on a children’s network just had a hush-hush moment after getting so drunk this week that she threw up on the floor of a local 7-Eleven. It was all made right when mommy manager swooped in and saved her with a stack of twenties in the cashier’s pocket.

So this is what we’re looking for: A B or C character on a Disney/Nickelodeon/Teen Nick-type show that is female, has a momager, and probably too young to drink legally. I’m guessing it’s a Disney star, because we all know how those kids turn out.

I’m mainly a Degrassi: The Next Generation girl and haven’t seen too many of the newer teen shows, so I won’t be of much help in terms of coming up with possible guesses, but the comment section on BlindGossip has Keke Palmer, Bella Thorne and whoever the chick is that plays Sam on iCarly as possibilities. I also like the guess of Brenda Song, who recently starred in The Social Network. The idea of her getting tanked at an Oscar party last weekend seems as realistic as any other scenario.

Your guesses in the comments, please.

Blind Item: Which Star Said She Was a Secret Santa When She Was Actually Just a Secret Bitch?

Blind item time! It’s like Cookie Time except calorie-free and sometimes you feel even more guilty for participating!

Today’s blind comes from BlindGossip.com and while it will force you to look back a few months, it’s so juicy and character-degrading that it seems worthy of a post:

When this A list actress told her B list costar that she wanted to do something special on Christmas for all of the cast and crew of the film they were finishing, the B lister couldn’t be bothered and made excuses so she wouldn’t have to help. The A lister did an individualized Secret Santa for everyone involved in production and tried to personalize the gifts as best as possible. When everyone got the presents and people tried to find out who to thank, the B lister decided to start dropping hints that she was the one that gave out the gifts. It is generally known on set of the film that the B lister has a kind and generous heart, even though it was the A lister who did the giving.

Let’s see… A B-lister with a reputation for being kind and generous who has it in them to screw over their more famous co-star and isn’t actually that kind and generous. Well, shit. Who couldn’t that be?

The most popular guesses from the comment section at BlindGossip are Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis (although I think they finished wrapping on Black Swan before the holidays and I can’t really see Natalie Portman, a nice proper Jewish girl, down to set up a Secret Santa), Jennifer Aniston and Brooklyn Decker (but i wouldn’t really consider Brooklyn to be a B-lister. Isn’t she some underwear model?), Amy Adams and Emily Blunt and my favorite guess, Kate Hudson and Ginnifer Goodwin.

Of course all of these are just guesses and no one knows the truth behind this item except the blogger who it was originally tipped to. The comments are open for you to weigh in!

Blind Item: Which Actor Tried To Get a Mid-Dinner Blow Jay?

Blind item time!

This juicy one was originally from CDAN and features a fairly famous TV actor and one horrified waitress:

This B list television actor who has alternated between middling movies and a successful cable show was at dinner two nights ago when the waitress began flirting with him. Our actor, who was with two other guys said, “Look. Lets just cut to the chase. If you are so into me, then lets go to the bathroom, you can bl*w me and I can get back to my dinner.” The waitress walked away and got someone else to serve the table.

There are so many possibilities here, but I’m guessing it’s gotta be one of the dudes from Entourage. I don’t think John Hamm has it in him to be this classless, I’m pretty sure if it was Dennis Leary, there’d be some sort of nod to the actor’s comedic background in the item and who on earth would start flirting with Steve Buscemi? I mean, I would, but I don’t expect that some random waitress would get a raging girl boner for him.

The Entourage dudes (especially A. Grenier and The Pivert) are well-known Hollywood poon hounds, but I’m willing to let go of the idea that this item is one of them if anyone’s got any better guesses.

Guess Which Celeb Gets Ripped a New Butthole in an Upcoming Tell-All?

Abbe Diaz, a matradee who has worked in some of New York’s finest eateries, is coming out with a book that, amongst other things, slams the celebrities with shitty attitudes that she’s had to deal with over the years.

Can you guess which actress Abbe described as having, “passive-aggressive comportment … meant to unnerve the plebeians, ” asl adding, “If you’re not worthy, it’s like you’re not there.”

The answer is after the jump…

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The Truth Behind Britney’s Meltdown Revealed?

Ted Casablancas over at E! posted one heck of a Blind Vice the other day and all signs are pointing to Britney Spears for this one:

Poor Princess Powder-Puff, the put-upon young star hasn’t exactly had an easy time of it with the fame game. Drugs have been a staple for the talented girl, let’s be honest. If you had her high-pressured life, you’d probably resort to chemical addiction, too, right?

Well, that combined with your mom screwing your friends, and you probably would…

CircusYep, right after PPP had one of her infamous moody incidents (covered widely by the media), everybody blamed the pretty chick for getting too whacked out on myriad drugs. That’s partly true.

But get this: The main reason Powder-Puff went on that particular bender was because she’d just found out that one of her longtime friends and business associates had been seduced by her own damn mom!

This was a very hard blow for Ms. Powder-Puff. She had always hearted (big-time) this particular dude, who’s sweet, good-looking and—most importantly—truly cares for Princess. And she had also …

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