3Blind Item: Which Diva Destroyed a Designer Dress?

Today’s blind item comes from our homies over at Gawker and features a particularly plump and unhappy songstress:

While getting ready for an upcoming awards show, this B list, aging musician literally ripped her dress to shreds at a fitting when she tried it on. She was upset because it was too tight, but what she was really venting were her frustrations that she had gained weight. Two months prior, she had tried on the dress and it fit. When she tried it on later and it was too small, she got so angry she ripped it to pieces in front of the designer.

A woman with a weight problem in Hollywood? That narrows it down. Yeesh. But B-list is a good hint and eliminates a lot of the greats. I’m doubting this is Cher, Babs, Aretha or Celine, who would all otherwise be shoe-ins.

Could it be Jewel, who performed at the Emmys and seems totally peaceful but you KNOW has a weird side because of her whole entire third album? What about Christina Aguilera, who is still skinny by most standards, but definitely rocking a rounder look than she has in previous years?

January 6, 2011 at 12:59 pm by Molls

6Half of a Celebrity Blind Item: Who Was Zac Efron Caught Getting Friendly With?

Zac Efron, fresh from a breakup with long-term girlfriend Vanessa Hudgens, is clearly on the prowl. According to sources, the budding actor was seen – and photographed, though I’ve yet to see the proof – getting chummy with the daughter of a famous family.

The girl in question – and her family – were vacationing at Parrot Island, the very same Caribbean resort that Zac was staying at. Eyewitnesses say that the two hit it off and were inseparable all weekend.

Take your guesses and jump in – then weigh in on the comments: is this going to be the next big thing?

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January 4, 2011 at 10:00 am by Sarah

1Blind Item: Who’s Planning on ‘Pulling a Britney’?

You probably would guess that absolutely no one is trying to replicate Britney Spears’ career, especially since she went hella craycray a couple of years ago, basically convincing us that fame is an ugly thing that eats even the most simple of people alive. But no! According to this blind item from BuzzFoto, at least one young singer’s people think that copying Ms. Spears is the way to become a legend.

Here’s the item:

Pulling a Britney. That’s what her camp is calling it. To rocket this young singer to fame, they plan to replicate the highs and low of Britney Spears’ career, eventually leading to a public meltdown in a few years. They are convinced they can handle a comeback better than Britney did and hope to land their sassy client in the pages of music history as one of the greatest singers ever.

If the word “camp” and her recent stint in rehab for “emotional problems” is any indication, I’m leaning toward Demi Lovato on this one. Or perhaps Miley Cyrus, who’s been behaving pretty badly as of late. I can see both of these girls AND their people thinking that the key to longevity is tabloid relevance. And what better way to keep someone in the headlines than a mental breakdown?

Leave your guesses in the comments, my frondz.

December 31, 2010 at 2:00 pm by Molls

5Blind Item: What Celebrity Kid is Tripping Balls?

Woo! It’s Blind Item time!

This one is from Star Magazine:

Which twentysomething daughter of a divorced Hollywood Couple ( both are now remarried) is experimenting with drugs? At a recent House party, we hear she ate quite a few hallucinogenic mushrooms- something she has been doing a lot lately!

First of all, yuck. Frequent mushroom use? Ugh. I’d kill myself.

Secondly, who else could this be beside one of Bruce and Demi’s girls? My guess would be Scout based on the fact that we really don’t know a whole lot about her… but the capitalization in the word “house” makes me wonder if it could be Rumer, who was in The House Bunny. I would think after spending her teen years in Hollywood that Rumer would be past doing something as lame as shrooms (I see her being the type to do straight up rails or absolutely nothing, ya know?), but maybe they’re having a comeback.

Or perhaps it’s not one of the Willis girls at all.

Leave your guesses in the comments, my gumshoes.

December 29, 2010 at 1:00 pm by Molls

5Blind Item: Which Successful Lady Got Herpes From Her Lover?

I’m a little obsessed with blind items these days, so for the second day in a row I’m giving you a tabloid mystery to ponder.

From CrazyDaysAndNights:

This comedienne and author is sweating the fact that she may have got herpes. Her new boyfriend swore to her he did not have it, but it turns out he does. All she would have to do is check his sex history with just the people known, and she would have seen he is in the herpes chain. Oh, or have protected sex. Not too hard.

Comedienne and author? Well, we’ve got Margaret Cho, Kathy Griffin, Janeane Garofalo, Jenny McCarthy (if you count her as a comedienne) and of course, Miss Chelsea “I’m Fucking 50 Cent” Handler. My money is obviously on Chelsea, not only because GOD KNOWS where 50 Cent has been, but because I can’t think of anyone that any of these other ladies are dating.

Who are you putting your money on? Remember that whoever gave this funny lady herpes has dated someone in the past who has dated other notorious skanks (thus the reference to Hollywood’s all-too-terrifying herpes tree.)

December 23, 2010 at 12:00 pm by Molls

16Blind Item: Which Celeb Couple is Secretly a Victim of Break-Up Season?

It’s been a banner month for celebrity break-ups, but according to one blind item, there’s another one coming that’s going to top ‘em all.

From BlindGossip:

Lots of celebrity break up announcements this holiday season, but one more  is supposed to be coming in the next few weeks. This couple has actually been split up for months now, but you may not have even noticed since – like Scarlett and Ryan – they are usually photographed separately from each other. They were going to announce a couple of weeks ago, but got cold feet once they saw the flurry of attention that other celebrities were getting for the same action. The more famous of the two wants the publicists to release the announcement between Christmas and New Year’s in the hopes that the public will be too busy celebrating the holidays to notice. Before you start feeling sorry for either of them, though, you should probably know that both have already moved on to new relationships.

Let’s see… So far we’ve seen Ryan Reynolds and Scarlett Johansson,  Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens, Michael C. Hall and Jennifer Carpenter, Anna Friel and David Thewlis, and Dylan Walsh and Joanna Going split this season. Who does that leave us with? Matthew Broderick and SJP? Probably not, we’ve seen them together quite a bit this year. Same with Heidi and Seal (as they’ll ever break-up.)

My money’s on Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin for this one. Her high-profile appearance on Glee and her role in Country Song could be ways to reestablish herself publicly (I mean, what has she been doing except being a married mom with a blog the last couple of years?), although I’m not sure that I see either one of them being the type to immediately move on to a new boo.

Who do you think the mysterious couple is?

December 22, 2010 at 3:30 pm by Molls