Oh the utter madness of it all. From Blind Gossip:
She’s off her meds, and it’s not good. She has returned to the very behavior that got her into so much trouble in the first place, including the dr*gs and the alcohol and the self-harming.
It’s almost surreal to hear her spout absolute bullsh*t about being healthy and happy and sober when she is exactly the opposite. In fact, just a week ago she was out at some madhouse of a bar, dr*nk off her ass, doing multiple shots and snorting c*ke in the bathroom.
Let’s cut to the chase, and get more direct: Look, we know that you and your friends are reading this. It is absolute madness for you to think that this will end well. You are a beautiful and talented girl, but you ARE going to lose your fans and your career and probably your life if you keep this up.
Remember how upset one of your siblings was when someone picked on them? Do you realize how much more emotionally destroyed they would be if you actually died? You should think about that, because that is exactly where you are heading right now. We don’t care if you lie to people about what your problems are. We don’t care if you pretend that you are going on vacation. Just get yourself back into rehab (or treatment, if it makes you feel better to call it that), and get well. Now.
OK, this one’s just got to be Demi Lovato, right? There’s not many starlets that have gone ass-up in the past year or so that have done the entire rehab/pushing sobriety thing as much as Demi Lovato has, so I think this one’s a no-brainer. But the part about “making fun of a sibling”? Would they be referring to this sibling, Dallas Lovato? Because dude. I’d make fun of her too. Oh, wait. That’s right.
This hunky A-lister’s mom was the REAL reason he dumped his multitalented but larger-than-life former girlfriend. The studly mama’s boy, who recently started dating a well-respected actress, received a thumbs-up on his new gal from mommy dearest.
My immediate guess would be …
January 19, 2012 at 2:30 pm by Sarah
You guys, I almost totally forgot! The Entertainment Lawyer who scribes Crazy Days and Nights is finally “naming names,” as is his hallowed New Year’s Day tradition.
Emily hit on some of the year’s best, most salacious scandals, but you guys! THERE IS SO MUCH MORE.
January 2, 2012 at 12:30 pm by Jenn
Every now and then in the comments of a delightful little blind item, one of you will say “but what’s the point? We don’t even know who this is about!” And that’s fair: it can be frustrating to read some little piece of gossip that’s so intriguing but to not even know who you’re reading about. But you guys, sometimes those blind items get revealed. Sometimes we find out the answer. And this is one of those times.
Let’s get started by talking about a blind item that you’ve heard about here. Do you remember the one about a singer who turned into a “hot disheveled mess” who drinks way too much and keeps a baby monitor on her at all times so that her bodyguard can hear if she starts to die? Yeah, that one is Christina Aguilera. Nailed it.
You want to read more, don’t you?
January 2, 2012 at 7:30 am by Emily
I know, right? It’s like “oooh, some female celebrity has a gold digging boyfriend? Stop the presses!” But just listen to this blind item in its entirety, and tell me that you didn’t give at least a little “oh no he didn’t”:
This former almost A list female singer who does not do too badly for herself in her other endeavors now, gave her boyfriend a certain amount of money she wanted him to spend on her for Christmas. She even told him what she wanted and when she was planning on displaying it on public. Not only did the boyfriend not get what she wanted him to get, he apparently pocketed about 85% of the funds she gave him for the present and says he should get it as a bonus for his efforts this year.
The way I, and pretty much the rest of the internet, see it, this could only be one of three ladies: Jessica Simpson, Jennifer Lopez, or Christina Aguilera. Jessica Simpson because there’s been so much talk of her man, Eric Johnson, using her for a free ride. Jennifer Lopez because, come on, have you seen her little bitty boyfriend? Does it really take that much imagination to see him swindling her? And finally, Christina Aguilera because her boyfriend really does deserve a bonus. On top of all that, each of these ladies have done well for themselves outside of singing: Jess has her clothing line, and J Lo and Christina both have their singing competition shows.
So which one of these ladies, if any, could it be?
December 27, 2011 at 2:30 pm by Emily
Tragically, I have no real guesses as to who this could be. Let me give you all the details, then you can let me know what you think:
This female two time former reality star who was married to another reality star/actor recently offered her services to Doug Hutchison and Courtney Stodden saying that she would make a great third to their “relationship.” They turned her down.
A lot of people are guessing Adrianne Curry on this one, even though she definitely appeared on more than one reality show (America’s Next Top Model, The Surreal Life, and My Fair Brady). I don’t know if that would be a total dealbreaker though, because everything else fits.
Personally, I think I’m too disgusted by the thought of someone wanting to be part of this creepy relationship. Could you even imagine? Someone apparently caught a glimpse of this enchanting dynamic and couldn’t help but try to be a part of it. Do you have any guesses for who this poor human being could be?
December 22, 2011 at 12:30 pm by Emily
She was brought in from outside the United States. She only speaks Spanish (or Portuguese?), and has a child who is approximately Kindergarten age. She is fairly attractive, looks like she is in her late twenties, and has thick, dark brown hair and medium-colored skin. You probably wouldn’t notice her if she was walking down the street. However, it doesn’t really matter what she looks like, as she is simply the Surrogate for a baby that is a genetic combination of the soon-to-be Mom and Dad.
The Surrogate is currently living on the Lower West Side of Manhattan with her first child in a very nice apartment. She is not married, and does not really know anyone in New York, but she does want to stay here once the birth is over. The apartment is being paid for by the Couple. The Surrogate is well-cared for by a full-time staff person and there is always a doctor or nurse on call. She looks like she is approximately eight months pregnant, and is clearly much bigger than the Mom, who is simply playing pregnant.
By the way, the Mom was physically capable of bearing her own child, but she didn’t want to “ruin” her body.
Beyonce, honey, look. I think it’s pretty safe to say that the game is over. It’s ok if you fibbed a little, just tell us, all right? We won’t be mad. You won’t get in trouble. Just tell the truth from now on, all right?
Now here’s a little something to make you feel better: