From Blind Gossip:
Which B/C list singer/musician who writes her own songs, recently came to the conclusion that because she has never really experienced a healthy relationship with a man, she might actually be gay? She’s always had really close women friends who she bonds well with, but her relationships with men always seem to go south and she’s never really felt she’s been in love before. She’s decided to explore this new part of herself and we’ll see if any new relationships pop up in the news.
Hm. B/C lister, huh? That’d definitely rule out Christina Aguilera, because as much as I don’t want to admit it, she’s still pretty much A-list despite her alcoholism and diva-like behavior. Plus, I don’t know of any women who’ve been close enough to her to appreciate who she is (ahem, Kelly Osbourne) as a long-term friend. That makes me think maybe someone like Demi Lovato, who’s never had good luck with ex-boyfriends (Jonas and Fez included). Plus, she’s rumored to be “good” friends with Miley Cyrus and Selena Gomez, who are definitely hot little pieces that I could see Demi swooning over. Last, Demi does allegedly write her own songs – most of them, anyway – and she’s definitely kind of B-list, so there’s that, too.
A lot of the folks commenting over at BG say that it could possibly be Kelly Clarkson, but I don’t know about that. I mean, she’s a Republican for God’s sake. The community over there is split between her and Taylor Swift, but I just could not see Taylor Swift as a lesbian. No f-cking way. Could you imagine how disappointed her “all-American” parents would be? How many fans she’d probably lose? Taylor Swift, a lesbian? No way. Also, she’s got no close girlfriends that I’m
aware of choosing to speak of.
February 20, 2012 at 4:30 pm by Sarah
A week or so ago, we had a blind item about a young starlet who is off her meds and back to drugs and booze and self-harming. As sad as it was, I think it was pretty obviously about Demi Lovato. Today, we have a brand new blind item for you guys to check out, and, well, it’s a whole lot more obvious.
From Blind Gossip:
Following a serious relapse last week, this award-winning performer was secretly admitted to a well-known rehab facility.
When word of her condition got out, her team – apparently caring more about PR than her recovery – pulled her out of the first facility, issued a denial that she was in rehab, waited a couple of hours, then put her into another facility. And that was just the beginning of their PR games.
They tried to knock the rehab story out of the headlines by planting a story about a breakup, but media outlets continued to carry the rehab story. They promised a staged photo op to prove that she was fine, but failed to deliver her because the rehab facility wouldn’t let her leave in the middle of detox. They said that she was just hanging out at home, but when friends stopped by to see her, they were told that she had suddenly gone to visit a relative on the other side of the country. They tried to fake her participation in a live online interview, but fans cried foul when they noticed that dormant Twitter accounts were being used for the questions and that the answers sounded canned and phony.
Sadly, these PR lies are just a continuation of a year of lies about her living a healthy, sober life following her last rehab. In reality, she is an out-of-control party monster. And, we are sad to report, her problems are even worse this time around: alcohol, self-harming, and lots of drugs, including cocaine and heroin.
There are lots of lies because there’s lots of money and projects and products and endorsements and magazine covers at stake. If the fans aren’t properly fooled into thinking she is a sweet, healthy girl, nobody gets paid! So they keep pretending that everything is fine (it’s not), that she is healthy (she’s not), and that they are so proud of her sobriety (Shut up, Mom). They need to keep her fans believing all of these lies order to keep the money rolling in.
Although we do know her new location, we will not disclose it. We want her to stay in rehab. Yes, even though her fans want to believe that nothing is wrong, she is definitely back in rehab. And anything you hear to the contrary is a crock of shit.
Uh, ok. First of all, the story on Blind Gossip is titled “Broken Girl is Back in Rehab.” Demi Lovato’s latest album is titled Unbroken. After the first batch of rumors of Demi heading to rehab, her rep denied it. The blind item mentions a planted story about a breakup, and I’m sure we all remember the tragic parting of Demi and Wilmer Valderrama. The blind item talks about a faked online interview, and if you check out Demi’s Twitter, she definitely has one of those. And then, of course, there’s the talk of the image of a “sweet, healthy girl,” and that certainly fits Demi. Did I miss anything?
What do you guys think? Is Demi Lovato back in rehab or what?
February 1, 2012 at 4:30 pm by Emily
Oh the utter madness of it all. From Blind Gossip:
She’s off her meds, and it’s not good. She has returned to the very behavior that got her into so much trouble in the first place, including the dr*gs and the alcohol and the self-harming.
It’s almost surreal to hear her spout absolute bullsh*t about being healthy and happy and sober when she is exactly the opposite. In fact, just a week ago she was out at some madhouse of a bar, dr*nk off her ass, doing multiple shots and snorting c*ke in the bathroom.
Let’s cut to the chase, and get more direct: Look, we know that you and your friends are reading this. It is absolute madness for you to think that this will end well. You are a beautiful and talented girl, but you ARE going to lose your fans and your career and probably your life if you keep this up.
Remember how upset one of your siblings was when someone picked on them? Do you realize how much more emotionally destroyed they would be if you actually died? You should think about that, because that is exactly where you are heading right now. We don’t care if you lie to people about what your problems are. We don’t care if you pretend that you are going on vacation. Just get yourself back into rehab (or treatment, if it makes you feel better to call it that), and get well. Now.
OK, this one’s just got to be Demi Lovato, right? There’s not many starlets that have gone ass-up in the past year or so that have done the entire rehab/pushing sobriety thing as much as Demi Lovato has, so I think this one’s a no-brainer. But the part about “making fun of a sibling”? Would they be referring to this sibling, Dallas Lovato? Because dude. I’d make fun of her too. Oh, wait. That’s right.
This hunky A-lister’s mom was the REAL reason he dumped his multitalented but larger-than-life former girlfriend. The studly mama’s boy, who recently started dating a well-respected actress, received a thumbs-up on his new gal from mommy dearest.
My immediate guess would be …
January 19, 2012 at 2:30 pm by Sarah
You guys, I almost totally forgot! The Entertainment Lawyer who scribes Crazy Days and Nights is finally “naming names,” as is his hallowed New Year’s Day tradition.
Emily hit on some of the year’s best, most salacious scandals, but you guys! THERE IS SO MUCH MORE.
January 2, 2012 at 12:30 pm by Jenn
Every now and then in the comments of a delightful little blind item, one of you will say “but what’s the point? We don’t even know who this is about!” And that’s fair: it can be frustrating to read some little piece of gossip that’s so intriguing but to not even know who you’re reading about. But you guys, sometimes those blind items get revealed. Sometimes we find out the answer. And this is one of those times.
Let’s get started by talking about a blind item that you’ve heard about here. Do you remember the one about a singer who turned into a “hot disheveled mess” who drinks way too much and keeps a baby monitor on her at all times so that her bodyguard can hear if she starts to die? Yeah, that one is Christina Aguilera. Nailed it.
You want to read more, don’t you?
January 2, 2012 at 7:30 am by Emily
I know, right? It’s like “oooh, some female celebrity has a gold digging boyfriend? Stop the presses!” But just listen to this blind item in its entirety, and tell me that you didn’t give at least a little “oh no he didn’t”:
This former almost A list female singer who does not do too badly for herself in her other endeavors now, gave her boyfriend a certain amount of money she wanted him to spend on her for Christmas. She even told him what she wanted and when she was planning on displaying it on public. Not only did the boyfriend not get what she wanted him to get, he apparently pocketed about 85% of the funds she gave him for the present and says he should get it as a bonus for his efforts this year.
The way I, and pretty much the rest of the internet, see it, this could only be one of three ladies: Jessica Simpson, Jennifer Lopez, or Christina Aguilera. Jessica Simpson because there’s been so much talk of her man, Eric Johnson, using her for a free ride. Jennifer Lopez because, come on, have you seen her little bitty boyfriend? Does it really take that much imagination to see him swindling her? And finally, Christina Aguilera because her boyfriend really does deserve a bonus. On top of all that, each of these ladies have done well for themselves outside of singing: Jess has her clothing line, and J Lo and Christina both have their singing competition shows.
So which one of these ladies, if any, could it be?