Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Bill Gates

Can He Be President Instead?

During the financial crisis of the past months, Warren Buffett has somehow managed to increase his net worth by $8B. This officially makes him the richest American, after playing second...

Shut Up, Microsoft

Hey, you know that Microsoft commercial that they reportedly paid Jerry Seinfeld $10M to be in? It’s about shoes. And it’s stupid. Like Microsoft. I am LOVING my Mac, you guys...

Really Late-Night Links

If you’re wondering where Lindsay Lohan acquired her penchant for rambling, nonsensical epistolaries, look no further than her father’s most recent jailhouse opus. [Pop on the...