I say “another” like that because it’s barely been a week since Beyonce released her last music video, and she released another one not even two weeks before that! And with the kind of video that Beyonce is apparently into these days, I feel like we as an audience need a little more downtime between these things to recuperate, right?

That being said, I think this is Beyonce’s cutest video since “Best Thing I Never Had.” She just looks happy and adorable in this video, and not in a way that I worry will give me an aneurysm. What do you guys think?

And by “plagiarize all over the place,” I mean blatantly rip off Belgian choreographer Anne Teresa De Keersmaeker in her ridiculous new music video. Seriously, check out that video above and tell me that Beyonce just landed herself right in the middle of a big coincidence. You can try, but I won’t believe you.

Here’s what the original choreographer had to say about Beyonce’s dance moves:

“I didn’t know anything about this. I’m not mad, but this is plagiarism. This is stealing. They took pieces from Achterland and Rosas danst Rosas. … It’s a bit rude, I must say. … What’s rude about it is that they don’t even bother about hiding it. They seem to think they could do it because it’s a famous work. … Am I honored? Look, I’ve seen local school kids doing this. That’s a lot more beautiful.”

I haven’t had any personal interest in Beyonce since her Destiny’s Child days, and let me just say that is not the Beyonce that I pretended to know. The Beyonce I pretended to know would have never stolen from another artist like this, she’d just be like “giiiiirl, I don’t do that shit, I just bounce around in clubs and chill in monochromatic rooms, you know that!”

You’ve changed, Beyonce. You’ve really changed.

Again, I just don’t get Beyonce. I know, I know, a lot of people think she’s a goddess, and that’s fine, but in my world, goddesses don’t cause anxiety attacks and near seizures. They just don’t.

Also, is it just me, or is Beyonce starting to look more and more like Tyra? With the long hair and bangs, like in the very last shot of the video? Does anyone else see that?

Look, you guys! You can see that sassy little fetus of Beyonce‘s! How adorable, right? Goodness me, I just cannot wait for this child!

Ok, everybody. Secretly I started this little story so I could try and let Beyonce know how silly her bathing suit looks, but I didn’t have the heart to poke fun. She’s going to be a mom, you know. No disrespect allowed.

Image courtesy of TMZ

I know, the whole ‘Bey’ thing in every headline about Beyonce is probably getting old to you, but you know what? Not me!

This weekeend our super pretty pregnant lady turned thirty. Can you believe it? Thirty. You know who else turned thirty over the last year or will turn thirty sometime later this year? Britney Spears. Paris Hilton. Jessica Simpson turned thirty last July. You know, pretty much all of the women that I “grew up” with and this can only mean one thing – it’s going to be my turn someday soon. Not, you know, over the next year or anything (I’ll turn twenty-nine next June, score!), but soon enough. My oh my how the time flies when you’re having fun.

Happy 30th, Beyonce! Love you, girl!

Because what else do you get the fetus who has everything?

According to this Twitter account, Beyonce swallowed a Blackberry, and now her child has access to the outside world. And of course, what else would you do with your very first smartphone besides connect to the world through 140 characters or less?

Here are a few of the more poignant things the fetus has said so far:

This is going to be one sassy kid, huh?