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0Newsflash: Beyoncé Works Harder Than You

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Beyoncé‘s unannounced self-titled album is absolutely smashing records left and right, and for good reason – it’s a damn good record, with a clever concept in the whole “visual album” thing. No one does it quite like Beyoncé, and no one’s more aware of that than the lady herself, who insists that she’s worked harder than anyone she knows to get everything she has (but that doesn’t really matter, because she still cares about Blue Ivy more than anything fame can bring).

“I have a lot of awards and I have a lot of these things that are amazing and I worked my ass off. I worked harder than probably anyone I know to get those things. But nothing feels like my child saying, ‘Mommy!’ Nothing feels like when I look my husband in the eyes.

“Nothing feels like I’m respected, when I get on the stage and see I’m changing people’s lives. Those are the things that matter, and at this point in my life, that’s what I’m striving for.”

I mean, that’s all pretty cliché, to be honest, but I’m sure that’s how she feels… except she would never give up fame, either. Also, I say this as a Bey fan, but girl… I don’t think you’ve worked harder than everyone else. I don’t doubt that she’s worked her ass off bigtime, but just because it’s paid off for her more than it has for some others who may not have had the same opportunities set up for them doesn’t make her work more respectable. IDK, let me not get too deep with Beyoncé here.

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December 19, 2013 at 9:30 am by Jennifer
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0Beyoncé’s ‘Drunk In Love’ Video Is Here and It’s Really Hot

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There’s not much commentary necessary for this one: Beyoncé‘s new album is slaying the charts, and the videos that came with it are certainly making their impact, as well. The most recent to be fully released is for the track ‘Drunk In Love’, in which Bey talks about “grinding on that wood” and “swerving on that wood” and basically getting fucked really well by Jay-Z. That’s sorta the theme of this album, in a lot of ways, and hey, whatever, to each her own.

I don’t even really know what to say here except that she looks amazing and she’s got me and girls all over the world doing squats and crunches like mad again. All in vain, of course, but a lady can dream.

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December 17, 2013 at 10:30 am by Jennifer
Filed Under: Beyonce, Music, music videos

0Beyoncé’s Unannounced Album Set to Hit #1

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There aren’t many stars out there who could put out an album, unannounced and out of nowhere, and still have it hit number one on the charts. And yet, that’s what Beyoncé‘s self-titled record, put overnight on Friday the 13th, is set to do. Early sales figures showed that the album sold 550,000 copies in the US alone in just three days. Oh snap!

From Billboard:

Beyonce’s surprise self-titled album is all but guaranteed a No. 1 debut on the Billboard 200 chart this week. Industry sources suggest its sales have grown to over 550,000 in the U.S. through Saturday (14) night. The album may sell 600,000 by the end of the tracking week on Sunday, Dec. 15.

“Beyonce’s” expected debut at No. 1 on the Billboard 200 chart, along with its official Nielsen SoundScan sales figure (through the end of the tracking week on Dec. 15), will be revealed mid-week.

I’m gonna be honest: you guys know I went off Beyoncé  a couple of months back, not for any real reason but the fact that she kinda annoyed me by spamming my Instgram feed with her millions of photos of like, fans holding banners, which she titled “#my work”. I’m not sure why that grated on me, but it did. However, I’m back on the Beyoncé train full steam ahead after this album. It’s so trashy in places, so NOT radio friendly… and really, really fucking good. It’s gonna have girls wearing neon lipstick and applying for gym memberships in record numbers, seriously.

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December 16, 2013 at 6:30 am by Jennifer
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2Beyoncé Released an Unannounced Album Last Night

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Everyone figured Beyoncé would be coming out with a new album at some point soon. After all, she’s been releasing songs here and there for months, so it had to be part of a bigger collection, right? Right. Only that album is here sooner than we think, as she never announced anything, just put it out on iTunes at midnight last night all nonchalantly.

Here’s the fun part: Beyoncé’s Beyoncé has 14 tracks, but it’s not just any kind of album… it’s a VISUAL album, and every song is actually a video too, so that you can experience the music just how Bey intended. I’m busy working so I can’t really sit and watch them now, but I’ll admit that I did actually pay for this thing on iTunes, so I hope it’s good.

I’m so torn on Beyoncé. I’ve always been a big fan, and what she’s accomplished is definitely to be admire. But sometimes lately it all just feels like too much. She’s trying too hard to be effortless, if that makes sense. She’s trying too hard to be “artistic” and “different”. Like, this “visual album” seems like something Kanye told her to do because he’s a pioneer and the new Andy Warhol or whatever. Something about it just doesn’t ring true, and I’m having a hard time reconciling that… but maybe that’s just my problem.

Have any of you bought the (visual) album? Will you?

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December 13, 2013 at 6:30 am by Jennifer
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6Vegan Beyoncé Wears Fur Coat

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As you know, Jay-Z and Beyoncé are on a 22-day vegan journey to cleanse themselves of the deliciousness of animal byproducts. Three weeks without bacon, cheese and eggs sounds like absolute torture to me, but they’re all in and truly dedicating themselves to the cause. That’s why Beyoncé, glowing from her new-found luminous complexion which is clearly the results of eating only from the earth, headed out to Native Foods, a vegan restaurant in Hollywood, donning a fur coat. LOLLLLLLLL!

Who else do you know who would have the balls to go to a VEGAN RESTAURANT in a fucking fur coat? And don’t even try to tell me that she’s wearing faux fur. She’s Beyoncé, ya turkey. She doesn’t wear faux fur. This just screams hilariousness to me. 5 out of 5, would view again.

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December 7, 2013 at 2:30 pm by Jennifer
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1Beyoncé Looks Good In a Bikini, In Case There Was Doubt

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I guess even Beyoncé needs a break from it all sometimes, so she hightailed it down to Jamaica with her sister Solange and another friend for a little R&R – and a lot of selfie taking/posting. That’s right, Beyoncé wants you to know that she looks damn good in a bikini and that her life is way more fabulous than yours, and don’t you forget it.

So, what’s a holiday with Beyoncé like? Well, it’s all private jets and fancy villas and lounging on the beach. It’s a beautiful thing. Have a look at some of her snaps below and then look out your window at the rain and wind (if you’re in New York) and hate your life just slightly. (I kid!) I just hope this vacation prepped her for the difficulty of being a 22-day vegan.

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December 6, 2013 at 3:30 pm by Jennifer
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