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Beyoncé’s Pixie Cut Almost Made Emma Watson Get One Again

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Everyone bugged the hell out when Emma Watson cut her hair off a few years back, marking the end of her Hermione Granger years. However, even more people lost their shit when Beyoncé unveiled her new short ‘do last week, and even though Emma’s grown hers out in recent months, she was thinking of going back to the boy cut after seeing Queen Bey’s.


Well, that’s nice, but I personally think she suits longer hair better. Also, I feel like everyone is cutting their hair off lately and not a lot of people can carry it off – it’s a very specific look. Also, I totally didn’t know Emma Watson had Twitter. You learn something new every day, folks.

Ring The Alarm: Beyonce Got A Pixie Cut

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Beyoncé got a pixie haircut and posted the photos, so if you’re wondering why the Internet suddenly stopped, that’s why. Maybe she got it cut because she got her hair stuck in a fan, or maybe she just wanted to try something new.

She’s going for I guess a sort of Michelle Williams (not the Destiny’s Child one) thing. I think I like it?

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Beyoncé Gets Hair Caught In Fan, Jokes About It On Instagram

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Beyoncé‘s Mrs. Carter tour is going strong, but lots of fancy staging means lots of lights and fans to keep her costumes blowing glamourously or whatever. Well, things didn’t go so well during a recent concert when, during a performance of ‘Halo’, her hair got stuck in a fan and security had to get her free. Here’s a vid of the unfortunate incident:

Luckily, it all worked out for Queen Bey and she was eventually freed from her bladed prison. That’s kinda terrifying and I’d be scared that I’d never get my hair untangled and then they’d have to cut it all off or I’d get scalped or something.

Anyhow, Bey later joked about the incident with a hand-written ditty on her Instagram page. Of course the stans in the comments thought it was the most incredible thing ever and more proof that she is JUST THE MOST AMAZING WOMAN. I thought it was cute and in good humour, but like… calm down, people. It’s nothing special.

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Beyonce To Fan At Concert: “I’m Right In Your Face…Put That Damn Camera Down!”

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Beyoncé is telling fans to put their cameras, “to the left to the left, every camera you own in the box to the left.” Okay, not really, but like The Yeah Yeah Yeahs, our Queen B is getting sick of people seeing concerts through their phones. Here’s what Mrs. Carter said, and ironically, it’s caught on someone else’s video camera. From NecoleBitchie:

See, you can’t even sing because you’re too busy taping, I’m right in your face baby, you gotta seize this moment baby! [...] You better put that damn camera down!

What is with Beyoncé’s fans misbehaving at concerts lately?

Here’s the video:

Beyoncé Gets Naked, Loves Gluten and Soda

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Beyoncé is an icon and no one can disagree with that even if you can’t stand her. I’ve been personally realising more and more lately that I actually love Solange even more than Beyoncé, but that’s neither here nor there. The point is, Bey is massive and there’s nothing anyone can do to stop her, which is sort of respectable in its own way.

The Queen herself stripped down for a new shoot with Flaunt magazine and also gave a mini interview with some weird ass questions in it. Here are a few highlights:

What’s up with gluten anyway?

I’m okay with gluten. Sunday pizza is a must for me!

What famous piece of architecture might you most like to do some necking in?

The Louvre, or under the Arc de Triomphe. Paris is a beautiful, sexy city.

Some were critical at your participating in a Pepsi campaign after you moved your body for childhood obesity. Where is the balance between your career objectives and your philanthropy? 

Pepsi is a brand I’ve grown up seeing my heroes collaborate with. The company respects musicians and artistry. I wouldn’t encourage any person, especially a child, to live life without balance.

When you work out, take care of your body, rehearse as hard as I rehearsed in the commercial, I think it’s great to have a Pepsi or Diet Pepsi when you want one. It’s all about choices.

What is your favorite kind of stain?

Milk.

What’s boring to you?

Lack of creativity.

Milk stains? LOL, I suppose this is in reference to Blue Ivy and the joy of being a mother, etc? I dunno, but I still like Beyoncé. She does at times come across as very rehearsed, but I think that comes with the territory of being a worldwide superstar. I’m not here to know the ins and outs of Bey’s everyday life, I’m here for her to entertain me, and she does that. Plus, she’s a fuckin’ BOSS. If you’ve ever watched any of her documentaries/behind-the-scenes stuff, you’ll see how strong she is in her work and her ideas. If she doesn’t like something, you’ll know about it and it won’t happen until it’s right. I like that about her. That’s all.

Here’s a few more naked Beyoncé pics.

Beyonce and Solange Didn’t Go To Their Dad’s Wedding. Sorry, Papa Knowles!

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Beyoncé  has been a busy little Bey lately — no surprise. But so has Solange — Imma find that one a little surprising. Both girls were too busy to attend their dad’s wedding. From TMZ:

Mathew Knowles got hitched last Sunday, but TMZ has learned neither of his daughter … Beyonce nor Solange … was in attendance for the big day.

Knowles tied the knot to Gena Avery in Houston, TX following a year and a half engagement.

But the newly-hitched Knowles tells TMZ his famous kids couldn’t make it to the ceremony, saying, “Unfortunately, Beyonce and Solange had previous engagements which made it impossible for them to attend.”

You know what, it sucks, but I get it. Sometimes the timing is all wrong and you have to work. And if it’s hard enough for your average Dave to get out of work to go to a family’s wedding, it’s gotta be 10x harder for Beyoncé because she has no one to cover for her (assuming of course, that work is the real reason…I guess “previous engagements” could be a nice way of saying “I’m mad you divorced mom so I’m not going to support you.” I don’t know). Solange Knowles, though, really? Cannes is over. Where else do you need to be and what else do you need to do?

Hopefully Mrs. Carter sent her dad a case of champagne…and In-N-Out burgers.

Suck It, Aniston: Beyonce Enjoys Fast Food, Posts Proof

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Jennifer Aniston recently went all, “waaah I can’t handle a Big Mac, even though I ate a cobb salad every day on the set of Friends, waaaahh wah wah.” Well, Beyoncé is nothing like that, everyone. Not only does she enjoy a fast food cheeseburger, but she enjoyes it with champagne. THAT’S HOW YOU DO IT, ANISTON. Bey posted this photo on her Instagram:

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Looks like that’s a bellini she’s drinking. Either someone was joining her or she really loves champagne. Oh God that looks so good. Even though In-N-Out’s fries are ass.

And listen up: yes, being a native LA douche, I realize that In-N-Out’s food is way better than McDonald’s. However, the Big Mac is delicious and compared to a cheeseburger at In-N-Out, as opposed to comparing it to a Gwyneth Paltrow happy meal, the two are equally “bad” for you. Point being, if Beyoncé can handle a fast food cheeseburger, anyone can. That includes you, Aniston. And I think Mrs. Carter looks pretty damn great.

What’s your favorite fast food?