And I’m barely exaggerating when I say “all the celebrities.” There’s Ben Stiller, Matt Damon, Sean Penn, Kristen Wiig, Ted Danson, Mary Steenburgen, Jack Black, and Kevin Spacey. Did I miss anyone? Oh, Bill Clinton. Goodness

Basically it always tickles me when so many celebrities get together for a good cause, so I figured you guys might enjoy this as well. Also, who doesn’t love it when Jack Black sings?

Sorry to piss on your parade, but I’ve always said it’s better to be pissed off about something than pissed on because Owen Wilson and Ben Stiller can’t act their way out of a velvet haute couture bag.

Actually, I’m a big fan of both Wilson and Stiller, but I thought Zoolander was complete crap. All of that stupid “blue steel” business and kissy-facing … It was just brutal. And while I didn’t even think that the original would do as well as say, a sequel, it was evidently on the menu to be served up like the steaming pile of shit that it probably would have been anyway.

Ben Stiller has come forth on his Twitter, all but nixing the entire idea of a sequel:

Ron Burgundy and Derek Zoolander looking to appear in sequels. Both men destitute, without means or intellect to fund their own comebacks.

It’s alright, Ben. You’re still married to the super-hot Christine Taylor. And Owen … well, hell. You’ll always have Wedding Crashers and Vince Vaughn.

Janet Charlton is reporting — and my only solace is that she was kinda sorta wrong about John Mayer and Kristin Cavallari — that Ben Stiller and his wife of 12 years Christine Taylor have split up!

It’s been common knowledge that they put their $12.5M Hollywood manse on the market, but Charlton claims it’s because their marriage is over.  According to her, Stiller is devastated and trying to get Christine back, but they are living apart at this time.

Could this be true?  I saw Stiller on Ellen about a month ago and he talked so affectionately of his wife.  I love these two together and wanted them to have a Hollywood happy ending just like Ben’s parents, Jerry Stiller and Ann Meara who have been married for 55 years.

Oh, please Lord, let this happen!!!

Ben Stiller has been talking to reporters about the possibility of doing a Zoolander sequel.

Ben was in London to promote the Madagascar sequel when journalists asked him about a Zoolander follow-up.

“I’ve been trying to get Zoolander 2 together, and we’ve had a few scripts,” he said. I feel that is the sequel I really would like to do some day because I like the original and I would make sure it was something new and worthy of it first … Meet the Parents 3 is a possibility too.”

Zoolander was, like, the funniest movie ever. I would LOVE a sequel. Get on this, Ben!!!