Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Barack Obama

R.I.P. Madelyn Dunham

Barack Obama’s grandmother, Madelyn Dunham, lost her battle with cancer early this morning. Obama reportedly cried at a speech in North Carolina today when talking about her, calling...

In All Fairness

It turns out that John McCain isn’t the only one with an idiot relative.  Barack Obama’s Kenyan aunt, Zeituni Onyango was refused asylum four years ago yet continues to...

In Case You Missed It

Check out Barack Obama on The Daily Show. Um … is he sitting in front of a blue-screen or did they really find him a spot in Ft. Lauderdale with a bunch of old-fashioned books and a...

Quotables

“I think what has been striking in this campaign is the the degree to which these kind of hate groups have been marginalized. That’s not who America is. That’s not who...

Colin Powell endorses Barack Obama

Republican and former US Secretary of State under President George W. Bush has endorsed Democratic presidential nominee Barack Obama.  In a nutshell, he thinks John McCain is a bit...

Well, That Didn’t Take Long

A montage of John McCain’s eye rolls and other facial twitches from the debate. Is it possible this guy has mild Tourette Syndrome? I’m serious here. What I’m kind of...