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J Woww Bites Bristol Palin Back for Obama-Bashing Comments

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From J Woww’s Twitter feed:

Bristol should keep her uneducated ignorant mouth shut. If Ur living in the past u wouldn’t have a kid w/out marriage #hypocrite. It’s 2012!

OK, so while I don’t *exactly* understand what J Woww’s saying here (“if ur living in the past u wouldn’t have a kid w/out marriage”—what is that?), I understand her sentiments and respect her for standing up (?) for what she believes in. I mean, I have absolutely no doubts that her comments were made in order to help educate the public on how ignorant Bristol Palin actually is, and not because she secretly hopes that President Obama himself is going to see this on Twitter, embrace her ways of life, and invite her into the house as his mistress. We all know she wants to get down with Barack like that, but I just don’t think it’s going to happen.

No, I’m going to believe that old J Woww‘s motives were pure on this one, guys, and if that makes me ignorant, then so be it. There’s worse things to be on this fine Friday afternoon, you know*.

*Bristol Palin. Bristol Palin would be the worse thing in question to be this fine Friday afternoon, guys.

Bristol Palin: “Obama Should Maybe Rethink His Same-Sex Marriage Comments”

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“While it’s great to listen to your kids’ ideas, there’s also a time when dads simply need to be dads. In this case, it would’ve been helpful for him to explain to Malia and Sasha that while her friends parents are no doubt lovely people, that’s not a reason to change thousands of years of thinking about marriage. … As great as her friends may be – we know that in general kids do better growing up in a mother/father home. Ideally, fathers help shape their kids’ worldview. … I guess we can be glad that Malia and Sasha aren’t younger, or perhaps today’s press conference might have been about appointing Dora the Explorer as Attorney General because of her success in stopping Swiper the Fox. … Sometimes dads should lead their family in the right ways of thinking. In this case, it would’ve been nice if the President would’ve been an actual leader and helped shape their thoughts instead of merely reflecting what many teenagers think after one too many episodes of Glee.”

Wow. I never fully realized what a snotty little bitch Bristol Palin is. These were her comments regarding President Barack Obama’s backing of same-sex marriage yesterday afternoon, and while girlfriend didn’t exactly come right out and say, “Hey, HOMOS SHOULDN’T BE ALLOWED TO MARRY and a REAL MAN wouldn’t say such lurid things,” she certainly alluded to it, and damn. Those are some pretty strong things to intimate, especially when the person in question has questionable ethics as it were. I mean, it’s not like she’s ever come out and spoken against homosexuals outright or anything, you know*.

Bristol took to her blog to write a brief, but effective (?), tirade against President Obama taking the advice of his daughters—of a younger, wiser generation—and allowing himself to be more open-minded than he has in the past about social topics.

And the thing is, people are going to back this crap up, because it makes so much sense coming from someone like Bristol, who f-cked before marriage a variety of times, didn’t marry her baby’s daddy even though she said it was “the right thing to do,” defiled her body with copious amounts of plastic surgery, and continues to PARADE AROUND AS A YOUNG, SINGLE MOTHER LIKE SOME KIND OF … SOME KIND OF SCARLET WOMAN.

Please. Get the f-ck up off your high horse, Bristol. You’re starting to resemble it more and more like it as the days go by.

*She has. Of course she has. She’s a twatty little gnat. This is what she DOES, guys.

President Obama Endorsed Gay Marriage Today

… Oh, you mean you didn’t hear? President Barack Obama officially claimed he was on board with same-sex marriage today in an interview with Good Morning America, which would make him the first American President who’s gone ahead and publicly supported gay marriage. This is what he said, in a nutshell:

“I have to tell you that over the course of several years as I have talked to friends and family and neighbors when I think about members of my own staff who are in incredibly committed monogamous relationships, same-sex relationships, who are raising kids together. When I think about those soldiers or airmen or marines or sailors who are out there fighting on my behalf and yet feel constrained, even now that Don’t Ask Don’t Tell is gone, because they are not able to commit themselves in a marriage, at a certain point I’ve just concluded that for me personally it is important for me to go ahead and affirm that I think same sex couples should be able to get married.”

Naturally, people all over the US are freaking out, and, other than celebrating the obvious, are saying one of two things: that this announcement is either going to reestablish the fact that Mitt Romney doesn’t have a snowball’s chance in hell in winning the 2012 Presidential Election, or that many people who were on the fence to begin with are going to swing Republican even if it’s not their first choice. Me, I’ve been an Obama Girl the whole way, and I’m super-pleased to know that such an important person is on board with such an important issue, and I know who’s got my vote this fall.

I am so, so proud right now.