“I don’t fight. I don’t believe in it. To clear things up I got attacked by 5 people last night out of nowhere. Not cool. My face is f*cked … As in black eye, bloody nose, hair ripped out, scratches, bruises and cuts. So not ok to be abusive to others. Violence is NEVER the answer.”
Avril Lavigne on getting jumped outside of the Hollywood Hotel Roosevelt this past weekend in LA.
You know, I’m not (like, even a little bit) a fan of Avril, but I completely agree. Some people take crap just too far. I don’t care how much you “hate” someone or how badly they annoy you for whatever reason, laying your hands in anger upon another person is just inexcusable, and frankly, completely trashy. I’m not saying that Avril was guilt-free in this scuffle, because I don’t know the entire story, but anyone – anyone – who’d resort to physically fighting is just way lame.
November 7, 2011 at 11:30 am by Sarah
Sorry, that was the best I could do in hiding my general disdain and distaste for Avril Lavigne. I didn’t like her back when Sk8er Boi was cool, and I didn’t like her when she married Deryck Whibley, and I don’t like her now that she’s still hanging on to her Sk8er Boi-theme and dating Brody Jenner, or pinching her ex-husband’s penis through his Speedo on rented yachts or whatever she’s doing lately.
Go away, Avril, seriously. Your Batboy face, excessive eyeliner, and poorly-autotuned yodely voice have been way over for awhile.
September 12, 2011 at 12:30 pm by Sarah
I know the appropriate answer would be “I don’t care,” but I’m just throwing it out there in case there are some people out there who are completely besotted by the Avril-Brody Jenner-Deryck Whibley triangle of love.
Here we have photos of Avril and Deryck, partying on a boat together in Saint Tropez, looking all touchy-feely and like they’re about to bone below deck. Avril’s supposed boyfriend, Brody Jenner, was nowhere to be found.
One thing I can give this guy (aside from my express permission to take Batboy back should he so desire)? He looks much better with dark hair. MUCH better. Almost Orlando Bloom-like. And maybe that’s precisely what Avril’s seeing lately, too.
June 27, 2011 at 9:30 am by Sarah
Well isn’t this just cozy. You know, I know that Avril Lavigne has been dating Brody Jenner for a minute, and Brody Jenner is Kim Kardashian’s half-brother or step-brother or whatever, but it never really dawned on me that Avril and Kim would have any kind of connection on any level other than, like, similar vaginal swabs (they’re probably both pretty dank down there). But alas, the impossible can be done – the deceptively lovely Kim faces off with the apparently nasty Avril and guys? They look like they get along pretty well, actually.
And by ‘get along pretty well,’ of course I mean ‘Kim’s way embarrassed to be seen with someone who looks so much like Bat Boy.’
March 9, 2011 at 10:30 am by Sarah
Damn. Have we ever seen Avril Lavigne look as good as she does in this spread for the Italian version of Vanity Fair? I think not.
In fact, it was just a couple of weeks ago that were were discussing how tired her look is and how odd her relationship with Brody Jenner is. I guess if she dresses anything like this in her downtime, we now have a better understanding of the former.
Sponge that girl off and make up her Batboy face and you’ve got quite a looker. It’s almost inspiring.
February 6, 2011 at 8:00 am by Molls
Color me a moron, but how the fuck are these two still together?
Everything I know about Avril Lavigne (bratty Canadian pop-princess who’s had the same hair since 2003) and Brody Jenner (spoiled white boy/son of a celebrity athlete with a penchant for Barbie-like girls) says that they shouldn’t work together. If I had to imagine these two at home, it would just be a long series of arguments where Brody wants Avril to shut up and “just act normal” and Avril wants Brody to go skateboarding and rip the heads off rodents.
This relationship just screams “ongoing publicity stunt” to me. Except we don’t see them out together all that often and they’ve yet to pay a visit to Brody’s dad while the Keeping Up With The Kardashians cameras were around. I’m truly puzzled (but I do love her shoes!)
What do you think it is that keeps these two desperates together?