It’s not that I’m interested in seeing the movie (hell no!), I’m actually rather more intrigued by how creepy and lecherous Ashton Kutcher is being with Lea Michele in the...
See that photo? That was posted on Ashton‘s Twitter page, complete with the caption “Country Giving,” whatever the hell that means. What’s he giving? Is he secluding... “I might have been a bump in the road – but for someone to file for divorce, obviously it was a long time coming. They obviously had issues way before I came into the... I’ve said it before, and I’ll tell you again: Ashton and Demi are total weirdos. They just might be meant to be. No, I know: Ashton sticks it everywhere, and Demi is insecure... We’re supposed to, what, feel bad for this asshat? Are we supposed to be all weepy and sentimental because a doofy douchebag couldn’t keep his juvenile penis in his pants and... The Associated Press and Harvey Levin’s Twitter simultaneously broke the news that Demi Moore is for sure, for serious, for realsies, divorcing Ashton Kutcher.
If you thought to... Oh, Ashton. Bless your confused little heart. I know it’s been a rough couple of months, buddy, but hang in there! Sure, everyone hates you, but it’s always darkest before... “How do you fire Jo [sic] Pa? #insult #noclass as a hawkeye fan I find it in poor taste.”
Um. Um? What exactly is in poor taste, Ashton? I believe your character limit is a bit... Can’t you just see it now? Bruce Willis just railing into Ashton for all his indiscretions, getting just a little too in his face, landing a few of his Bruce Willis spit bubbles on... According to sources close to Ashton and Demi:
“Demi didn’t come on the actual shooting set or anything — she never does — but she spent the day on the lot in his... “He [Ashton] really takes everything so seriously, but then he would also make me laugh so hard and play pranks on me [during the filming of New Year’s Eve]. One day, I opened... Tell me this doesn’t look like two people going through hell. But what’s Kutcher‘s deal? Is he, like, truly remorseful for what he did and wants to make the marriage with...
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