Oh, so you mean it’s real then. Or, at least as “real” as a relationship between two complete f-cking morons can be, anyway, right? Sources close to Demi claim that the...
So, there’s a part of me that really, really wants to be OK with this, because anything’s better than Chris f-cking Brown. But the other, more rational, more operational part... Ugh, how sad. From Entertainmentwise:
Worried that Demi’s efforts could lead her back to rehab, a concerned friend told Grazia magazine: “Demi definitely isn’t over him... Well that was pretty fast, huh? Remember the one chick that Ashton was busted hanging out with overseas? The chick he said was ‘just a friend’? Sources are saying that the girl... In my teenagerhood, I paid a lot more attention to print campaigns. Is that weird? But yeah, I’d tear out and keep any fashion spreads I liked and then pin them to my door. I feel... Hey! Remember a scant few days ago when Charlie Sheen phoned TMZ and said he was “tired of pretending Ashton doesn’t suck“?
Sorry about that, Ashton!
Charlie would like to... “I’m tired of pretending Ashton doesn’t suck. I’m tired of lying … I’m tired of pretending the show doesn’t suck … I’m tired of... You know, there’s not a whole lot that seriously bugs me. I’m honestly pretty laid-back and easygoing, and I’m definitely more of a live-and-let-live kind of girl than I... Yup, I spent the last few hours racking my brain over who the most obnoxious, most heinous celebrities were of 2011 and though there were probably, like, eighty-six I could have placed on... And would you expect anything else? Well, maybe, yes. Maybe if we were dealing with a man who actually had scruples and was entirely remorseful about cheating on a woman who was too good... Oh, Lea Michele. It is so totally obvious that you are madly in love with Ashton Kutcher (with whom you costar in the universally-panned New Year’s Eve).
And everything you say in... In an appropriately-timed new interview release, Lea Michele talks to NY Mag about being cast opposite Ashton Kutcher in their upcoming flick, New Year’s Day, and it’s as...
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