5I’m Just Going to Leave These Photos of Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher’s Totally Friendly Hand-Holding Vacation Right Here For You Guys, OK?
Hey, look! Remember how I told you guys that these two were going away on some tropical vacation together? Because they did, and here’s a few pictures to prove it. Also, they’re holding hands. I don’t care how long you’ve been friends, you don’t generally go ’round holding hands with someone that you’ve spoken out against so vehemently about not dating. Because Mila Kunis, shut up already. We know that you’re in a relationship of sorts with Ashton Kutcher. Can we just go on to avoiding the interview questions that assume you guys are together? Because denying these things … well, it’s just starting to look silly all over the place, now, isn’t it?
Can we just get these two at a red carpet event together already? Because, despite the fact that I pretty much abhor Ashton Kutcher and everything he stands for, I’m still a That 70′s Show closet fan at heart, and I positively love this pairing. I also think that if these two were to hit up a red carpet event already, the world would be aghast at so much physical beauty in two people—two people who also happen to be boning. One another.
August 8, 2012 at 7:30 am by Sarah
From Page Six:
Ashton Kutcher has whisked Mila Kunis on a romantic vacation to Bali, Page Six can reveal. The actor, still going through a divorce with Demi Moore, has taken Kunis to a five-star resort on Bali’s southern peninsula. Suites include wooden four-poster beds, a sunken indoor bathtub and ultra-private pools.
Sources tell us the pair, who met 14 years ago while starring on “That ’70s Show” together, are now making no secret of their romance despite earlier attempts to stay out of the public eye.
One source said, “Ashton was Mila’s first kiss while on ‘That ’70s Show,’ so they’ve always had a special bond. They started dating in the spring, and things have recently become more serious.”
Aww. Fourteen years. Fourteen years these guys have been in lust with one another, and pretending to be in lust with one another, and actually in lust with one another. Isn’t it just fitting that, after all of this time and Demi Moore stuff and cheating with girls who have pretty nice boobs, these two would end up together in sunken tubs in Bali? Because if you took all of the squickiness away from this situation, and from Ashton Kutcher‘s taking-himself-way-too-serious thing that he does so well, then you’d have a pretty cute couple, here, guys. But alas, that’s not the case, and it’s kind of squicky and weird and definitely off-putting because we know just how seriously Ashton Kutcher takes himself. Because BALI. What’s next, kisses atop the Eiffel Tower? A proposal written in the sky by a plane? This is SERIOUS, y’all.
August 1, 2012 at 4:30 pm by Sarah
Honest to God, when I was typing that headline, I actually wrote “Asshton” instead of “Ashton.” And I’m still laughing.
Steve Jobs had a reputation for being a genius, but also for being difficult to work with, and it seemsAshton Kutcher, who is playing the late Apple founder in a new movie, is taking his character’s traits a little too much to heart, RadarOnline.com is exclusively reporting.
A person working on the indie film, Jobs: Get Inspired tells Radar that the actor refuses to “come out of character” after the cameras stop rolling and that even during lunch he “doesn’t crack.”
“He’s not been nice to people on set. He’s been really mean to everyone, even when he’s off camera,” the source says — going on to claim that Ashton is taking the role so seriously that he won’t even let his rumored fling Mila Kunis on set because she’s a distraction and “he’ll break character.”
“I’ve heard that on Two and a Half Men Ashton is really cool and friendly, even to the extras, and a great guy — that he’s friendly with everyone and goofs around, but it’s been the polar opposite on this movie.”
The insider says that at first he didn’t understand why Ashton was being so terrible to people even when the cameras weren’t rolling, but he was quickly filled in.
“I didn’t understand when he started yelling at people. A PA had to explain to me that Ashton was insistent on staying in character at all times on set. I’m pretty sure this a whole new way of acting for him, it’s kind of bizarre. There was preparing for a scene the other day where he had to fire a bunch of people and he got himself really worked up. We were taking a break between filming and sitting around relaxing when Ashton walked past and screamed at us, “If you are just gonna sit in these fu**king cubicles like you’re at home you might as well stay at home.
“Everyone thought he was actually yelling at us to leave, we didn’t realize first of all that he was just ‘being in character.’
“When it came to shooting the actual scene though it played out completely differently. On camera he walks down the hallway and a guy asks ‘are you gonna fire us all?’ And he replies ‘probably’ and walks out. Maybe he decided the screaming option didn’t play so well!
“I think there’s a lot of pressure on Ashton so that’s why he’s being so meticulous about the part, and why he’s being so method. He wants to be taken seriously as an actor and sees this as his big chance.
“Well, he’s certainly got the method acting down to a T- when it comes to that he could give Marlon Brando and Al Pacino a run for their money!
Method acting is just so dumb. If you’re unable to get into character whenever you need to, then you probably shouldn’t be acting: there, I said it. During any given rehearsal or day of shooting, if you’re only able to muster up the strength to get into character once, then you really need to reconsider what you’re doing. You should know your character well enough, mentally and physically, on call. And it’s not only that, but method acting is really unnecessarily draining on the actor. I was doing a show one time, and the male lead had never acted before at all, and he kept trying to be all method, but his character was a man whose four-year-old son had just been hit by a car and died, and it’s like “hey, friend, you don’t have to force yourself into this horribly dark space in your head, and also it’s time for a dinner break and you’re being super weird over pizza.”
But man, that Ashton. What an asshole, huh?
July 27, 2012 at 5:30 pm by Emily
Now that we have this out of the way, I can tell you—this is Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis sucking face and generally grinding all over one another at the wrap party for that Steve Jobs movie, in which Ashton Kutcher plays the role of late Steve Jobs.
Nothing to see here, folks (except what’s in the gallery). Let’s just keep the line moving, shall we?
July 23, 2012 at 6:30 am by Sarah
One would think that in the wake of some pretty serious public family drama that one (or a few) wouldn’t be so keen to ax off a member of your family (especially a other), but then, one (or a few) would need more than three brain cells a piece to draw the conclusion that pettiness sometimes has adverse effects, then finding out someone’s gone forever and after that, nothing changes.
God. Some people are just so stupid.
A new report says that Demi‘s three daughters, Rumer, Tallulah, and Scout, are considering getting a restraining order against their mother, who—gasp!—is trying to contact them in order to repair whatever brokenness is happening in their relationship.
The source at Radar Online says:
“Rumer, Scout and Tallulah are seriously considering taking out a restraining order against Demi to stop her from contacting them. They made it clear to her weeks ago that they do not want to talk to her right now but she is still trying to contact them. … Demi has been calling them incessantly and emailing them, leaving them tearful messages and begging them to call her and the girls are sick of it. It is a really drastic measure and not something they are considering lightly but they just feel like they want some peace and quiet.”
To me it just looks like the three young girls are being ungrateful little bitches and trying to bail on one too-obviously disturbed mother who probably hasn’t even been the worst mother in the world at all. To take the time to even talk to their mom, to try to work through their problems would probably cut in on precious f-cking scrubby-looking young men, posing nude, and trying to sing their way (in a sub-par way) to stardom, and heaven forbid they stop their bid for undue fame for forty f-cking seconds.
I’m just thankful that my little family unit is far, far away from the glare of the Hollywood spotlight, or really, any spotlight whatsoever. People can be so f-cked up when they know everyone’s watching, you know?
July 17, 2012 at 10:30 am by Sarah
And if the continuous stream of Mila-and-Ashton pictures haven’t convince you that there’s definitely something more than friends happening here, then I don’t know what to tell you. Maybe a full-on sex tape might convince you otherwise. I think that’s what I’m holding out for, anyway.
We recently saw Mila and Ashton on vacation together, and despite Mila’s vehement protests that the two are not totally sleeping together, they were photographed another six or eight times hanging out with friends, going to dinner, riding in cars together, and now wrapped around one another in a restaurant. But no, they’re not dating. They’re not sleeping together, and honestly, they really can’t stand one another. Isn’t that what we’re about to hear?
What I don’t understand is why the two just won’t own it. A dating-Mila admittance would do wonders for Ashton’s reputation, because almost everybody loves Mila, and it’d almost (but not really) redeem Ashton from the whole cheating-on-Demi thing, because it makes a hell of a lot more sense for Ashton to be with Mila rather than a woman twice his age with whom he has absolutely nothing in common with other than being famous.
Also, it’d be kind of nice for Mila to get her married with kids thing going. If you guys read her last interview, you know that’s all she really wants anyway:
This isn’t the right time for me to have one, but I do want a family. I’d rather be in love and have a baby than have a movie.
So does she mean “this” isn’t the right time for her because she’s dating a douchebag whose sole purpose is hot sex, or does it mean that she’s just not interested in settling down right now with anyone in particular? I don’t know. These two make me tired. Either they are or they aren’t, because it’s almost getting to the point where things are getting boring and stale now. Let’s just get things moving along here, now, OK?