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Ashton Kutcher Looks Pretty Good As Steve Jobs In The Jobs Trailer

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Ashton Kutcher resembling Steve Jobs is one of the more surprising things I’ve realized but now that I see it, I can’t un-see it. The trailer for his film, Jobs, is out. The title is  confusing, but he plays Apple founder Steve Jobs. The trailer uses Macklemore and Ryan Lewis’ “Can’t Hold Us”, which is the same song that’s used in the Microsoft Outlook commercials. Haha.

What do you guys think of the trailer, and of Kutcher as Jobs? Will you see it, or do you agree that he’s one of the 20 most hated celebs?

Are Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher Getting Married in the UK?

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Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher are the weirdest couple ever, but it looks like they’re here to stay a while longer because rumour has it they may be planning a wedding in the UK in the near future. Mila’s been filming Jupiter Ascending over “across the pond”, as they say (I hate that expression) and apparently the couple have grown fond of it. I don’t blame them on that front – I miss England every day and can’t wait to get back.

Anyhoo, from The Daily Star (so BIG grain of salt suggested):

Because the Hollywood couple have set their hearts on tying the knot in Britain once Ashton’s divorce from ex Demi Moore, 50, is finalised.

They’ve even started drawing up a list of Blighty’s best locations for the nuptials.

A friend of the hot pair told us: “Mila and Ashton have fallen in love with the UK.

“They are desperate to get married as soon as possible because they want to start a family and are slightly old-fashioned about these things.

“The first place they thought of was Stonehenge, but they’ve also been looking at the Royal Pavilion in Brighton.

“Mila loves the idea of a stately home or something in the English countryside.”

“Although the venue may be spectacular, the wedding itself will be low-key.

“It’s expected it will just be Ashton, Mila and a few family and friends.”

Well, that sounds like a blast. Good for them! Or something. I don’t know, I don’t have much to say today, I guess. May these two live on in sweatpanted Punk’d heaven.

Ashton Kutcher Likes Country Music But It Don’t Like Him

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I’m not sure what’s the bigger surprise here, that Ashton Kutcher likes country music enough to go an entire festival dedicated to it or that he got in a fight while there with a security guard. (Hint: neither is all that shocking.) Anyway, both happened last weekend, as Mr Punk’d headed to the Stagecoach festival in Indio, California (home of Coachella, where all other celebrities in existence were earlier this month) and got into it with an “overzealous” member of the security team while he was trying to watch Dwight Yoakam. Okay, sure, why not?

From TMZ:

According to our sources, Kutcher was in the VIP area near the stage to check out Nick 13 and Dwight Yoakam … when a woman approached him to say hi and shake his hand. We’re told when Kutcher went to greet the woman, security intervened and shoved the two of them … and chaos ensued.

Our sources say Kutcher and the security guard went at it, each violently shoving the other. Ashton’s friends had to restrain him. We’re told the guard demanded that Kutcher be ejected, but Ashton left on his own.

Eyewitnesses tell TMZ … Ashton was NOT the aggressor. They say the security guard was overzealous and out of line.

We reached out to Kutcher’s rep for comment … so far, no word back.

Listen, there’s no use telling me that Ashton wasn’t the aggressor, because he will always be the aggressor. He aggressively assaults my eyes and ears by existing in the public eye.

Here Are The Top 20 Most Hated Celebs In Hollywood…And Chris Brown Isn’t Even In The Top 5

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Chris Brown is a hated celebrity but apparently not as much as Anne Hathaway (which James Franco totally gets, btw). Star magazine released their super scientific list of top 20 most hated Hollywood celebrities. Weirdly Jay Leno is more hated than Chris Brown, which is making me laugh really hard. Here’s the stupid list:

20. Chris Brown
19. Jesse James
18. Taylor Swift
17. Shia LaBeouf
16. Lindsay Lohan
15. Angelina Jolie
14. Jay Leno
13. Ashton Kutcher
12. LeAnn Rimes
10 and 11. Kris Jenner and Kim Kardashian
9. Anne Hathaway
8. Justin Bieber
7. Madonna
6. Matt Lauer
5. Katherine Heigl
4. John Mayer
3. Jennifer Lopez
2. Kristen Stewart
1. Gwyneth Paltrow

This is a pretty good list. I’m shocked to see that Kanye West isn’t on here. I love him but I thought he was one of the most hated people around. I’m not sure if he’s psyched or pissed not to be included. I also didn’t realize that people hated Matt Lauer this much. Damn. Too bad this poll was taken after Justin Bieber’s idiotic Anne Frank statement or I’m sure he would be higher up. Kristen Stewart now has the dubious honor of being one of the most hated and least attractive female celebrities. Hey, good for her! At least she’s good at stuff!

Who is your ultimate most hated celebrity?

Beyoncé, Jay-Z, Britney Spears and 11 Other Celebrities Get Hacked, Are Really Rich

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Another day, another celebrity hacking. This time it’s not tits and ass we’re getting a peek at, but rather private financial information of some of Hollywood’s biggest stars (and a few politicians, too). Surprise: they’re all rich! Filthy rich!

From TMZ:

Twelve big celebs and political figures, including Jay-Z, Beyonce, are the victims of a hacker who has posted detailed information about what appears to be their finances … and we’ve learned law enforcement is on the case.

A website — we’re not disclosing the name — has posted social security numbers, mortgage amounts, credit card info, car loans, banking and other info of major celebs.  In addition to Beyonce and Jay-Z … the site has snagged financial dossiers of Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton, Mel Gibson, Ashton Kutcher, Joe Biden, Robert Mueller, Hillary Clinton, Eric Holder and LAPD Chief Charlie Beck.

The site was not able to get a lot on Joe Biden or Hillary Clinton, but most of the others on the list have had their financial info compromised.

Law enforcement sources tell TMZ … the LAPD has already launched an investigation.  We’re told the FBI is looking into it.

Damn. Donald Trump and Britney Spears were also added to this list soon after the initial report emerged. Basically nothing is private anymore, not even the financial information of big stars who can, presumably, pay or extra security measures to keep this info from getting out. It’s unclear what anyone would be able to do with this info since presumably, if you tried to steal money from these people, you’d have a damn hard time getting away with it, but maybe I’m just not up on the latest criminal approaches. Not really my scene.

I’m sure we’ll see some more celebs added to this list in the coming weeks. How much do you want to bet that since this is involving famous people, the perps will be caught and in jail by week’s end? Everyone knows Hollywood personalities are important than real crimes affecting regular people.

Demi Moore Finally Filed For Divorce From Ashton Kutcher

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Sure, it’s taken nearly two years for Demi Moore to file for divorce from estranged husband and Mila Kunis sweatpants hater Ashton Kutcher (despite the fact that he filed his own back in December), but she’s been busy, okay? Between doing whip its and going on yoga retreats, there just haven’t been enough hours in the day. Don’t worry, though – the paperwork has finally been put in and Demi will be left recreating that pottery scene from Ghost, because Ashton will be out of her life 4eva. What makes this even better? She wants spousal support!

From People:

More than a year after they split and nearly three months after Kutcher filed for divorce, the actress finally responded Thursday in Los Angeles Superior Court, seeking to have her ex pay both spousal support and attorney fees.

Moore, 50, citing the usual “irreconcilable differences” for the split, is now headed for a possible courtroom battle with Kutcher, 35, over the financial terms to end their six-year marriage.

Although no children are at issue, the financial stakes are high: Kutcher last year reportedly earned $24 million from the CBS hit Two and a Half Men.

LOL (and I’m not referring to that awful movie she was in with Miley Cyrus). This bitch has some nerve asking for spousal support, especially since they broke up so damn long ago and he presumably hasn’t been paying her way since then. Hang on, I think I’ll call my high school girlfriend and ask her to pay my rent for the rest of the year. Pffft.

Ashton Kutcher Gets Punk’d and a 12-year-old Gets Arrested For It

Man, times sure are changing. When I was a kid, a good prank was calling someone and asking for Seymour Butts or Anita Mann, which either makes me sound like I grew up in the ’50s or I’m a character from The Simpsons. These days, shit is getting serious – there’s apparently something called “swatting” that’s all the rage at the moment. Basically, kids (and unemployed adults with no common sense) call authorities to report a serious crime, hoping it’ll get a SWAT team on the scene. That’s it. There’s nothing else to it. I once called 911 accidentally as a kid and nearly shit myself, so I can’t imagine doing this deliberately, but that’s exactly what a 12-year-old did… to Ashton Kutcher.

From The Los Angeles Times:

A 12-year-old who allegedly made prank calls to police that in one incident sent officers rushing to actor Ashton Kutcher’s home was charged Thursday with making false bomb threats and other counts related to “swatting.”

The term “swatting” refers to prank calls reporting a violent crime with the aim of earning a tactical police response that may include a SWAT team.

The incident at Kutcher’s home on Arrowhead Drive occurred in early October. Police received the report through a TTY device, generally used by deaf people to type text over the telephone, and responded as if it were a true emergency.

They briefly held some workers there at gunpoint before reaching Kutcher and concluding it was a hoax.

The 12-year-old, whose name is not being released because of his age, also allegedly made a prank call to police about a week after the Kutcher incident, saying there was an emergency at a Wells Fargo Bank on Wilshire Boulevard, according to a news release from the Los Angeles County district attorney’s office.

The boy is scheduled to be arraigned in Eastlake Juvenile Court on Friday and will face two felony counts each of making false bomb threats and computer intrusion, the district attorney’s office said.

When I was in 7th grade, some girl named Courtney called in a bomb threat to our middle school and we got to spend all afternoon out on the bleachers behind the football field while firemen combed the building. Nothing turned up and Courtney was expelled, and we never heard anything about her since. Let this be a lesson, pre-teens. No good comes from crime!

In all seriousness, swatting is stupid as hell and so pointless, I can’t even fathom how it became a thing. Not to mention that emergency workers have actual jobs to do and don’t need to put up with idiots who have nothing better to do than report fake crimes. Still, it’s kind of hilarious that this happened to Ashton because of the whole Punk’d thing and because he’s a toolbox who probably shit himself when the police turned up. I wonder if Mila was there at the time?