Today's Evil Beet Gossip
Ashton Kutcher

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We’re starting to get in some of the first images of Ashton Kutcher as the assistant coach of the freshman football team at LA’s Harvard-Westlake school. Wearing a Kabbalah bracelet. God bless Los Angeles.

Supporting the Kiddo!

You guys, something wonderful has happened in the past few hours. I left the office around three feeling grumpy and annoyed with the world. I was just in one of those little funks where, despite the fact that my life is essentially perfect, I’m still like “I never get what I want, nothing is fair, why do I even try, I’m so over...