Ashton Kutcher is a pretty passionate Twitterer. He was the first to reach one million followers beating out CNN. He actually issued a little challenge, promising to knock on the door of Ted Turner’s home if he was able to outrace CNN to the one million mark. No one said he was the brightest bulb on the tree.
Anyway, blogger Jonah Perreti made a joke that he was offended that he tweeted a message to Kutcher and didn’t get a reply. Read here for the full explanation and the recording of the message he received on his answering machine from Kutcher himself. I guess it’s nice that he cares, but again-not the brightest bulb on the tree.
May 8, 2009 at 12:59 pm by Wendie
Ashton Kutcher tweeted his wife’s ass on Twitter. That makes him a twat, right? It would make him an ex-husband if he were married to me, but I’ve never been tolerant of men who refer to their spouses as “wifey” anyway. Ah, that pesky Nikon celebrity endorser…
Demi Moore seriously has the best ass for a forty-six-year-old. Is this a result of Kabbalah? Because, I just tied about eighteen red strings around my wrist and I’ve already lost two pounds. And I’m feeling way more holier. Than thou, that is.
March 23, 2009 at 6:55 am by Wendie
Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore take in New Orleans Saints game against the Atlanta Falcons at the Georgia Dome.
I have to admit, I was one of the doubters of these two, but I’ve become a believer. They still seem genuinely in love. More power to them, I suppose.
November 10, 2008 at 10:34 pm by Evil Beet
Photos of Ashton Kutcher cheering on the high-school football team he coaches will never cease to entertain me.
October 13, 2008 at 6:30 am by Evil Beet
We’re starting to get in some of the first images of Ashton Kutcher as the assistant coach of the freshman football team at LA’s Harvard-Westlake school.
Wearing a Kabbalah bracelet.
God bless Los Angeles.
September 13, 2008 at 12:15 am by Evil Beet
The freshman football team at LA’s exclusive Harvard-Westlake school just got a whole lot cooler than varsity.
Ashton Kutcher is their new assistant coach.
And, no, it’s not for a role. “I asked him why he wanted to coach,” said the head coach of the team about Ashton’s interview process. “He said he’s a dad, he has three daughters, and none of them are into sports. He loves football, and he said heâ€™d always wanted to coach.”
Ashton will attend practice five days a week and receive a salary for the gig. I just think this is funny because I bet there were a handful of frosh dudes who made the varsity or JV teams and acted like they were the fucking coolest thing ever because of it and now the guys they were being dicks to are all like, “Yeah, dude, enjoy playing on JV. I’ll be there next year. This year, though, I’m just gonna enjoy getting head from every chick in school because Ashton Kutcher is my fucking football coach. Peace.”
And don’t waste your time scrutinizing every inch of the team’s website for Ashton’s contact info or naked locker room photos — neither is there. I already looked. A lot.