Ashton Kutcher just updated his Twitter with a note about his ex-love and Just Married co-star, Brittany Murphy. The two dated around the time they made the movie and at what seemed to be the peak of both of their careers.
Beyonce’s sister Solange doesn’t seem to be taking the news particularly well herself, but is unable to to muster up much more than the fact that she’s shocked.
And some loser with a face that resembles a honey ham decides to take this moment to warn Lindsay Lohan that if she doesn’t clean up, she’ll be six feet under, too.
However, Sara Gilbert aka Darlene from Roseanne, chimed in with a kind word.
December 20, 2009 at 12:40 pm by Molls
Well, if you need another example of why you should never listen to your boyfriend when it comes to your career: look at January Jones. The actress, who has risen to fame over the last couple years in her role as Mrs. Draper on the hit show Mad Men, says that when she used to date Ashton Kutcher back in the day, he actually told her to give up on acting all together.
January spoke to GQ this month and the interview (in addition to a gorgeous photo spread, ’cause she’s a pretty lady like that) goes in to detail about how she let her hater (Kutcher) be her motivator. “[He] was not supportive of my acting. He was like, I don’t think you’re going to be good at this. So – f— you! He only has nice things to say now – if anything, I should thank him. Because the minute you tell me I can’t do something, that’s when I’m most motivated.”
This is why! This is exactly why you never listen to boyfriends about career advice, people! (You hear me Miley and your deleted Twitter!?!) Only you know what’s best for you and no one knows your limitations, not even you. So screw whoever is saying you’re going to fail, let them marry Demi Moore and then you go off and be fabulous. All of you!
October 13, 2009 at 11:11 am by Molls
Tough life for Jennifer Garner. At home she gets to make out with Ben Affleck and at work she gets to do the same with Ashton Kutcher. The two locked lips while filming a scene for their new movie Valentine’s Day, in which Kutcher’s character proposes to Garner’s on a romantic bridge. While it doesn’t exactly seem like the two have much chemistry, I’m really envious of what a hard day’s work means for the two of them.
August 30, 2009 at 10:00 am by Molls
“If the fat people just gave the skinny people more food, we could all just eat… We could solve obesity and hunger at the same time.”
Nobel Prize winning genius Ashton Kutcher on his plan to end world hunger.
August 9, 2009 at 10:26 am by Kelly
They’ve been married an eternity in Hollywood time, but the bond between Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore still seems to be strong. Ashton’s been promoting his new movie, Spread, where he plays a male hooker — the Film.com film critic summarized it to me by saying “Ashton has about forty sex scenes. I’d lend you a copy but I’d be afraid of what would be on it when you gave it back.”
At the red carpet event for Spread, he spoke to People magazine about how Demi Moore gets more beautiful every day. “Doesn’t she?” he said. “I don’t know – I’m trying to figure it out. I so see it, man. She becomes more beautiful to me by the minute, and I don’t know what it is. She’s got the magic thing.”
It’s heartwarming to see such a loving Hollywood couple, but I have to wonder how this’ll work out in the long run. When he’s 50, Ashton will be a distinguished, witty, swoon-worthy George Clooney type, and Demi will be a 60-something woman. Will Ashton be able to turn away all the 22-year-olds throwing themselves at him? You know what? I hope so.
August 4, 2009 at 2:57 pm by Evil Beet
At a rowdy 18 year old’s birthday party, you might expect the restaurant or the ladies bathroom to get trashed, but not the birthday girl’s 15 year old sister.
The Moore – Kutcher – Willis clan got together this past Friday night to celebrate Scout Willis’ 18th birthday with a 20′s flapper-style bash at L.A. restaurant Cicada. Guests included Dita Von Teese, Marisa Tomei, and Rumer Willis, doing her best to let everyone know exactly what kind of underwear she was wearing.
But the real star of the night was the youngest Willis girl, Tallulah Belle, who spent the night smoking, drinking, and hitting on older men. She reportedly ended the night by stumbling out of the restaurant with a pack of cigarettes and a pack of her friends, who attempted to keep her upright on her walk of shame to a waiting vehicle. Step dad of the year, Ashton Kutcher, looked none to happy about it either.
Now, to be honest, the drink the paps have circled in the above picture looks like nothing more than ice water– which may be damning enough evidence in itself, since no one drinks ice water at a party unless they’ve already gone overboard with the alcohol. If you’re going strictly non-alcoholic, you’ll have either soda, or juice, or a Redbull in your glass.
She’s also shoeless– another likely sign of inebriation– and in the pictures of her leaving the restaurant, she is quite clearly carrying a pack of cigarettes.