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21Stars Without Makeup: Ashley Tisdale

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Hey, guys, look: it’s Ashley Tisdale, and she’s not wearing any makeup. :X

See, it’s these kinds of photos make me so happy. Gleeful, even. And you know why? Not because of that “without all the makeup, celebrities are just like us BS” excuse, even though it’s true—but because if you have the right stylists and makeup artists and wardrobe specialists, we could all be f-cking Angelina Jolie and Halle Berry. I mean, have you seen those women without their faces on? Yeah, because for the most part, they look just like anyone else off the street, and so does Ashley. Honestly. If she walked down my street looking like this, I probably wouldn’t even bat an eye. I might even throw a few ones at her, because she sort of looks like my papergirl, and I’d WHIP them instead of being all thoughtful and nice and tucking them underneath the welcome mat like a nice lady would because she’s a real big bitch who pelts my paper at my front door like she’s trying to break it down.

Actually, I guess you kind of suck in your own special way, Ashley Tisdale, and now? Well, now I may never like you.

April 17, 2012 at 4:30 pm by Sarah

4Love It or Leave It: Ashley Tisdale and Her Boots

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Normally, I love a good pair of boots. Ankle boots, mid-calf, knee-high, even a pair of thigh highs every now and then (Courtney Stodden’s stripper boots don’t count). But these things that are on Ashley Tisdale‘s feet right here? No. No, Ashley. Do those lace up all the way from the toes? What does that even mean?

You want a piece of advice, Ashley? Just go naked. The next time you think these boots are a good idea, just go naked instead. I think you’ll get further in life.

December 27, 2011 at 4:30 am by Emily
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3Leah Remini Does Funny or Die (Ashley Tisdale Does, Too, But It’s More ‘Die’ Than ‘Funny’)

Isn’t Leah Remini the greatest? And do we remember her way back in the Saved by the Bell days, when she played Zack’s summer love interest, Stacey Carosi, who was the daughter of the guy who ran the beach club where the gang all stayed? That was just THE LIMIT.

Also, this is as close as I’ve ever gotten to watching Toddlers & Tiaras. Tell me, readers, is this how it really goes? Because if it is … we are gonna have a lot of messed up, entitled, twattish girls down the road, as if we don’t already have enough the way it is.

September 28, 2011 at 4:30 am by Sarah

4Is Zac Efron Hooking Up With Ashley Tisdale?

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LOL Nah, dude - Zac Efron only goes for hot, head-giving Victoria’s Secret-esque chicks now that he’s through with Vanessa Hudgens’ beat-ass vadge.

Zac Efron was photographed with his less famous former co-star Ashley Tisdale during girlfriend’s 26th party this past weekend, and aside from the photo as evidence, we have Ashley’s too-excited Tweet for backup:

“So happy zacary made it to my party! He’s my brother/best friend!”

Any by “brother/best friend,” I’m assuming she means that her agent paid him at least a day-and-a-half’s salary for him to make an appearance at her birthday bash, you know?

Happy belated, Ashley! Hope all your dreams come true, girl!

July 4, 2011 at 12:30 pm by Sarah

6Ashley Tisdale Got Naked for ‘Allure’

Ashley Tisdale and Vanessa Hudgens have more in common than just High School Musical. That’s right, they’ve both got nude photos out there, but unlike Vanessa, Ashley’s was released with her permission by Allure.

Normally when stars start having nude photos of themselves published, it’s because they’ve reached rock-bottom and are dying to have their name back in the headlines or because they’ve realized that that’s pretty much all they’re good for. Why Ashley chose to strip down isn’t totally clear to me, but you can feel free to check her out after the jump… (more…)

April 12, 2011 at 4:30 am by Molls
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25Ashley Tisdale’s New Video

Here’s the thing:  If you work for Disney, and then you grow up, you must do something to distance yourself from The Mouse.  You must either have a quickie wedding in Vegas followed by a marriage that lasts 55 hours, or make a sex tape, or accept a movie role playing a prostitute.  If you’re Ashley Tisdale, it’s all about the slutty music video, complete with sultry camera gazes.

What do we think of her new song, “Crank It Up”?  Overproduced?  Weak vocals?  I’m rocking out to an old Bangles CD right now, so I’m no one to judge.

October 7, 2009 at 12:22 pm by Wendie
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