0Ashley Tisdale’s Fan Tweeted Her Over 18k Times On Twitter

Ashley Tisdale has well over 9 million followers on twitter (who knew?!) and one of them got a liiiiiiittle too invested. Ms. Tisdale’s Twitter profile says “My official twitter page!! Hoping my tweets inspire you :)” and one fan got too inspired and has, to date, sent her over 18,000 tweets, filled with creepy goodness.

Some examples from TMZ:

My body is yours & even as friends I f***in love how I make u feel like mom maybe we both got issues cuz nobody’s perfect.

I’ll never lose u baby even in 20 years til infinity you’ll always b my best friend

Let it all out on me u can have my heart put a lock on it throw away the key & my soul is yours to keep

The tweeter also apparently showed up at her house. Yikes.

Okay…Ashley Tisdale though? Why Ashley Tisdale? Is it the whole High School Musical thing? People are suspecting the tweeter is a man but I think it’s a chick who got it into her head that she and Ashley Tisdale are BFFs or like sisters.

You can see Ms. Tisdale in Scary Movie 5 along with Lohan and Sheen and it’s sure to be a wonderful use of both time and money.

May 14, 2013 at 3:30 pm by Catherine St. Ives

4Ashley Tisdale Vs. Selena Gomez: Who’d You Rather?

Here’s a photo of the two friends at the Soho House in West Hollywood while celebrating a Coach-sponsored event, and they both look pretty hot (though, in my most humble of opinions, one is significantly hotter than the other).

Who would you rather—Ashley or Selena?

January 30, 2013 at 2:30 pm by Sarah

4Ashley Tisdale: Hot or Not?

This girl, guys. This girl. I’m so torn trying to figure out whether she’s totally hot, or whether she’s a but-her face (butterface, whatever). That being said!

Ashley Tisdale—hot or not?

January 17, 2013 at 3:30 pm by Sarah

21Stars Without Makeup: Ashley Tisdale

Hey, guys, look: it’s Ashley Tisdale, and she’s not wearing any makeup. :X

See, it’s these kinds of photos make me so happy. Gleeful, even. And you know why? Not because of that “without all the makeup, celebrities are just like us BS” excuse, even though it’s true—but because if you have the right stylists and makeup artists and wardrobe specialists, we could all be f-cking Angelina Jolie and Halle Berry. I mean, have you seen those women without their faces on? Yeah, because for the most part, they look just like anyone else off the street, and so does Ashley. Honestly. If she walked down my street looking like this, I probably wouldn’t even bat an eye. I might even throw a few ones at her, because she sort of looks like my papergirl, and I’d WHIP them instead of being all thoughtful and nice and tucking them underneath the welcome mat like a nice lady would because she’s a real big bitch who pelts my paper at my front door like she’s trying to break it down.

Actually, I guess you kind of suck in your own special way, Ashley Tisdale, and now? Well, now I may never like you.

April 17, 2012 at 4:30 pm by Sarah

4Love It or Leave It: Ashley Tisdale and Her Boots

Normally, I love a good pair of boots. Ankle boots, mid-calf, knee-high, even a pair of thigh highs every now and then (Courtney Stodden’s stripper boots don’t count). But these things that are on Ashley Tisdale‘s feet right here? No. No, Ashley. Do those lace up all the way from the toes? What does that even mean?

You want a piece of advice, Ashley? Just go naked. The next time you think these boots are a good idea, just go naked instead. I think you’ll get further in life.

December 27, 2011 at 4:30 am by Emily

3Leah Remini Does Funny or Die (Ashley Tisdale Does, Too, But It’s More ‘Die’ Than ‘Funny’)

Isn’t Leah Remini the greatest? And do we remember her way back in the Saved by the Bell days, when she played Zack’s summer love interest, Stacey Carosi, who was the daughter of the guy who ran the beach club where the gang all stayed? That was just THE LIMIT.

Also, this is as close as I’ve ever gotten to watching Toddlers & Tiaras. Tell me, readers, is this how it really goes? Because if it is … we are gonna have a lot of messed up, entitled, twattish girls down the road, as if we don’t already have enough the way it is.

September 28, 2011 at 4:30 am by Sarah