After making out at NYC’s Rose Bar on Monday night, Lance and Ashley (Lashley?) hooked up again late Tuesday night at the Waverley Inn (where Lance was hanging out with Owen Wilson, who probably has no business being in a bar right now).
I just picture Lance Armstrong’s aging ass being all like, “Hey, baby doll, will you give me a little head tonight? Just suck it for a little while?” And then Michelle Tanner grinning, giving him a thumbs-up and saying “You got it, dude!”
This item is going to make my head explode.
Ashley Olsen has a new, older man. The 21-year-old twin showed up to the Rose Bar at the Gramercy Park Hotel Monday night with Tory Burch’s ex, Lance Armstrong, 36. Our bar spy said, “They came together with a group of friends. Ashley drank red wine, sat on his lap and they were making out all night. They left together around 2 a.m.” Armstrong has been spending more time in town since he bought a home here. Another source said, “He tried to make Tory happy when they were dating by buying a place here, but she couldn’t deal with him not actually living in the same city, so they broke up.” Olsen’s rep didn’t return calls.
Forget Tory Burch! What the hell does Sheryl Crow think about about this???
This is just wrong.
Last week was very exciting for the scrumptious High School Musical star Zac Efron, as he turned 20 years old. More importantly however, it was a tough week for me and many other people. Since our starry eyed hunk is no longer a teenager he falls on the hotness scale from about a 8.75 to a measly 6. This SUCKS. Consider the Olsen twins, no one talks about how hot these identical twins are anymore. Why, you ask? It’s simple, once we all threw our countdown-to-legal calendars in the gutter, they lost out their excitement! It was no longer forbidden, it was smack-you-in-your-face LEGAL to fantasize about MK and A, and no one cared. Mr. Piece-of-ass-of-the-moment Efron held on as long as he could, and we commend him for this my friends, but time is no longer on his side. All we have to look forward to now are some incriminating photos of the boy-with-hair-so-soft-I-wanna-use-it-as-a-scarf turning 21 and drunkenly making out with some random girl (fingers crossed). On totally unrelated note, does anyone perchance happen to know where Zac might be spending his 21st birthday. I will reward you handsomely if any information leads to me being that drunken hook-up.
The Olsen twins … and Amy Winehouse?
Listen, people. If you live in London, stock up on cocaine. Demand is about to exceed supply.
Amy Winehouse showed up to support the Olsen twins as they launched their ultra-pricey new fashion line, The Row, in London.
“Our bond is really beyond words. I know when she’s hurting, I know when she’s going through something. I know when she’s happy – whether I’m with her or not, I know.”
Ashley Olsen, to Marie Claire magazine, about her twin, Mary-Kate.
Ashley Olsen spent time in Hollywood on Saturday to help launch the Sprouse Bros. clothing line. The Spouse Brothers — for those of you who aren’t pre-teen boys or their parents — are Dylan and Cole Sprouse, twin actors who starred in The Suite Life of Zach & Cody. (Those of us who are a little older will remember them as Ross’s son Ben on Friends.) They signed a licensing agreement with Dualstar Entertainment in 1995 (that’s Ashley and MK’s company), and this clothing line is the latest brainchild of that partnership. If I were the parents of these boys, I’d be keeping them as far away from the Olsen twins as humanly possible. Heh, maybe that’s why MK wasn’t there. Pre-emptive restraining order or something.
Every source I can find swears to me that these boys were born in August of 1992, which makes them nearly 15 years old, right? Is it just me or do they look more like 8? Or is this what 15-year-olds look like? Am I really just that far removed from anyone under the age of 25? Because, like, this is not what Lindsay Lohan looked like at 15, I can tell ya that.