10Anne Hathaway’s Massive NSFW Wardrobe Malfunction Happened and She Used It to Promote ‘Les Miserables’
I know some of you already saw the photo when Emily ran it the other day, but honestly, she kind of used it for promo purposes. Whiz BANG.
Here’s what Anne had to say about the upskirt in a recent interview with Matt Lauer:
“They saw everything. I may as well have lifted up my skirt for them. … It was obviously an unfortunate incident. It kind of made me sad on two accounts. One was that I was very sad that we live in an age when someone takes a picture of another person in a vulnerable moment and rather than delete it, and do the decent thing, sells it. And I’m sorry that we live in a culture that commodifies sexuality of unwilling participants, which brings us back to Les Mis, that’s what my character is, she is someone who is forced to sell sex to benefit her child because she has nothing and there’s no social safety net.”
Which, on one hand, I get. I really do. It was a “vulnerable” moment and all that, and it sucks that she was objectified in such a lewd way, but on the other hand, it’s like … I don’t even know. No, wait, I do know—It’s like WEAR A G-DDAMN PAIR OF PANTIES, ANNE HATHAWAY. What do you expect? Lots of people are perverts, and when those people see an opportunity, they’re going to take it. It doesn’t make it right by any means, but it doesn’t mean it won’t happen, either. If you’re all kinds of concerned that it’s going to happen—and if you don’t wear panties, and people photograph you on the regular, it’s almost inevitable—then the proper precautions should be taken. If, of course, precaution is a thing you’re going for.
Jump in to see Anne’s Hathaway. You know, again.
December 13, 2012 at 9:30 am by Sarah
Last night was the New York premiere of Les Miserables, you guys! You know what that means? It means a few things. For one, it means that it’s only going to be a couple of weeks before we get to see the movie. And for two, it means that Anne Hathaway wore another awful dress.
This is bad, right? It’s not as bad as the last one, but it’s still not great. And if you don’t see my issue, that’s fine, I understand. But let me show you the back of the dress:
What’s even going on there? It looks like a sad chubby cape, which I’m guessing is in fashion now. Whatevs.
But hey, I bet you’re wondering about that vulva, huh? Here’s what happened: Anne Hathaway showed her vulva. She apparently missed the memo about being careful how you work your legs when you’re wearing a dress with a slit and no panties, and when she was stepping out of the car, it happened. The world saw a little bit of her junk.
Here, let me show you.
December 11, 2012 at 2:30 pm by Emily
In case you were caught unawares, this is Anne’s dress for the world premiere of ‘Les Miserables’, and it’s totally a hit. I’m not even going to give you guys the standard “Love It or Leave It” option on this one, because if you don’t love it, and, in fact, want to leave it, then you, my friend, are a soulless, eyeless bastard. And if you’re eyeless, what the hell are you doing on Evil Beet Gossip anyway? The pictures are generally the main reason for being here—you have no eyes. Try to explain that one away, why don’t you?
December 6, 2012 at 3:30 pm by Sarah
Isn’t she though?
This is what Anne was recently spotted wearing in London, and I have to say—the geek glasses really suit her heart-shaped, pixie-like face. It’s adorable, actually, but don’t tell her that I said that. She’d never let me live it down, and she’d probably never stop talking about it, either. Because you know what else she’s still talking about? Her hair. And the fact that she cut it over eight months ago. And how she’s just “all face” now, which is, of course, the best thing ever, because what a face, right? Here’s another excerpt from that really annoying Anne-interview that was released by Glamour a few days ago:
“People are warmer to me. Also, I’m a fairly shy person,and [in the past] on days when I didn’t want to deal with the world, I’d wear a hat and pull my hair around me and hide. I can’t do that now. I have to be me all the time. And it’s changed my habits, because if I was having a bad skin day, I could have a good hair day. Now I have no hair, so I have to take better care of myself because I’m all face!”
All face, guys. She’s all face. And there’s so, so much I can say about that, but I’m going to leave it to you to say, because you guys are really, really good at this kind of thing, too, and it’s one of the many reasons I do love you so.
December 5, 2012 at 6:30 am by Sarah
Generally speaking, I’m a fan of Anne Hathaway. I love her look (because guys, she’s so pretty), her acting’s all right, and she seems like she’s not a complete tool like a lot of other actresses of her age group. She’s got her shit together, and that counts for a lot with me and whether or not I publicly eviscerate someone on, as some non-fans call it, my “shitty little blog.” Really though: generally, I like her (except for when she’s impersonating Katie Holmes, because that’s just annoying as hell), but this interview, and the accompanying photos … I might have had enough Anne Hathaway for at least the rest of the month. And I’m sure that’s probably OK, too. Here’s an excerpt from her interview with Glamour.
Anne on swearing off shopping for as long as I’m swearing off talking about her:
“I looked at my life when I was on my honeymoon, which was gorgeous, and I thought, I need nothing. I’m not buying myself a single thing for the rest of this year.”
Anne on fighting for the right to act:
“I like to fight for a job. You feel like you’ve emerged from the scrap, and you’re like, ‘OK, this one’s mine. Did it. Done.’”
Anne on how hard it is to be a gal:
“We get pressure to define ourselves as women by how wild we are: How many guys did you sleep with? How drunk did you get?”
Last, Anne on her best nights ever:
“When I think back to some of the most fun nights in my life, it was just me out dancing.”
That’s funny, though, because I can’t imagine that Anne is really all that good a dancer, personally speaking I mean, since she talked about how it is when she does things that she has to excel in (like her job), it makes her kind of seem like she’s all for doing something with full, flawless gusto and just won’t do it any other way, and if she’s not totally perfect in it? Well, then she doesn’t do it.
Here’s Anne Hathaway dancing in ‘Ella Enchanted’:
December 1, 2012 at 12:00 pm by Sarah
And she did a photo shoot for Vogue, wherein all of the major stars of ‘Les Miserables’ came out to play, and guys, there’s a photo in the gallery down there that is so completely awesome, I can’t even fathom it. It’s a still of Helena Bonham Carter and Sacha Baron Cohen as the evil, nasty Thenardiers, and it’s so, so good. It’s loads better than all of those Kardashian photos that Annie Leibovitz sold out over and was probably very well compensated for.
Also, Anne Hathaway doesn’t even really look like she lost all that much weight in this picture. She just looks … well, short-haired and hump-backed. That’s a talent right there, being the embodiment of scoliosis:
But hey. The pictures have a got a healthy heap of some serious awesomeness. The best part of the whole damn thing? No one looks like they’ve been Photoshopped into the picture. That, my friends, is a sign of a true professional.