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Anne Hathaway

Eh …

I’ve been digging Anne Hathaway’s look all throughout her Get Smart World Tour, but this one kind of falls flat for me. I think I see what she was going for, but it doesn’t work at all.

There’s nothing going on this afternoon in the world of celebrity gossip.

Someone mentioned in the comments that there were new pics of Lindsay and Samantha necking. I can’t find them anywhere. If you guys know where they are, do tell.

Anne Hathaway: Open Mouth, Insert Foot

I have to admit I like Anne Hathaway a LOT more now that there’s actually some drama surrounding her. As you’ll recall, Anne spent awhile in a serious relationship with Raffaello Follieri, who was arrested yesterday for some really shady investment shit. The two had recently broken up.

But they didn’t break up recently enough, it seems. The issue of InStyle, which hits newsstands next month, has Anne gushing about her relationship with Raffaello.

“I enjoy living with him so much, but we’re in his apartment – and we’ve decided that it’s time to find where our home is going to be,” she said. “If we get a house as opposed to an apartment, the first two floors will be a bit more traditional for him to be able to receive people, and the top two floors will be whatever I want.” She adds that there’s no pressure about marriage because, “we’re quite happy . . . I’m [not] sweating out a proposal.”

My, how things can change.

Anne’s friends say that “she’s heartbroken. She was really in love with him.”

Oh, Anne. You TOTALLY dodged a bullet here.

Anne Hathaway’s Ex-Boyfriend Arrested for All Sorts of Fun Things

OMG we’ve actually found something interesting about Anne Hathaway! Unfortunately, she already dumped him …

Anne’s ex-boyfriend, Raffaello Follieri, has been arrested on wire fraud conspiracy and money laundering charges.

He’s due in Manhattan federal court on Tuesday. Yes, federal. This is some hardcore shit, people.

He is accused of falsely telling an investor that he had been appointed as the chief financial officer of the Vatican.

Authorities say he claimed that, as a result of that connection, he and others could obtain properties of the Catholic church in the United States at a substantial discount to fair market value.

Um … in general, if someone tells you he’s the chief financial officer of the Vatican, and you believe him, you kind of deserve to have your money swindled, don’t you? Survival of the fittest, people.

I Just Don’t Like Anne Hathaway

I don’t even know why. I can’t think of a single thing she’s done to bother me. At least with someone like Mandy Moore I can be like “You know what? She’s really self-congratulatory and holier-than-thou and fucking annoying in interviews.” I can’t even say that about Anne.

I think it’s a combination of two things: her fucking enormous mouth and her refusal to tan. I mean, she lives in Los Angeles. I’m not saying everybody needs to fake-bake all the time, but it’s like she’s actively avoiding getting any sun whatsoever. I think that seems prissy to me, and prissy annoys me. And her mouth isn’t at all her fault, but it bothers me. It’s so big.

Here’s Anne, annoying me, at the premiere of Get Smart.

Late-Night Links

Steve-O urinates in public for the first time this year. [Celebslam]

Naomi Watts is preggers. [Perez]

Ryan Phillippe’s new girlfriend is 18-year-old Nikki Reed, of Thirteen fame, which is, ironically, their approximate age difference. [Cele|bitchy]

Eminem is reportedly set to marry Kim Mathers for the third time. They say third time’s the charm, so maybe this go-round he’ll actually kill her and we can be done with this crap. [Agent Bedhead]

Fergie continues her spelling bee of a solo career with the new video for “Glamorous.” [Bree]

Welcome to Famous, Heidi Montag. Leave your clothes at the door. You know, on the hook right above your dignity. [Pop on the Pop]

Maybe if Anne Hathaway ever emerged from her crypt and into the sunlight she wouldn’t be so depressed. [ICYDK]

Somebody is a Copycat

Going through Page Six this morning I realized that they have a feature called the “Celebrity Star Map”. Now click on this link and you can run your mouse over a map of Manhattan and see where various celebrities have been spotted doing various noteworthy things. If you are a local New Yorker, you too can have your star sighting posted on the internet. Their site is a bit sad, with only three sightings which include Jacob the Jeweler, Dr. Ruth, and Julia Roberts.

This sounds quite similar to something that Gawker instituted a few months ago except that Gawker’s is quite cool, and quite popular. They have twenty-five sightings including Anne Hathaway (talking about how fat her fellow actresses were…um, honey you aren’t exactly Nicole Richie), Parker Posey (evidently being a bitch but I love her anyway) and Anderson Cooper (who could also be my boyfriend if he wasn’t playing for the other team).

So really Page Six, I know you are trying to jump on the bandwagon but Gawker is kicking your booty.