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Anne Hathaway

Oh, So Anne Hathaway Is Getting Married Today

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SURPRISE!

I just love surprise celebrity weddings, don’t you? It’s such a nice little bit of excitement that comes from the knowledge that you’ll soon get to see gorgeous, gorgeous dresses and that you’ll possibly get to hear really cute stories about the day. Maybe I’m a romantic, or maybe I need to get a life, but either way you look at it, I’m super excited for this.

And Anne Hathaway is going to make such a stunning bride, right? She’s going to get married sometime today in Big Sur, California (just like Natalie Portman!), and that’s all we know for now. But it’s enough to get super pumped, right?

Love It or Leave It: Anne Hathaway’s Mossy Look

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Man. Could this woman look any more beautiful than she does here, in this picture? Maybe. Maybe when she’s six months pregnant and glowing like a fool, then she’ll look even more beautiful than she does now. Because that pregnancy thing is still supposedly a thing, although you wouldn’t be able to tell with girlfriend’s amazing Magic Eye dress.

All I know is that Anne Hathaway is one beautiful woman. It doesn’t mean that I particular like her, or think that she’s this amazing actress or anything, because Catwoman and ‘One Day’, but she sure is pretty to look at, you know?

Is Anne Hathaway Pregnant?

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From Radar:

Anne Hathaway and fiance Adam Shulmancertainly were celebrating something exciting on Thursday night and eyewitnesses exclusively tell RadarOnline.com that the happy couple may have just announced baby news to their families!

“Not only did both Anne and Adam have their parents at dinner with them, which is unusual, but the amount of enthusiasm and excitement made it clear that they were celebrating some major news,” an eyewitness said.

“And while everyone else sipped on wine at dinner, Anne didn’t drink any alcohol, which is an indication that she could be pregnant.”

In the video footage obtained by RadarOnline.com, it’s evident that while saying their goodbyes after dinner at Picholine on the Upper West Side of Manhattan, the entire party was ecstatic and couldn’t get in enough hugs and kisses.

“Anne and Adam are already engaged, so the only other good news could be a baby on the way!” the eyewitness said.

“Anne has been getting flack lately for her weight loss, but last night it looked like there was a bump on her belly.”

Yeah, that seems like sort of faulty logic. I’m sure there’s at least one other reason in the world that Anne Hathaway would have for celebrating with her family, and a lady abstaining from alcohol doesn’t automatically mean that she’s pregnant. But then again, that picture up there was taken last night at the new Batman movie premiere, and that dress is a little suspicious, you know? Like, if you were aiming to hide a baby bump, then that would be a solid choice. But then AGAIN, Anne Hathaway has never been known for her fashion sense, so I’m not really ready to call that a clue.

But hey, if you still think that Anne doesn’t look good with short hair, then do me a favor and get yourself mentally evaluated, all right? Because these latest pictures are, without a doubt, the most gorgeous pictures of Anne that I’ve ever seen.