I have a feeling, guys, that this movie is going to be EPICALLY PHENOMENAL, and I’m normally one of those people who pokes fun of other people on Facebook for saying that this or that or the other thing is going to be EPIC because EPIC is such an overused buzzword, and hearing it as often as I do makes me want to jam thumbs in both eye sockets ’til I forget the word EPIC ever existed.
But this film? Well. It’s going to be just that, and no, I won’t repeat it a second time.
Ha, so I forgot that Anne Hathaway got married. Bizarre, right? But that’s not the reason I gathered you all here today. No, it’s because girlfriend’s hair is growing out from that way-short business she had going on earlier this year for ‘Les Miserables’, and the thing about it is that it looks good. I cut my hair as short as Anne did awhile back, too, and you should *see* what this shit looks like now. It looks like ass. It looks like an ass’s NEST. It’s a cross between a mullet and a mushroom, and I don’t know which is the lesser of two evils, so I try my best to wear lots of hats ’til I think it looks better.
What do you guys think of Anne‘s hair? And aren’t you proud of her for not “growing” her hair back overnight, like some female celebrities do (here’s looking at you, Britney)?
Look, I know this picture isn’t the best quality, but none of them are because probably what happened is some photographer was hanging out in a bush and managed to peek out long enough to get a few of these pictures. And that’s weird and rude, but what’s done is done, and oh my gosh, I love Anne Hathaway‘s dress so much.
Here’s another photo:
And here’s one more:
Right? And I’m not even going to comment on her headgear like I understand it, because I don’t. Maybe she’d already had her wedding planned for a good long while, before she cut her hair for Les Miserables, and she was upset at the prospect of having short hair for her wedding photos? She’s either somewhat self conscious or it looks a whole lot better in person, those are the only reasons I can come up with. But regardless of her accessorizing, isn’t that dress just beautiful?