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Anne Hathaway

3How Do We Feel About Anne Hathaway in a Bikini?

I’ve always had mixed feelings about Anne Hathaway. Like, if she up and decided to stop doing movies altogether, I might not even notice. That’s not to say that she’s a bad actress – it’s just that I don’t think Anne Hathaway even really knows who Anne Hathaway is. The most I know about Anne Hathaway is that she’s pretty good-looking, she dated some fucking weirdo embezzler loser and had a pretty public breakup, and interviews with a put-on old Hollywood bravado that just sort of makes me furrow my brow (and that? I actually hate – shit’s going to give me some mad wrinkles down the road).

So Anne, though your acting is just alright in my opinion, and your looks aren’t bad, I guess my general feeling about you is confusion, and I don’t like the way that makes my face look.

March 28, 2011 at 10:30 am by Sarah
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0Franco & Hathaway Do ‘Grease’

James Franco posted this 19-second clip of him and Anne Hathaway reenacting the famous “You’re The One That I Want” carnival scene from Grease to his Twitter yesterday. As we all know by now, the two are hosting the Oscars together Sunday night, so I can only assume that this is a behind-the-scenes preview of what will be a pretty epic remake. I’m hoping that it’s part of some huge montage that runs through a variety of everybody’s favorite movie couples, but since I’m already going to get 3+ hours of James Franco on television that night, I’m not going to be greedy.

Are you tuning in to the Oscars on Sunday night? For the films, the Franco or the (unintentional) funny?

February 24, 2011 at 6:30 am by Molls

6Love It Or Leave It: Anne Hathaway’s Busy Body

Anne Hathaway‘s stylist must be in rehab or something because no trained professional would have ever let their client leave the house in this get up. The silky polka-dotted and embellished pants paired with the cropped sweater and the absolutely fucking ridiculous neckpiece she has on is just too too much. Any one of those pieces paired with more simple garments would have been fine, but together? She looks like a blind woman who just got a new bag of donation clothing and couldn’t wait to wear them all out at once.

And I’m not even going to get into what I think about her Mom On Vacation Sandals (MOVS)…

What do you think? Is this outfit a mess or am I missing the point?

January 31, 2011 at 2:00 pm by Molls
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0Anne Hathaway Invites Some Kids to The Oscars, Is The Best Person

As you can see in that darling video, a bunch of kids were just going about their business, having their school’s Christmas concert, when Bruce Cohen, a producer of the Academy Awards, came in to warm them up before Anne Hathaway made her beautiful appearance to let them know that if it was cool with them, they were going to just go on out to L.A. in February to do a little performance at the Oscars.

You guys, this is the perfect example of a Christmas miracle. And you can have a Hanukkah miracle or a Kwanzaa miracle or a late December miracle, it’s all great, but come on now.  You look at those precious kids absolutely flipping their shit and you tell me that that doesn’t warm the cockles of your snarky hearts for this, the holiday season.  Molls and I both teared up, so it’s cool.  Just let it out.

December 18, 2010 at 10:46 am by Emily
Filed Under: Anne Hathaway, Oscars

0James Franco and Anne Hathaway Are Hosting The Oscars!

A photo of James Franco

Are you guys way excited about this?  You should be.  We’re going to see Anne Hathaway be gorgeous and perhaps attempt to discuss anal sex with James Franco, who will tragically be too preoccupied with carrying the show.  There will be stoner jokes, art jokes, hipster jokes, and jokes about whatever Anne Hathaway does (Jake Gyllenhaal’s penis?).*

Here’s the official announcement:

“James Franco and Anne Hathaway personify the next generation of Hollywood icons— fresh, exciting and multi-talented. We hope to create an Oscar broadcast that will both showcase their incredible talents and entertain the world on February 27. We are completely thrilled that James and Anne will be joining forces with our brilliant creative team to do just that.”

See?  Fresh and exciting, that’s exactly what I said.  Following this line of thought, I’m going to go ahead and predict that the Academy Awards in 2016 are going to be hosted by Justin Timberlake and Justin Bieber.  If I were you, I’d go ahead and mark your calendars.

*I don’t have anything against Anne Hathaway, it’s just that I feel like this is going to be James Franco’s Special Day.  It seems like everyone who’s ever watched a movie thinks he’s getting nominated for his work in 127 Hours, and meanwhile all Love and Other Drugs seems to be good for is screencapping Anne and Jake’s (NSFW) naughty bits.  Tough break for Anne, that’s all I’m saying.

November 29, 2010 at 1:47 pm by Emily

5Anne Hathaway and Jake Gyllenhaal Get Naked to Promote Their New Movie

Anne Hathaway and Jake Gyllenhaal apparently spend a great deal of time naked in their new movie Love and Other Drugs, so naturally they’re going to get naked while promoting it as well. Well, not naturally, actually. I feel like I’ve seen plenty of actors promote movies where they’re in the buff for a good portion of it while keeping their clothes on, but hey! You know, good for them. Good for them for being so comfortable with their bodies.

Anywhodickie, the pair have three covers of Entertainment Weekly coming out. Which ‘naked + content’ copy are you going to pick up?

November 18, 2010 at 3:00 pm by Molls