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Anne Hathaway

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“The whole family converted to Episcopalianism after my elder brother came out. Why should I support an organization that has a limited view of my beloved brother?”

- Anne Hathaway tells British GQ about why she quit Catholicism after her brother announced he was gay.

The First Pictures Of Tim Burton’s Alice In Wonderland

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The movie isn’t scheduled for release until March of 2010, but the first stills released of Tim Burton’s Alice in Wonderland look absolutely amazing.  I’m convinced that Burton must be slightly insane in that way that geniuses usually are.

Johnny Depp plays The Mad Hatter, Helena Bonham Carter is Queen of Hearts and the Snow Queen role is played by Anne Hathaway.  No picture has been released of Alice yet, but Australian actress Mia Wasikowska (best known for her role on HBO’s In Treatment) stars in the film.

If you click on this link to USA Today, it will take you to a really cool interactive site where you can scroll around a couple of the movie scenes.

Anne Hathaway Replacing Posh As New Face Of Marc Jacobs?

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Could the equine-faced beauty, Anne Hathaway, be the new face of the Marc Jacobs campaign?  According to Vogue UK, it’s a distinct possibility.

Victoria Beckham has been the face and body of Marc Jacobs for the past year, but word has it that Jacobs is looking to trade his Posh friend for a younger model with more, ummmm…horsepower.

“Marc and Anne have forged a fast but very intense friendship,” a friend of the star revealed to the Mail on Sunday. “They’re going to start doing public appearances together soon.”

“Anne hasn’t signed up to do any advertising yet but, by dressing her, Marc can infuse his line with a fresh but famous face and Anne can revamp her image,” the source continued. “If it works well, Anne would be happy to model for some of Marc’s campaigns.”

Now listen, I’m asking you all to forgive me.  I know I’ve been snark squared today but you would be too if you were in my current situation and facing the challenge that I have to deal with today.  I am bidding you all adieu whilst I go craft my Mischa Manifesto.  If I don’t contract some chronic illness or just plain die in the process, I’ll be back later to publish it.

I still want to give Anne Hathaway sugar cubes and pound iron nails into her hands and feet, though.

Anne Hathaway as Judy Garland?

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My sister’s in town visiting this week, and somehow the topic of Anne Hathaway came up. My sister was like, “I never like her in movies,” and I was like, “You know, me neither. I like that she was dating a “Vatican” con-man, I like that she sold him out to the Feds, and I like what she wears when Rachel Zoe styles her, but I never actually do like her in movies.” So I have to admit that I’m kind of disappointed that Anne’s been chosen to play Judy Garland in her upcoming biopic, Get Happy: The Life of Judy Garland.

Even weirder: They’re doing both a film AND stage adaptation, and Anne will star in both. SOMEBODY KEEP HER AWAY FROM THE SUSHI!

Seriously though I think they were looking for someone who has proven she can sing, dance, and play a drug addict, so I don’t understand how Courtney Love was passed up for this role. They must have wanted a brunette.

Anne Hathaway Breaks Out the Sexy for Russian GQ

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Oooooooomg.

Who wants to have sex with Anne Hathaway?

I do! I do!

Hot, hot, hot.

I’m Sensing a Pattern Here..

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Anne Hathaway has Suga Mama disease. She seems to have some sort of internal homing device that draws her to the wrong sort of man. You know, the one that “never has money/always forgets his wallet and needs you to pay but that’s okay because he loves you so much.”

First, there was master con-man douche Raffaello Follieri, whose rent she reported paid among other things, and now this new guy, Adam Shulman.  Star Magazine reports:

“Adam is not a swindler like Raffaello, but the truth is the truth: Adam is far from Mr. Moneybags, so Anne has to buy everything,” an insider tells Star. “She leads an extravagant lifestyle — she has to fly all over the globe and show up at black-tie events. The only way for Adam to fit into her life is if she foots the bill.”

Still, adds the source, “He feels bad that Anne has to pay, so he does little things for her, like buy her books, give her love notes and cook her meals — little things to make her feel special.”

 I won’t go so far as to say this Adam character is a bad egg. However, someone as beautiful and talented as Anne should be able to find someone on her level – both intellectually and financially. She’s too young and too pretty to be settling into this boytoy dynamic so soon.

Anne Hathaway: High or Crazy?

Her acceptance speech at the Critics Choice Awards last night was really painful to watch and makes me kind of remember why I used to hate her.

Also: the look on Angelina Jolie’s face is priceless. Angie lost out to Anne for the award. Which kind of explains this picture:

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I love this photo so much. Angelina could not look less happy to be in this photograph. Pure gold.