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Anne Hathaway

Anne Hathaway Did a Pretty Annoying Interview

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Generally speaking, I’m a fan of Anne Hathaway. I love her look (because guys, she’s so pretty), her acting’s all right, and she seems like she’s not a complete tool like a lot of other actresses of her age group. She’s got her shit together, and that counts for a lot with me and whether or not I publicly eviscerate someone on, as some non-fans call it, my “shitty little blog.” Really though: generally, I like her (except for when she’s impersonating Katie Holmes, because that’s just annoying as hell), but this interview, and the accompanying photos … I might have had enough Anne Hathaway for at least the rest of the month. And I’m sure that’s probably OK, too. Here’s an excerpt from her interview with Glamour.

Anne on swearing off shopping for as long as I’m swearing off talking about her:

“I looked at my life when I was on my honeymoon, which was gorgeous, and I thought, I need nothing. I’m not buying myself a single thing for the rest of this year.”

Anne on fighting for the right to act:

“I like to fight for a job. You feel like you’ve emerged from the scrap, and you’re like, ‘OK, this one’s mine. Did it. Done.’”

Anne on how hard it is to be a gal:

“We get pressure to define ourselves as women by how wild we are: How many guys did you sleep with? How drunk did you get?”

Last, Anne on her best nights ever:

“When I think back to some of the most fun nights in my life, it was just me out dancing.”

That’s funny, though, because I can’t imagine that Anne is really all that good a dancer, personally speaking I mean, since she talked about how it is when she does things that she has to excel in (like her job), it makes her kind of seem like she’s all for doing something with full, flawless gusto and just won’t do it any other way, and if she’s not totally perfect in it? Well, then she doesn’t do it.

Here’s Anne Hathaway dancing in ‘Ella Enchanted’:

Annie Leibovitz Stepped Away from the Kardashians Long Enough to Do Some Real Work

And she did a photo shoot for Vogue, wherein all of the major stars of ‘Les Miserables’ came out to play, and guys, there’s a photo in the gallery down there that is so completely awesome, I can’t even fathom it. It’s a still of Helena Bonham Carter and Sacha Baron Cohen as the evil, nasty Thenardiers, and it’s so, so good. It’s loads better than all of those Kardashian photos that Annie Leibovitz sold out over and was probably very well compensated for.

Also, Anne Hathaway doesn’t even really look like she lost all that much weight in this picture. She just looks … well, short-haired and hump-backed. That’s a talent right there, being the embodiment of scoliosis:

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But hey. The pictures have a got a healthy heap of some serious awesomeness. The best part of the whole damn thing? No one looks like they’ve been Photoshopped into the picture. That, my friends, is a sign of a true professional.

Somebody at Vogue Hates Anne Hathaway

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Meanwhile, someone at Evil Beet really, really loves her. Hint: it’s me. She just seems so sweet, and I love her hair, and she had such a pretty wedding dress. Oh, and I think Les Mis is going to be incredible. I love her. I love her so much.

But this here Vogue cover is f-cking awful.

Ok, this woman is gorgeous. She just is. And even if you disagree, I’m sure you can at least be reasonable enough to admit that this cover photo is especially terrible. If you still can’t do that, then let me show you another photo from this shoot that appears in the magazine:

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Oh, and this one:

A photo of Anne Hathaway

See what I mean? It’s like they told her “hey, just run around and spaz and shit and we’ll take some pics.” And then the editor was like “oh, this one is particularly unflattering, let’s put that on the cover.” And then I was like “are you serious with this, Vogue?” And then Anne Hathaway was like “bitches gettin’ paid don’t give a f-ck.” And here we are.

I’ll throw in a couple more photos in the gallery, but the situation doesn’t get any better, trust me.