22AnnaLynne McCord Is in a Bikini

My first reaction to these pictures was that the 90210 starlet had alerted the paparazzi to the fact that she’d be frolicking around Miami Beach this weekend … but, when people do that, don’t they then wear makeup?

AnnaLynne McCord looked just like any other skinny Miami Beach chick when the photogs snapped her this weekend. If this were Heidi Montag, there would be there THREE SOLID INCHES of makeup on her face, which NEVER would have touched the (gasp!) public saltwater. But AnnaLynne? Just looks like I do after jumping in the ocean … well, okay, her body is WAY better than mine, but her face? Not so much. It looks like she actually went swimming.

How bourgeois.

January 5, 2009 at 11:58 am by Evil Beet

25Enjoy It While It Lasts!

Here’s 90210 semi-starlet AnnaLynne McCord (you may know her better as “the one who eats”) at the Emmy swag lounge, eagerly posing with everything. I mean, fucking everything. Listen, AnnaLynne, baby, the A-listers don’t pose on bicycles. They just don’t. But you don’t really care, do you? Your show’s gonna last another half-season, and then you’ll be gone forever, and you know it. So get your hands on everything you can, gorgeous.

Also: Doesn’t she totally look 16?

September 18, 2008 at 9:39 pm by Evil Beet

22We’re Famous Now!!!

90210 stars Shanae Grimes and AnnaLynne McCord ham it up on the red carpet at a VMA party Sunday.

They’re totally basking in the glow of their new-found fame.

But how long will it last????

Will you guys be watching the SECOND episode of 90210 tonight?

I am very interested to see how the ratings pan out.

September 9, 2008 at 12:02 am by Evil Beet

6Um, Did Someone Instruct the Entire Female Cast of Nip/Tuck to Show Up at the Season Five Screening Wearing Black Dresses?

Honestly, I half-expected to find a picture in this set of Julian McMahon in a tight little Prada number, but clearly he was too busy waxing his eyebrows to do anything about his legs.

October 21, 2007 at 2:57 am by Evil Beet