Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Anna Nicole Smith

Gobble Up These Links (ha ha HA!)

Today in tasteful: unearthed 1986 footage of Michael Richards in blackface. [The Bosh] When Prison Break first aired, I gave it three hours of my life that I will never get back, then gave...

Let’s Link this Through

Yup, the Spiderman 3 trailer leaked. Enjoy. [Derek Hail] TomKat and Suri the Fake Baby (looking fake as can be), arrive in Rome for the contractually mandated wedding of the century...

YOU WANKER! THERE IS NO OTHER NEWS!

Have you ever seen The Second Civil War? You haven’t? It’s a 1997 comedy about an immigration issue that spirals into a second U.S. Civil War. It’s funny — you...

Link Me Hard

They are remaking Dirty Dancing, and Mario Lopez is on the short list of celebs to star in the Patrick Swayze role, and still I wait, patient and hopeful, for my Lark Voorhies comeback...

All Together Now

In today’s episode of the Anna Nicole is Functionally Retarded Show, we learn that Anna previously tried to convince a wealthy paramour, G. Ben Thompson, that he was the father of her...

Anna Nicole/HKS Wedding Pictures

I hate that these actually look kind of sweet. Nothing is particularly offensive here. Except for her fake eyelashes — Anna Nicole should be careful, lest she accidentally overdose on...

Anna Nicole’s Ex Files Paternity Suit

Larry Birkhead has filed suit against Anna Nicole Smith in Los Angeles, hoping to compel the actress/model/trainwreck to return to the United States from the Bahamas so that a paternity...