Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Anna Nicole Smith

Anna Nicole’s Hospital Arrival On Tape

Anna Nicole’s arrival at the hospital, already dead. On tape. Ignore the … um … is this German? The footage was captured by Splash News, and reportedly sold last night for...

MEMO TO THE MEDIA

DANNIELYNN Hope Marshall Stern DANNIELYNN Hope Marshall Stern DANNIELYNN Hope Marshall Stern DANNIELYNN Hope Marshall Stern DANNIELYNN Hope Marshall Stern That is FOUR N’s, and an...

Anna Nicole: Day One

I suppose it had to end like this. The soap opera of Anna Nicole Smith’s life came to a sudden finale on Thursday afternoon in a Hollywood, Florida hotel room. Smith had been in the...

Anna Nicole Smith Dead at the Age of 39

CNN is reporting Anna Nicole collapsed in a hotel room and died shortly thereafter. **I’ll be updating as events warrant** -Autopsy scheduled for tomorrow down in beautiful South...

Fatty, Fatty 2×4

Well, Beet has wisely decided to go after big people in a major way this morning so I’m going to join the fray with this news: Anna Nicole and TrimSpa are being sued in a very classy...

Late-Night Links

Now you can cross “See Steven Tyler’s bare ass” off your list of things to do before you die. I know, I know. When you put it on there twenty years ago it seemed a much...