Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Anna Nicole Smith

Funeral Home: Thanks, But No Thanks

I’m watching CNN on a Friday night. That’s pathetic. But I just heard on Nancy Grace’s show that the funeral home Anna was scheduled to be embalmed at wouldn’t sign...

Anna Nicole Is a Real Person

It’s easy to forget that. But this video just acquired by Extra, of a 1993 reunion of Anna with her father, who left when she was two, is really humanizing. She’s gorgeous, and...

This Summer Anna Nicole is King Tut

The news is this: Eight days after former Playmate Anna Nicole Smith died, a Florida judge signed an order to have her refrigerated remains embalmed. “We’re beginning to give...

Late-Night Links

There’s a sixth hat in the Dannielynn paternity ring. And he’s in jail. Nice. [dlisted] Brit-pop up-and-comer Lily Allen sports some conspiracy theories. [Buzznet] You thought...

Anna Nicole News Real Quick

Let’s just get this out of the way, so we can get on with our day. A Florida judge has ordered that Anna Nicole’s body not be released until DNA testing can be performed as...

Just When You Thought You Were Out

I’ve got more Anna for ya baby! As it turns out this Prince Von Anhalt may not be exactly on the up and up. This is a shocking claim, just shocking. Here are a few notes on the...

Your Daily Anna Nicole Dump

No news day would be complete without an update on the Anna Nicole saga. To summarize today’s findings: The 911 call from the day of Anna’s death has been, um, either released...

Anna Nicole 911 Tapes

TMZ got ’em. They are so all over this. They’re kind of anti-climactic. The one chick’s all like “Can you respond to the Hard Rock? We have an unresponsive white...

Late-Night Links

Justin Timberlake announces plans to launch his own television network, JT TV. I announce plans to throw up a little in my mouth. [POTP] Remember Lindsay Lohan? [The Blemish] Mischa Barton...