Today's Evil Beet Gossip
Anna Nicole Smith

Anna Nicole: Day One

I suppose it had to end like this. The soap opera of Anna Nicole Smith’s life came to a sudden finale on Thursday afternoon in a Hollywood, Florida hotel room. Smith had been in the Seminole Hard Rock Hotel & Casino since Monday, leaving five-month-old daughter Dannielynn behind in the Bahamas with a close friend. Anna’s...

Anna Nicole Smith Dead at the Age of 39

CNN is reporting Anna Nicole collapsed in a hotel room and died shortly thereafter. **I’ll be updating as events warrant** -Autopsy scheduled for tomorrow down in beautiful South Florida. -Anna Nicole was dead before she reached the hospital, bodyguard attempted CPR in hotel room. -Emergency filing re: custody of six month old daughter by...

Fatty, Fatty 2×4

Well, Beet has wisely decided to go after big people in a major way this morning so I’m going to join the fray with this news: Anna Nicole and TrimSpa are being sued in a very classy manner. That was my pun for “class action”. Yeah, well, I hate me too. Anyhow the news is: Anna Nicole Smith and TrimSpa Inc. have been sued in a...

Late-Night Links

Now you can cross “See Steven Tyler’s bare ass” off your list of things to do before you die. I know, I know. When you put it on there twenty years ago it seemed a much more appealing proposal. Beggars can’t be choosers. But thankfully his daughter girlfriend is there to add a touch of youth to the image. [MollyGood] How is...

OMFG Law and Order Aired an Episode About the Death of Anna Nicole’s Son Before the Bahamas Authorities Have Decided Whether to Have an Inquest

This is pretty unbelievable. Did anyone catch L&O last week? (I think it was last week.) The episode was all about a gold-digging woman whose recovering drug-addict son dies in her hospital room. Her “publicist” was with her at the time. It veers off from there, as L&O is wont to do, and it turns out the kid had, like, a...