Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Angelina Jolie

Thirty Pages of Brangie Babies!

I cannot remember the last time I bought an issue of People magazine when I wasn’t about to board a flight. I will, however, be rushing to my local newsstand on Monday to purchase a...

Pregnant and Helping

Okay, seriously, when my ass gets pregnant, I am going to sit on the fucking couch all day long and be like “BRING ME MORE PICKLES AND FRO-YO!” Even if no one else is home...

“Shut Up and Eat Your Cheetos!”

Update: Photo removed because it violated some manner of copyright blah blah blah. Sorry. Jesus, Angelina. Do you really want another? You know, if you feel like it’s too much, you...

No, Seriously, Angelina Jolie Is Pregnant

First off, I have to express my thanks to Lars and Evil T. They have been amazing about posting and staying on top of things as I have moved seamlessly from one personal crisis to the next...

Uh, I Think She is Preggers

Angelina Jolie pretty much told the world “so ya guys I’m totally pregnant” by wearing a clingy black dress to the Independent Spirit Awards. I can’t get over the...

Pax is Legit

TMZ is reporting that Pax’s adoption to Angelina and Brad has been finalized. The adoption had to be approved in both Vietnam and L.A. (which aren’t as dissimilar as you may...